Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

@__Nathan1968 better reinforce the cockapult!

I mean… you asked for it!!

Covered
Uncovered?
Trick-or-treat?

I’m too late to get the payload there with the cock-a-pult®. But I could arrange for a cockdozer® to clear everything off.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I’m too late to get the payload there with the cock-a-pult®. But I could arrange for a cockdozer® to clear everything off.

Now I’m trying to picture a cockdozer!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Now I’m trying to picture a cockdozer!!

I'm working at not picturing it....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m too late to get the payload there with the cock-a-pult®. But I could arrange for a cockdozer® to clear everything off.

Now I’m trying to picture a cockdozer!!

I’m guessing it would look something like this, only with a cock and candy

 

[crazychemgirl]

Smile 2 totally fucked me up…. Daaaaaaaaaamn

 

[Qky75]

Good night!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Good night!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ugggggg … now I need to sleep

 

[SWR101]

Corgis! Awwww!!!

 

[LostHorizon]

Ugggggg … now I need to sleep

Says who?

 

[crazychemgirl]

…. A guy who cums too quickly from intercourse... but always ensures you get an orgasm with his mouth, fingers or with a toy.
every single time...

See men? You’ve been taught ALL wrong … you don’t have to be good at sex … you have to be good at ORGASMS!!!

 

[Qky75]

Semen? You’ve been taught ALL wrong … you don’t have to be good at sex … you have to be good at ORGASMS!!!

FIFY

 

[Lmizzler]

Surprisingly, when my family goes to Mexico, the #1 thing we bring back is not tequila (#2) or Mexican Coke or pharmaceuticals, but pure vanilla extract. Just checked and that’s also averaging $30/lb online, which is more than most pure maple syrups.

If I was going to pull off a heist though, it would have to be saffron, which costs more per ounce than gold!

I’m with you. Some pure Mexican vanilla is where it’s at! Did the same thing last time I went and was sad when the giant bottle ran out.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Okay… I know I’ve done shoots with frozen potatoes and now candy… this will not happen with cheese… BUT - this is the real deal right here!

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[LupineOne]

Oh I’m not planning on taking ADHD meds… lol.

Maybe I should lol


But no plans.

Bahaha I wouldn’t know…but still, I hope you can quiet her a bit

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Fuck, they could take mine and I’d die happy

 

[LupineOne]

Okay… I know I’ve done shoots with frozen potatoes and now candy… this will not happen with cheese… BUT - this is the real deal right here!
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Absolutely…except I still instinctively hesitate seeing the top left.
Unless I’m melting it into some sort of mac, I can’t do it.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Absolutely…except I still instinctively hesitate seeing the top left.
Unless I’m melting it into some sort of mac, I can’t do it.

For me it’s grilled cheese, scrambled eggs or mac!

 

[cactusjack0584]

See men? You’ve been taught ALL wrong … you don’t have to be good at sex … you have to be good at ORGASMS!!!

I’m great with orgasms! I’ve been practicing for going on 30 years! And making sure she gets off is almost always a priority!

 

[cactusjack0584]

For me it’s grilled cheese, scrambled eggs or mac!

I second the grilled cheese and substitute regular Mac with buffalo chicken Mac n cheese!! Mmmm delicious!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m great with orgasms! I’ve been practicing for going on 30 years! And making sure she gets off is almost always a priority!

That’s what they all say…


Just sayin

 

[crazychemgirl]

Absolutely…except I still instinctively hesitate seeing the top left.
Unless I’m melting it into some sort of mac, I can’t do it.

It’s my grilled cheese go to

 

[cactusjack0584]

That’s what they all say…


Just sayin

Possibly but for me it is absolute truth.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Possibly but for me it is absolute truth.

Good for you bro

 

[LupineOne]

It’s my grilled cheese go to

For whatever reason I’ve never been a fan of just straight grilled cheese.
Don’t get me wrong it’s good with tomato soup, but give me a grilled ham (or bacon) and good crumbled cheddar and tomato…