The church is open, the priest is in, lemme hear your silliest confession

Forgive me father for I have sinned... when Blockbuster was still around, I never once rewound the tapes before taking them back!!
The ghost of blockbuster past will haunt you. When you sit down to watch a movie, the ghost will shout the endings and you'll forever watch the movies in reverse. Unless you bend over for some pegging. No lube
 
The ghost of blockbuster past will haunt you. When you sit down to watch a movie, the ghost will shout the endings and you'll forever watch the movies in reverse. Unless you bend over for some pegging. No lube
I'm a top.... but that would convince me to take the pegging.... 😅
 
Pssst!! Are you in there!!??

I can’t seem to open the door to get in!!
 
Pssst!! Are you in there!!??

I can’t seem to open the door to get in!
Maybe I should let newcumers in myself rather than letting them cum on their own

The doors a bit tricky. Grab a hold of the handle, shake it a few times. Probably spit on it for greasing it. When you feel it getting stiff, yank it... hard. If you did it right the door will open with a throaty grunt. If you see cream flowing, just leave a spilled cream sign. I'll clean it
 
It's a ghost! You can't be on TOP of a ghost. You'll fall through and end up being in the BOTTOM
Okay okay, fair point. I'll take my lashing with a cat o' nine tails and pegging now. 😂

While I'm here... I must also confess that when I was a child and still going to church, a friend of mine caught a frog outside before service started and we brought it in with us. It got away from us while the choir sang and we never saw it again, apparently no one else saw it either!
 
Forgive me, Father Lily (?). Yesterday, I tore the tag off of my mattress.

And I'm still finishing up the Dicks of Lit compilation, so don't get your frock in a bunch.
 
Forgive me, Father Lily (?). Yesterday, I tore the tag off of my mattress.

And I'm still finishing up the Dicks of Lit compilation, so don't get your frock in a bunch.
The tag was the only seal protecting you from the monsters that dwell under your bed.

To protect yourself, replace the tag with cum tagging. Masturbate on the four corners of your mattress
 
The tag was the only seal protecting you from the monsters that dwell under your bed.

To protect yourself, replace the tag with cum tagging. Masturbate on the four corners of your mattress
Yes... Father.
 
I switched the coffee in the office machine for decaf on Monday...
I see no need to seek forgiveness if the switch of coffee was in an effort to better the health of your co workers ….. but if you have a notebook and are recording their every move and interaction in said book like some sort of social manipulation experiment …. I have i no idea what our illustrious moral leader @lily_wall_ has in store for you
 
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