Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fixed it for you.

(Asking for a crusty old ass friend)

I wipe just fine …..errrr my friend does. I think. I mean I think they even got a bidet. Yeah. They got one of them,

 

[MindYaBitness]

There’s rules for everything. Rules and regulations keep a lot of people working

As long OSHA stays away, it'll be a good time. Those guys are boner killers

 

[LostHorizon]

As long OSHA stays away, it'll be a good time. Those guys are boner killers

They really are

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s where I get a lot of my work done. That way I have free time to fuck around on Lit.

Yep… lost cause.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Like I said… it seems inevitable there’s just a bunch of dudes standing around haphazardly stroking their dick in anticipation … toeing the line of not too hard so as to cum but not but not too soft so as to lose their erection.

Who knew gangbangs were just edging lessons for men.

I mean…there’s lot of videos….

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fixed it for you.

(Asking for a crusty old ass friend)

I'm now adding g you to the gorl gang as the Humor Verifier, I trust you to weed out the dull as dirt & narcissistic douche bags

 

[LostHorizon]

Yep… lost cause.

That makes me sad. I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.

At least I work out a good O once in a while. Nothing lost there except what swims down the drain

 

[BrendaBear]

There’s rules for everything. Rules and regulations keep a lot of people working

https://media1.tenor.com/m/qhN4oNAXcFwAAAAC/feeling-sick.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

They really are

One time, to.amuse myself, I drove through the neighborhood of a rival builder and just shouted "OSHA is coming!". They're a shitty builder, so those guys scattered like cockroaches when you flip lights on

 

[crazychemgirl]

That makes me sad. I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.

At least I work out a good O once in a while. Nothing lost there except what swims down the drain

I mean, if it makes you feel any better … I can absolutely 100% guarantee you … that it’s not the only thing you’ve been doing wrong.

 

[crazychemgirl]

One time, to.amuse myself, I drove through the neighborhood of a rival builder and just shouted "OSHA is coming!". They're a shitty builder, so those guys scattered like cockroaches when you flip lights on

Marry me.

 

[vagrantx]

This is now my favorite version of this song

We've been binging FOTC all weekend! Epileptic dogs have me wheezing!

 

[BrendaBear]

One time, to.amuse myself, I drove through the neighborhood of a rival builder and just shouted "OSHA is coming!". They're a shitty builder, so those guys scattered like cockroaches when you flip lights on

OMG! That is so awesome!!

 

[LostHorizon]

Time for me to head home and rethink how I am spending my shower time.

Thanks for the lively discussion.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We've been binging FOTC all weekend! Epileptic dogs have me wheezing!

FOTC?

 

[BrendaBear]

FOTC?

Fuck Off Till Closing?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

FOTC?

Fentanyl over the counter

 

[vagrantx]

FOTC?

I can't believe you don't know the fourth most popular comedy-folk-pop duo in New Zealand!

Flight of the Conchords!

 

[LostHorizon]

I mean, if it makes you feel any better … I can absolutely 100% guarantee you … that it’s not the only thing you’ve been doing wrong.

Oh I know that!

I don’t need any guarantees. And I certainly don’t need the shower time to contemplate that.

Time to drive home and think about ALL the things I am doing wrong

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

One time, to.amuse myself, I drove through the neighborhood of a rival builder and just shouted "OSHA is coming!". They're a shitty builder, so those guys scattered like cockroaches when you flip lights on

I love Builder Battles on Netflix. So much cattier then Contractor Conflict on Hulu. Didn’t know that was you though!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can't believe you don't know the fourth most popular comedy-folk-pop duo in New Zealand!

Flight of the Conchords!

OOOOOHHHHHHH… I do know them but I suck at acronyms.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Marry me.

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcDljOTQxeG5ucnpyZXB2am5iOWlvMnpmc2t4bG1mMmhyd2t3NHNjdCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3ornjQYBRGv8E2Zqso/giphy.gif

 

[SWR101]

*Wears my S.I.S. badge with pride, and wears the men out with reckless abandon*

So, is there an application process, or is it invite only..: AFAF…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh I know that!

I don’t need any guarantees. And I certainly don’t need the shower time to contemplate that.

Time to drive home and think about ALL the things I am doing wrong

See @UnquietDreams .. you’re not the only one who seems to enjoy it when I chastise them.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I wipe just fine …..errrr my friend does. I think. I mean I think they even got a bidet. Yeah. They got one of them,

Jokes aside, bidets are amazing. We have a bidet attachment installed here and it has ruined all other toilets for me.