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Wat’s Carbon Water-N-Stuff Thread - Concepts In Iron And Wood!!!

Wat_Tyler said:
WDS PSA FYI:


Inexorably, the following occurs:


Step #1: hate Wat for Wat's being Wat
Step #2: develop Wat Derangement Syndrome
Step #3: start construction of a malignant tumor to memorialize the hate
Step #4: by itself, the tumor will metastasize and migrate to the effected ass and become ass cancer.
Step #5: there will be, insh'Allah, years of pain and suffering.
Step #6: Allah will collect the sufferer at time of death and deposit him/her in the hottest corner of Islamic Hell, where the fires burn hotter, the torture is more painful, and Eternity lasts a bit longer.


Meanwhile, Wat will merrily pursue Living the Good Life as Allah's Favorite, buying more land and guns and helping the worthy and avoiding the unworthy and paying no attention to the hated-filled ass cancer sufferers. Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.


Because things have a way of not working out the way that Litlibs would have us believe. In other words, they become owned and they don't even realize it. And the ass cancer pain must be agonizing.


Allah is Merciful . . . .
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Hey, you old fucker!

You're repeating yourself!
:nana: :nana: :nana:​
 
coati said:
This thread never fails to trigger.
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Trigger? Read this, after Mommy changes your diaper:

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/magazine/1019939/american-gothic/

"Mr. Cucuzza comes to the Roths with Joey, bearing gifts; a cake and, for Herman Roth, a pistol. Philip’s father is baffled. What will he do with a gun? He believes in voting, not shooting, to defend his rights. Yet Mr. Cucuzza comprehends the dangers facing the Jewish family with much greater clarity: “Ifuh they come roun’,” he says, “how you gonna protect?” Herman Roth steadfastly refuses the offered item, until the night when gunfire is heard in Newark–not a pogrom, it turns out–and Philip’s father takes the gun from the Italian-American night watchman, who herds the Jews into an apartment formerly inhabited by a Jew who has committed suicide. There Mr. Cucuzza is transformed from a simple night watchman into the authentic “watchman of the night.” Roth writes: “the biggest man I had ever seen moved with a pistol through the darkened flat, stealthily advancing from window to window to ascertain with the eagle-eyed thoroughness of the veteran night watchman whether anyone lurked nearby with an ax, a gun, a rope, or a can of kerosene.' An inarticulate Catholic workman shelters the Jews, protects them, places his body between them and any threat, and offers no explanation for his action, except that he is disgusted by Mussolini and Hitler. Mr. Cucuzza is the epitome of the Righteous Gentile, and the personification of the authentic America.

"Philip Roth seems to have a fascination with armed resistance to totalitarianism: In I Married a Communist, a man in suburban New Jersey rids himself of the presence of a corrupt, loudmouthed Stalinist at gunpoint. Roth’s ability to reproduce the challenge of fascism in an American setting must in some part be owed to his long-cultivated interest in Eastern Europe and his reading of the literature of the Holocaust. He was the first to introduce to American audiences the Yugoslav author Danilo Kiš, the Polish writers Bruno Schulz (murdered by a Nazi) and Tadeusz Borowski (who survived Auschwitz but then committed suicide), and the Czech novelist Milan Kundera."

Good enough for me, Mabel. It's literature. And i do find antifascist resistance very, very erotic. Maybe because i lost family in the Holocaust. Maybe because I'm American.

( O )( O )
 
JoePepsiCo said:
Hey, you old fucker!

You're repeating yourself!
:nana: :nana: :nana:​
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And that makes it any less relevant . . . how, exactly???


I'm still wat, they still have WDS, and they're cultivating ass cancer. Only Miserable Death is left for them.


With extra Pain-N-Suff'rin' thrown in for good measure.
 
Wat_Tyler said:
And that makes it any less relevant . . . how, exactly???


I'm still wat, they still have WDS, and they're cultivating ass cancer. Only Miserable Death is left for them.


With extra Pain-N-Suff'rin' thrown in for good measure.
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Martial Maxum

Repetition polishes the stone.

I am a rock. I am an Island. Call me Gabe...
 
Sometimes, the stone needs polish.


They should have prepped my car better when they shot paint on it last. I have an idea. It can be the Spring Project at the tech school auto body class.


As long as they use hammers, dollies and spoons, and maybe lead.


No Bondo!!!
 
I am stoned and polished.

It's grand!



The key to Bondo is patient layers, otherwise it will crack before they get into their driveway...
 
We had this ol' T-bird out back and we used its skin mainly.

I don't know what they make cars out of now, but that new Bondo crap looks strangely like corvette fiberglass compound...
 
Definitely need to change the title of the thread to "right wing foreplay voyeurism"
 
JoePepsiCo said:
If I am dumber than dirt then how can I follow all doze big words?
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Skyfather works in mysterious ways, housesquaw.
Personally, I think you fall under teh "God protects fools and children" protection exception. Psalms 116:6.

Edited: Sweet Babby Jesus, teh Lord really DOES work in mysterious ways!

Feckin' Kennesaw State, an 0-5 FCS football team that had NEVER beaten an FBS team, upset Jerry Falwell's "Best Team Money Can Buy" Liberty University Flames 27-24 last night. Liberty was 5-0 going into the game! Until last night, Liberty held the current winning streak record (17) for all FBS teams in America.

Liberty tried the ole hook-n-lateral trick play with one second left (shades of Boise State 2007 Fiesta Bowl!). Check out the "Game video highlight" in the first link....Let's just say the execution was...."sub-optimal".

FBS teams are Division 1 Football. The big boys. FCS teams are the smaller schools.

Fun fact: ESPN ranked Kennesaw State number 2 in the Bottom 10 Football Teams in America just this week!
 
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Bigtitsbitch1000x said:
Yeah, faggot. Show off your transphobia. I have no personal connection with Wat. I became interested in his posts because i, unlike the entire rest of this site, know who the original Wat Tyler was.

Plus i hate bullies. I'm known for helping bullies get medical attention.

Don't try to lynch me. Transwomen routinely call bullies faggots. You chuds exploit my community while you insult us.

You'll never talk this guff in public. You're no Arnie Palmer. Just another bozo. Or PooPoo PeePee's alt. Have another chocy milky. Mommy'll clean up your mess.

( O )( O )
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It matters not if you are cis or trans-- an asshole is an asshole.

You are a boorish asshole.
 
I try to keep the electrolytes away from my plants.

I pretend I have a green thumb on Lit.

I'd rather the Midas touch.

I'd touch more than one lump of coal here...
 
The triggered are quite triggered today.


Kamala must have dropped more in the polls.


I rode through a battleground state coming and going this week. I saw no evidence of battles. Just lots of signs.


They weren't signs from Allah, however, just the kind that Carbon Water rain makes wet.


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coati said:
This thread never fails to trigger.
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Trigger? I'd call this retribution. I have had to recite the following too many times.

My Big Domme forbade me to read this mess, perceiving correctly that it is a place where sex is viewed exclusively as humiliation inflicted by stupid incel Nazis. A 4chan gang.

When i began researching my new book on Rowling, i started reading the site secretly. Some of the narratives were delightful.

I limited my participation to a few comments. I wanted to keep my identity confidential.

Then i encountered Nazi anticircumcision garbage and replied.

Suddenly, i was accused in a manner rilly incredible of being a male MAGA troll posing as trans.
Nobody IRL I have told about this believes it. I don't believe it even now. Illiterate post-adolescents don't come up with such crap on their own.

RoryNazi still peddles this nonsense and being an extreme, vicious psychopathic narcissist (i asked 3 therapists for opinions) claims victory in "exposing" me. A golden résumé item for a mental midget unemployable as anything.

Then i was doxxed. And the Nazis declared that i was pretending to be me.

On a site that claims to celebrate sex, PooPoo PeePee was summoned to insult me and my family in terms a coward cowering deep in the closet would never use on the street.

But as he does, PooPoo PeePee, so eager to please RoryNazi, went too far.

PooPoo PeePee vomited and defecated on the rest of you, claiming a link with Russia, inciting violence against a minor, and justifying mass shootings.

So here are. Yeah, I'm triggered.

Just like this:


Don't let me forget: according to you i'm a has-been. With two new books.

( O )( O )
 
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