Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

Go see a doctor.

You don’t have seeds coming out of yours?
Isn’t that why people talking about “laying your seed”?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why are female vampires always lesbians?
And thank God they are!

I think they’ll have sex with anyone. After being undead for a few centuries they just get bored and they’ll fuck whomever.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think they’ll have sex with anyone. After being undead for a few centuries they just get bored and they’ll fuck whomever.

I thought it was the predictable supply of period blood?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I thought it was the predictable supply of period blood?

They’re only lesbians for about one week per month.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You don’t have seeds coming out of yours?
Isn’t that why people talking about “laying your seed”?

No, I had a vasectomy; no seeds here.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, it’s not a good movie. It just stars Alyssa Milano’s boobs. That’s all. And honestly it’s a more nostalgic at this point.

Correct. The 2m59s scene where she’s being photographed by a brunette female has some lesbian undertones and kissing.

Embrace the Vampire 2 has a better lesbian scene. Yes, I’ve seen the second one.

Edit: After some further research on the other main sex scene, there’s a threesome one with a guy and another female.

For not a good movie you seem to remember a remarkable amount of detail.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This raises yet another question . . .

Are guy vampires as open minded as girl vampires?
It seems like Glory Holes would be the place to be for a vampire.
Not only does the drink serve itself, it also provides a straw.
The only question is, do you drink it straight or do you like a little cream in it.

 

[Endless_Night]

Have you ever used pumpkin guts as jerk off lube?
Now that you have, are you going to give it a try?
Why not?

Too similar to cum?

I meant in sliminess.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This raises yet another question . . .

Are guy vampires as open minded as girl vampires?
It seems like Glory Holes would be the place to be for a vampire.
Not only does the drink serve itself, it also provides a straw.
The only question is, do you drink it straight or do you like a little cream in it.

I think it depends on when the vampire story was released, but it seems the more recent the story, the more fluid the preferences (so to speak).

 

[aussiegeekygal]

They’re only lesbians for about one week per month.

Or you just rotate??

C'mon man. You're smarter than this

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yup

This pretty much sums up my experience too

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Or you just rotate??

C'mon man. You're smarter than this

Wouldn't they sync up?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wouldn't they sync up?

No. Who taught you that nonsense?
There is likely gonna be overlap. Statistically speaking. But syncing periods is not a thing.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

No. Who taught you that nonsense?
There is likely gonna be overlap. Statistically speaking. But syncing periods is not a thing.

Pop culture. I've only lived with a woman that had an active cycle for 7 years of my life, and up until my daughter recently started, it had been over a decade since it was last a thing.

I'll be the first to admit I know exceedingly little on the topic other than the obvious facts.

 

[Lord Pmann]

For not a good movie you seem to remember a remarkable amount of detail.

Oh, there were parts of the movie that blew me away. But I think you and I would have different reasons for watching that.

Or you just rotate??

C'mon man. You're smarter than this

I’m not familiar with the happenings of lesbian vampire menstrual cycles.

 

[Mei5ter]

I didn't know much about vampires, so I decided to become an expert on them by spending three minutes glancing at a couple of websites.

So. The received wisdom is that female vampires can't bear children like humans can. The reasons for this basically boil down to them being undead, meaning that they dont menstruate (among other things). I did find one discussion on Reddit about whether a female vampire could in fact carry a child for nine months if it were fed blood constantly throughout the pregnancy. This, to me, says more about Reddit than vampires, and the answer to both proved to be No.

Male vampires, however, can sometimes breed with female humans, especially if they've fed recently. You may or may not find this information helpful, depending on whether you are a male vampire or a female human.

But to go back to an earlier topic in this thread, this means that if you're a female human having sex with a male vampire, you need to make sure Drac has been snipped if you don't want babies. But if you're a male human, you can go bareback with a female vampire with no risk of unwanted pregnancy. Yes, even with vampire sex, men get it easier.

Never let it be said that Lit doesn't touch on the topics which affect us most.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I didn't know much about vampires, so I decided to become an expert on them by spending three minutes glancing at a couple of websites.

So. The received wisdom is that female vampires can't bear children like humans can. The reasons for this basically boil down to them being undead, meaning that they dont menstruate (among other things). I did find one discussion on Reddit about whether a female vampire could in fact carry a child for nine months if it were fed blood constantly throughout the pregnancy. This, to me, says more about Reddit than vampires, and the answer to both proved to be No.

Male vampires, however, can sometimes breed with female humans, especially if they've fed recently. You may or may not find this information helpful, depending on whether you are a male vampire or a female human.

But to go back to an earlier topic in this thread, this means that if you're a female human having sex with a male vampire, you need to make sure Drac has been snipped if you don't want babies. But if you're a male human, you can go bareback with a female vampire with no risk of unwanted pregnancy. Yes, even with vampire sex, men get it easier.

Never let it be said that Lit doesn't touch on the topics which affect us most.

Would a half vampire/ half human offspring have half the blood?

 

[Endless_Night]

I didn't know much about vampires, so I decided to become an expert on them by spending three minutes glancing at a couple of websites.

So. The received wisdom is that female vampires can't bear children like humans can. The reasons for this basically boil down to them being undead, meaning that they dont menstruate (among other things). I did find one discussion on Reddit about whether a female vampire could in fact carry a child for nine wmonths if it were fed blood constantly throughout the pregnancy. This, to me, says more about Reddit than vampires, and the answer to both proved to be No.

Male vampires, however, can sometimes breed with female humans, especially if they've fed recently. You may or may not find this information helpful, depending on whether you are a male vampire or a female human.

But to go back to an earlier topic in this thread, this means that if you're a female human having sex with a male vampire, you need to make sure Drac has been snipped if you don't want babies. But if you're a male human, you can go bareback with a female vampire with no risk of unwanted pregnancy. Yes, even with vampire sex, men get it easier.

Never let it be said that Lit doesn't touch on the topics which affect us most.

Ummm. Wow.

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay, Muscles. I am getting ready to do yoga. As these things seem important, I will do it nude. No videos, mind!!

But I will report back as to the overall experience.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Okay, Muscles. I am getting ready to do yoga. As these things seem important, I will do it nude. No videos, mind!!

But I will report back as to the overall experience.

so pictures?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I didn't know much about vampires, so I decided to become an expert on them by spending three minutes glancing at a couple of websites.

So. The received wisdom is that female vampires can't bear children like humans can. The reasons for this basically boil down to them being undead, meaning that they dont menstruate (among other things). I did find one discussion on Reddit about whether a female vampire could in fact carry a child for nine months if it were fed blood constantly throughout the pregnancy. This, to me, says more about Reddit than vampires, and the answer to both proved to be No.

Male vampires, however, can sometimes breed with female humans, especially if they've fed recently. You may or may not find this information helpful, depending on whether you are a male vampire or a female human.

But to go back to an earlier topic in this thread, this means that if you're a female human having sex with a male vampire, you need to make sure Drac has been snipped if you don't want babies. But if you're a male human, you can go bareback with a female vampire with no risk of unwanted pregnancy. Yes, even with vampire sex, men get it easier.

Never let it be said that Lit doesn't touch on the topics which affect us most.

I suddenly want to watch twilight. *sigh*

 

[Endless_Night]

Yoga complete! I have to say, while nude yoga isn't wildly different, clothed is more comfortable. Having one's breasts bound is just a plus.

so pictures?

Hi, Sassy!

Nope.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Yoga complete! I have to say, while nude yoga isn't wildly different, clothed is more comfortable. Having one's breasts bound is just a plus.


Hi, Sassy!

Nope.

Hi there. I figured it was time to come say hi and since you only said no video. I figured I could get away with the pictures.

Hi EN.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I didn't know much about vampires, so I decided to become an expert on them by spending three minutes glancing at a couple of websites.

So. The received wisdom is that female vampires can't bear children like humans can. The reasons for this basically boil down to them being undead, meaning that they dont menstruate (among other things). I did find one discussion on Reddit about whether a female vampire could in fact carry a child for nine months if it were fed blood constantly throughout the pregnancy. This, to me, says more about Reddit than vampires, and the answer to both proved to be No.

Male vampires, however, can sometimes breed with female humans, especially if they've fed recently. You may or may not find this information helpful, depending on whether you are a male vampire or a female human.

But to go back to an earlier topic in this thread, this means that if you're a female human having sex with a male vampire, you need to make sure Drac has been snipped if you don't want babies. But if you're a male human, you can go bareback with a female vampire with no risk of unwanted pregnancy. Yes, even with vampire sex, men get it easier.

Never let it be said that Lit doesn't touch on the topics which affect us most.

But the vampire is dead. I always assumed the blood is what gives them the energy to move about and “survive”, at the same time I believe their body functions, well . . . don’t function—meaning their swimmers ain’t swimmin’

The people who have ruined vampires by making them sexy romantics want us to believe that male vamps can procreate and even eat food, but how can they? Their body won’t digest it, much less poop it out.

Let’s also not lose sight of the fact that vampires can turn to mist, wolves, bats, etc. so their bodies aren’t exactly bodies. Did you ever wonder why Dracula’s clothes can turn into and out of a bat?

It’s almost like the whole thing doesn’t make any sense!

But at least the women have sex with each other. And I think we can all take comfort in that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yoga complete! I have to say, while nude yoga isn't wildly different, clothed is more comfortable. Having one's breasts bound is just a plus.

So if you had a Breast Holder Assistant it would work better for you?
Seems like there may be some applications headed your way.