Wat’s Carbon Water-N-Stuff Thread - Concepts In Iron And Wood!!!

[Wat_Tyler]

So I have first-n-goal from your One Inch Line then?


It must truly be a thing you hate . . . .





https://i.chzbgr.com/full/10364898048/hCB98D6C4/wats-being-mean-again

 

[JoePepsiCo]

The one-half inch line and your QB lost you a full season when last he hurt his knee...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Oh fuck.

I just looked up.

It sounded exactly like a SNL skit and a bad Kamala imitation....

... but it wuz the realz dealz...​

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Kamala live and up close is a bad imitation.


https://d1w4q6ldc8l0qo.cloudfront.net/media/images/quotes/pro-gun-10.jpg

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Worst shooting position ever.

Except kneeling. My ankles just will not fold that way.

We had this Samoan, GEE-Zeus H! Christ, but they are big people, and he could not unfold his arms out straight.

So we do dress-right-dress and this seven-footer cannot reach two-foot over to touch the guy next to him, but damn, he was big and when the MPs came and asked him if he wanted it the easy or the hard way, well, he chose hard, but he never did that again...,

He weren't THAT big!

 

[RobDownSouth]

You are penalized 15 yards for old meme re-use, abuse and other misuse.

Wat and his "elk" would throw beer cans on the field and splutter "triggered! triggered! triggered!" until the refs reversed the ruling.
It's a new rule, only became effective last Saturday night.
I'll give you a pass this time (pun semi-intended) for your inability to keep up with rule changes, seeing how you don't watch football anymore (you swore a blood oath to Skyfather, remember? Does the name "Kapernik" right any bells?)

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Isn't Yale where Hollywood sends its children to "matriculate?"

Man, you are dumber than dirt. Your stupid posts here are incoherent, illiterate, and ignorant. You are like someone interrupting a game of chess by constantly trying to knock the board over.

Why put "matriculate" in quotes? It only means registering. Obviously you think it means to masturbate. It doesn't, even on a website 99% functioning for that purpose.

Over here in America, dork, college plans these days are typically consensual parents and kids don't get sent there like packages. Kids who want to go to college research the campuses and write letters, essays, etc.

As everyone knows, most of the Gollywood elite is Jewish. The Ivy League colleges were historically anti-Semitic. Jews have looooong memories.

"'In 1935 Yale accepted 76 applicants from a pool of 501. About 200 of those applicants were Jewish and only five got in.' ... Dean Milton Winternitz's instructions were remarkably precise: 'Never admit more than five Jews, take only two Italian Catholics, and take no blacks at all.' As a result... "Jonas Salk and hundreds like him" enrolled in New York University instead. Physicist and Nobel laureate Richard P. Feynman was turned away from Columbia College in the 1930s and went to MIT instead."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_quota

Franzy Coppola attended Hofstra and UCLA. He had no incentive to send his offspring to places where they would have no privacy. Further, when you're Hwood élite, your kids have precious work opportunities in the industry.

I think you're a Russ bot. The handle could be a tell. Pepsi was the first U.S. corp to enter the Sov consumer market. That brought us an inferior vodka, Stoli. Stoli is believed by Russ themselves to be tainted with toxuc chems.

You're tainted by extreme stupidity. Just like PooPoo PeePee and most of the rest of the LitShits.

Prez Kam will root you out.

( O )( O )

 

[JoePepsiCo]

If I am dumber than dirt then how can I follow all doze big words?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That's the Fat Boy version of the sitting position. The one that isn't sitting in a chair at the bench.


Prone seems to be best, better to give and to receive. Less to hit and more to hit with.


https://machinegunamericaorlando.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/pngwing.com-5-1024x261.png

 

[coati]

Another Wat-style gun hoarder was just arrested and put on million dollar bond in Arizona. He had over 100 guns and ample ammo for all of them.

With all that armament in his white supremacist compound, he was unable to overcome his ammosexual urge to ejaculate his weapons into an election campaign office multiple times. Apparently he disagreed with the policies of the Democratic candidates.

He was not allowed to bring any of his "sex toys" into his jail cell.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Hey, JPC and TrailerHitch, get back in your cage. And don't say anything that might upset Wat's bitch.

Yeah, faggot. Show off your transphobia. I have no personal connection with Wat. I became interested in his posts because i, unlike the entire rest of this site, know who the original Wat Tyler was.

Plus i hate bullies. I'm known for helping bullies get medical attention.

Don't try to lynch me. Transwomen routinely call bullies faggots. You chuds exploit my community while you insult us.

You'll never talk this guff in public. You're no Arnie Palmer. Just another bozo. Or PooPoo PeePee's alt. Have another chocy milky. Mommy'll clean up your mess.

( O )( O )

 

[JoePepsiCo]

That's the Fat Boy version of the sitting position. The one that isn't sitting in a chair at the bench.


Prone seems to be best, better to give and to receive. Less to hit and more to hit with.


https://machinegunamericaorlando.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/pngwing.com-5-1024x261.png

Now, I can see that as the lawn-chair redneck sitting firing position, especially if it's one of those cool, new lawn chairs with cup holders in the arms...

Armed, in the arms, how could life get any better out here in Allah's country?

 

[JoePepsiCo]

We ignore the trolls in the thread.

We call it being civilized; just don't respond and they go away...

They need conflict like the Harmoniums on Mars need good, good, good, good vibrations to thrive.

 

[coati]

Yeah, faggot. Show off your transphobia. I have no personal connection with Wat. I became interested in his posts because i, unlike the entire rest of this site, know who the original Wat Tyler was.

Plus i hate bullies. I'm known for helping bullies get medical attention.

Don't try to lynch me. Transwomen routinely call bullies faggots. You chuds exploit my community while you insult us.

You'll never talk this guff in public. You're no Arnie Palmer. Just another bozo. Or PooPoo PeePee's alt. Have another chocy milky. Mommy'll clean up your mess.

( O )( O )

This thread never fails to trigger.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Another Wat-style gun hoarder was just arrested and put on million dollar bond in Arizona. He had over 100 guns and ample ammo for all of them.

With all that armament in his white supremacist compound, he was unable to overcome his ammosexual urge to ejaculate his weapons into an election campaign office multiple times. Apparently he disagreed with the policies of the Democratic candidates.

He was not allowed to bring any of his "sex toys" into his jail cell.

You can bullshit your ass up a tree but Kam and Tim won't take Wat's guns away.

You're no good at this, dork.

( O )( O )

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://preview.redd.it/yzoep0k8rjwd1.jpeg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=b805ec97be84cb00a67be887d4a32ff9c8a11ced

 

[JoePepsiCo]

okay

I laughed

I am a very bad man

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

We ignore the trolls in the thread.

We call it being civilized; just don't respond and they go away...

They need conflict like the Harmoniums on Mars need good, good, good, good vibrations to thrive.

You're civilized the way Dirlewanger was.

( O )( O )

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You can bullshit your ass up a tree but Kam and Tim won't take Wat's guns away.

You're no good at this, dork.

( O )( O )

I doubt they do anything.


Seriously.


Except talk.


Kinda like Lit libturds . . . .


https://irongatearmory.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/1105-M1-Garand-Rifle_00.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

okay

I laughed

I am a very bad man

My big girl is packin' Serious Artillery.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Note, our firepower comes with trigger guards.

Theirs comes triggered.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

My big girl is packin' Serious Artillery.

Artillery likes being stationary...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

WDS PSA FYI:


Inexorably, the following occurs:


Step #1: hate Wat for Wat's being Wat
Step #2: develop Wat Derangement Syndrome
Step #3: start construction of a malignant tumor to memorialize the hate
Step #4: by itself, the tumor will metastasize and migrate to the effected ass and become ass cancer.
Step #5: there will be, insh'Allah, years of pain and suffering.
Step #6: Allah will collect the sufferer at time of death and deposit him/her in the hottest corner of Islamic Hell, where the fires burn hotter, the torture is more painful, and Eternity lasts a bit longer.


Meanwhile, Wat will merrily pursue Living the Good Life as Allah's Favorite, buying more land and guns and helping the worthy and avoiding the unworthy and paying no attention to the hated-filled ass cancer sufferers. Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.


Because things have a way of not working out the way that Litlibs would have us believe. In other words, they become owned and they don't even realize it. And the ass cancer pain must be agonizing.


Allah is Merciful . . . .

 

[coati]

You can bullshit your ass up a tree but Kam and Tim won't take Wat's guns away.

( O )( O )

That's not the point, Short-Fuse.

Collect guns = No arrest
Use them for political purpose = Go to jail

 

[coati]

WDS PSA FYI:

Inexorably, the following occurs:

Step #1: hate Wat for Wat's being Wat
Step #2: develop Wat Derangement Syndrome
Step #3: start construction of a malignant tumor to memorialize the hate
Step #4: by itself, the tumor will metastasize and migrate to the effected ass and become ass cancer.
Step #5: there will be, insh'Allah, years of pain and suffering.
Step #6: Allah will collect the sufferer at time of death and deposit him/her in the hottest corner of Islamic Hell, where the fires burn hotter, the torture is more painful, and Eternity lasts a bit longer.


Meanwhile, Wat will merrily pursue Living the Good Life as Allah's Favorite, buying more land and guns and helping the worthy and avoiding the unworthy and paying no attention to the hated-filled ass cancer sufferers. Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.


Because things have a way of not working out the way that Litlibs would have us believe. In other words, they become owned and they don't even realize it. And the ass cancer pain must be agonizing.


Allah is Merciful . . . .

^^^Wat's version of the Lord's Prayer.

We all tremble in fear...