Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Gentlemen, you misunderstand, I'm in a secret group of select individuals who specialize in bear scaring
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I used to work for State Parks many ages ago. We did have a Ranger who loved On-site in one the parks and was quite proud of making and anti-coyote perimeter around his dwelling.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I always heard doe piss was an attractant

Doh’s a dear, a female deer. She’s not a deer.

But who knew Re was a drop of golden piss? Not me that’s for sure.

 

[Qky75]

Doh’s a dear, a female deer. She’s not a deer.

But who knew Re was a drop of golden piss? Not me that’s for sure.

Mi a name I call myself Q

Fa is a long long way to run from her.

 

[BrendaBear]

Gentlemen, you misunderstand, I'm in a secret group of select individuals who specialize in bear scaring

Do I need to be worried?

 

[SWR101]

Do I need to be worried?

I’ll protect you!

By tripping @Qky75 as we run away…

 

[MindYaBitness]

Do I need to be worried?

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[cactusjack0584]

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Used it before but… still applies

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[cactusjack0584]

I’ll protect you!

By tripping @Qky75 as we run away…

All I can think of is the bear scene from Without A Paddle… “what are you doing you can’t outrun that bear” as he takes off his shoes, “I don’t need to outrun the bear… just you!”

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Evergreen tweet.

I tried to warn them but did they listen? No. They just say “oh that monkey, he’s so funny and he’s so charming, and he so sexy, how can anyone take him seriously?”

But I’m more than just a pretty, witty face! I know danger when I sees it!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Evergreen tweet.

I tried to warn them but did they listen? No. They just say “oh that monkey, he’s so funny and he’s so charming, and he so sexy, how can anyone take him seriously?”

But I’m more than just a pretty, witty face! I know danger when I sees it!

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[UnquietDreams]

Beat me to it


I would have thought golden showers was a fairly niche market.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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You’re definitely more a Veronica…

 

[MindYaBitness]

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You’re definitely more a Veronica…

Let's be honest, if I'm a fictional character, I'm 100% Lucy Lemon. You can be Charlie
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Let's be honest, if I'm a fictional character, I'm 100% Lucy Lemon. You can be Charlie
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You’re probably right yet again sis

 

[Bry1313]

Don’t talk about @StillRain like that

@StillRain is obnoxious and I’m sick of her besmirching me when I did her a favor earlier this year.

 

[BrendaBear]

Let's be honest, if I'm a fictional character, I'm 100% Lucy Lemon. You can be Charlie

Um.... yeah. I can see that might be very accurate...

 

[Bry1313]

I like it when I’m called nasty names.

You are welcome

 

[MindYaBitness]

Um.... yeah. I can see that might be very accurate...

Fun fact, in high-school I did not try out for the part of Lucy in "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown"...I was elected against my will

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fun fact, in high-school I did not try out for the part of Lucy in "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown"...I was elected against my will

It’s been a minnit since I’ve I seen one of those “oh that’s not surprising at all” facts revealed.

 

[BrendaBear]

Fun fact, in high-school I did not try out for the part of Lucy in "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown"...I was elected against my will

OMG!!! That is too funny!!!

 

[Bry1313]

 

[BrendaBear]

I think I lost my place... was Lucy going to peg someone?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do I mention there is Legoland?

I have never been to one but know people who went.

I went to Legoland before we had kids and before AFOLs were an acceptable community

It's just a hop-and-a-skip from me, down in Denmark

If you ever catch yourself somewhere in Scandinavia, @crazychemgirl.... hmu

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But So Cal is closest to @crazychemgirl , and it has me and @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Naked yoga and pegging. If you're trying to draw me out, excellent work. Hi everybody