Sex & Shenanigans

[aussiegeekygal]

Ah, the excitement and dangers of being a ball gown smuggler....

It's a thrilling life I lead

 

[Mac380]

I save pics of my clothes and use them to put outfits together, either when I’m not in my room or don’t want to unfold everything and make a mess.

When I went to a family bridal shower a couple weeks ago, I couldn’t decide on which elements to use to accessorize. I didn’t want to throw everything on at once and have it be “too much,” so I used a fashion app to decide which elements would have the best overall effect. Hair up or down? Size/shape of purse? Heels or boots? Will it be cold enough for leggings and/or a cardigan? Which jewelry pieces? Ended up with an overall effect that was a close-ish approximation to this:

Wowee, what an outfit.

I only hope the hotel staff don't take a look inside my bag when it is in their storage they might get a shock.... mind you, it is Berlin so they are probably used to it

 

[Mac380]

It's a thrilling life I lead

Is this an entry level addiction? What would the next step down that decent to oblivion be?

 

[vagrantx]

V sliding into your thread with an unsolicited dikdik pic.

https://www.marwell.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Kirks-dik-dik-marwell-zoo-Credit-Paul-Webber.jpg

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Woke up from a dream a little while ago where my penis was covered in reptile scales. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a blowjob when you have a literal trouser snake? I hate my brain sometimes.

 

[SWR101]

Whelp, I guess I get to start today with a little touch of existential dread. Dude, that’s horrible

 

[crazychemgirl]

I had a dream a rat so large chased my dog and then attacked me and I woke up

 

[LupineOne]

Saaame! I “but what if I need this?” evvverything! And I need clothing options for different scenarios, weather, in case of spills…spontaneous formal events

Yes! The “but what if I need this?” is real! What kind of trip is it, where am I going, how long is the total thing, what could the weather be, what if something breaks and I get stuck somewhere, etc etc etc.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I had a dream a rat so large chased my dog and then attacked me and I woke up

Too much Stephen King.

"Graveyard Shift."

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes! The “but what if I need this?” is real! What kind of trip is it, where am I going, how long is the total thing, what could the weather be, what if something breaks and I get stuck somewhere, etc etc etc.

That depends if you're going somewhere with no shops. If you're going from London to New York, then.. you'll be able to get most essential things. They aren't total heathens.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yes! The “but what if I need this?” is real! What kind of trip is it, where am I going, how long is the total thing, what could the weather be, what if something breaks and I get stuck somewhere, etc etc etc.

Right?! I pack for a 2-day trip like I’m somehow taking a city walking tour, going to a theme park, taking a hike through the jungle, scaling a snowy mountain, lounging by the pool, going to a rock concert, going to dinner at a nice restaurant, dancing at a club, doing slutty things in 5 sets of lingerie, and attending a black tie event Spoiler alert: only like 2-3 of those things are likely to happen on any given weekend trip

I had a dream a rat so large chased my dog and then attacked me and I woke up

Too much Steven King

1) That’s not a thing.
2) I seem to recall an H. P. Lovecraft story with a very large rat too.

That depends if you're going somewhere with no shops. If you're going from London to New York, then.. you'll be able to get most essential things. They aren't total heathens.

That’s what the extra bag is for

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

That depends if you're going somewhere with no shops. If you're going from London to New York, then.. you'll be able to get most essential things. They aren't total heathens.

By 'most essential things' you mean real bagels, alcohol, and condoms, right?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

By 'most essential things' you mean real bagels, alcohol, and condoms, right?

IDK about real bagels in London. They eat baked beans on toast there

 

[willlph]

IDK about real bagels in London. They eat baked beans on toast there

And black pudding

 

[crazychemgirl]

Too much Stephen King.

"Graveyard Shift."

Omg such a good story.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes! The “but what if I need this?” is real! What kind of trip is it, where am I going, how long is the total thing, what could the weather be, what if something breaks and I get stuck somewhere, etc etc etc.

Omg my anxiety read this.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

IDK about real bagels in London. They eat baked beans on toast there

Yeah, that's what I meant- in NY- where you can find most essential things

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I guess the question is, "What's on Side B?"

 

[SWR101]

I travel so much I can pack a weekender travel bag for like 4 days and a standard carryon for a week. And do so in like 20 minutes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I travel so much I can pack a weekender travel bag for like 4 days and a standard carryon for a week. And do so in like 20 minutes.

What’s it like in your brain? Is it all focused one thought at a time until completion or is it 484728473827348283737 thoughts all competing for top space ..?

 

[BrendaBear]

...to New York, then.. you'll be able to get most essential things. They aren't total heathens.

Well, they are total heathens. But they are total heathens who have lots of places to buy stuff.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That depends if you're going somewhere with no shops. If you're going from London to New York, then.. you'll be able to get most essential things. They aren't total heathens.

I still remember the time I went to the coast for a long weekend and forgot to bring pants. Handcuffs and absolutely wonderful massage oil I packed. I had my priorities straight....

 

[SWR101]

What’s it like in your brain? Is it all focused one thought at a time until completion or is it 484728473827348283737 thoughts all competing for top space ..?

My mind is a mix of laser focus and SQUIREL!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

What’s it like in your brain? Is it all focused one thought at a time until completion or is it 484728473827348283737 thoughts all competing for top space ..?

Only for myself - it's all a host of competing noises. I'm currently doing this while peeking at a work message and on hold with the doctor's office.

 

[BrendaBear]

I still remember the time I went to the coast for a long weekend and forgot to bring pants. Handcuffs and absolutely wonderful massage oil I packed. I had my priorities straight....

OMG.... I can just see it in my mind... walking along the quaint shops in Cannon Beach... setting into a shop.... "excuse me, where is the handcuff section?"

Although I haven't been up there in years... I guess they might have them now.