Sex & Shenanigans

[JerseyJade]

Drum roll..

No wait..

Egg rolls!

Happy Birthday, Brenda.

 

[BrendaBear]

Happy Birthday, Brenda.

Thank you!!

 

[Bbl87]

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Y'all lay off of Eileen. Stripping with one leg is hard...

 

[Qky75]

Y'all lay off of Eileen. Stripping with one leg is hard...

The way she can wrap herself like a snake on that pole though!

 

[BrendaBear]

Y'all lay off of Eileen. Stripping with one leg is hard...

Thanks.

Now that you have planted that in my head for the evening, I might as well share…

 

[Qky75]

Thanks.

Now that you have planted that in my head for the evening, I might as well share…

C'mon

Eileen

Taloo rah ay

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Y'all lay off of Eileen. Stripping with one leg is hard...

Thanks.

Now that you have planted that in my head for the evening, I might as well share…

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[OrdinaryPerson]

@OrdinaryPerson and @NRJLIVES4ever it wasn’t me this time!!!!

I'm sure you were still responsible for it somehow

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Okay, that's one of the better jokes I've seen lately. Jesus alive men are fragile.

Are not alive men less fragile???

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Conversation pits!
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Speaking as someone whose parents had a house with a pit like this and who currently lives in a house with steps everywhere... 70s floor plans can go to hell

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Speaking as someone whose parents had a house with a pit like this and who currently lives in a house with steps everywhere... 70s floor plans can go to hell

As someone who passed out and falls on staircases more than an acceptable amount, staircases suck, but I wouldn’t mind a conversation pit with just a few steps.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As someone who passed out and falls on staircases more than an acceptable amount, staircases suck, but I wouldn’t mind a conversation pit with just a few steps.

Or we can have a conversation on the couch on flat land so there doesn't need to be a hole in the living room

 

[DannieB]

I’ve missed many a step going down the apartment stairs. I can only imagine missing one as I carry my food to the living room

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[vagrantx]

Stabby stabby fetish

So according to @OrdinaryPerson you and @lavendersilk are fated

 

[vagrantx]

Are the drinks really big? Or are the dancers really tiny?

Let's ask Dita von Teese. Though I believe she is regular-sized

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[37_ttej]

What did I miss?
Oh, I see the Tits and Taters thread name change was short-lived.
So we’re back to sexy shenanigans, eh?
Business as usual then.
Carry on.

 

[37_ttej]

I know. Cos everytime we got invaded we pretty much let them stay till they they got assimilated or fucked off of their own accord.

So we don't have days like that to celebrate.

Also, our indigenous people got assimilated WAY back.

So nothing to celebrate there.

So we have 2 days at Xmas, one at New Year, 2 at Easter, May Day, Whitsun and then August. I think August was cos why not.

But so many other countries in the Commonwealth are immensely grateful for all the public holidays we have which remind us of our glorious colonial past.
Just sayin’.

 

[37_ttej]

Lol … I know … it was just a weird way to phrase it.

Shocker that @Bry1313 posted it.

Maybe because @Bry1313 is below average.

Oh, were we talking about limbs?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Maybe because @Bry1313 is below average.

Oh, were we talking about limbs?

Uhm … excuse me?

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I’d probably end up dating that bucket of red flags for months

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or we can have a conversation on the couch on flat land so there doesn't need to be a hole in the living room

It’s a sex hole … get with it.

 

[SWR101]

It’s a sex hole … get with it.

Now now, it’s not just for sex… plenty of drugs are meant to be consumed in it as well

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

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[crazychemgirl]