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May I introduce you to penis shaped ice that makes water drinking more fun?
Not that I wouldn’t love it more with penis ice, because that hilarious, but I already love drinking water! I just can’t fucking remember to do it. I can be in a good habit with my water bottle for a couple days, but I always fall off.

The best hydration streak I had was when I was messing around with a dom and he made me send him pics of me drinking and my water bottle several times a day 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️
 
Not that I wouldn’t love it more with penis ice, because that hilarious, but I already love drinking water! I just can’t fucking remember to do it. I can be in a good habit with my water bottle for a couple days, but I always fall off.

The best hydration streak I had was when I was messing around with a dom and he made me send him pics of me drinking and my water bottle several times a day 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️
You should get one of those water bottles that lights up when you haven’t drank anything in awhile.
 
You should get one of those water bottles that lights up when you haven’t drank anything in awhile.
That would be helpful if I could remember to keep the bottle near me.
I even have a reminder I set on my phone to go off once an hour to remind me to drink but I’ve become desensitized to it so I don’t even see it anymore.

I think I need something that incorporates the technology of an alarm clock that won’t stop making noise until I take a sip 🤔 maybe I’m onto something here
 
Not that I wouldn’t love it more with penis ice, because that hilarious, but I already love drinking water! I just can’t fucking remember to do it. I can be in a good habit with my water bottle for a couple days, but I always fall off.

The best hydration streak I had was when I was messing around with a dom and he made me send him pics of me drinking and my water bottle several times a day 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

Supportive health kink is probably the only way I could pull off being any kind of a dom 😂
 
Hmmm you’ve hidden it so well.
Oh, sorry. Let me try again.

I WANT 👏 TO BE 👏 SANDWICHED 👏 BETWEEN THEM 👏

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But for reals she’s super crushable. The parasocial aspect of dropout tv is so interesting. I’m developing more than a small crush on Vic and I haven’t even started watching Very Important People yet 🤣
Ooooo Vic is incredible!! They're a chaos demon.

 
The best hydration streak I had was when I was messing around with a dom and he made me send him pics of me drinking and my water bottle several times a day 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️
This sounds like something I’d have read on one of those “see the kink world is wholesome and normal actually” type of Twitter threads circa 2010.

I had a water bottle I carried everywhere for a decade and was so good about hydration. I’ve lost that bottle and it’s replacement, and my hydration game, just aren’t the same. Some loves cannot be replaced.
 
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That would be helpful if I could remember to keep the bottle near me.
I even have a reminder I set on my phone to go off once an hour to remind me to drink but I’ve become desensitized to it so I don’t even see it anymore.

I think I need something that incorporates the technology of an alarm clock that won’t stop making noise until I take a sip 🤔 maybe I’m onto something here
Maybe a wearable sex toy that is energized whenever you sip on the paired water bottle?
 
Until someone invents a little vibrator to insert in my panties to give me a buzz when I should take another drink, I'll just have to make do with remembering to drink regularly.

Maybe if I ignore it and don't take a drink, it goes off again.... No... I would just stop drinking all together.

Nevermind.
Yeah, you don’t want the buzz to be the negative response.
 
Hi

I've been lurking here a bit. I posted ages ago, but not in some time. I know this place moves fast.

So is there an application and vetting process, or...?

Anyway, I'll wait for that, but, for now...

I saw this question:

If you could turn into any horror-themed create … what would it be and why?
Interesting question. Dracula gets all the chicks, but he's a bit of a night owl. Frankenstein wreaks havoc like nobody else, but he's inarticulate. (Although m second choice would be Young Frankenstein's monster). Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. A perfect analogy for me on this site. The mild-mannered man of science who is also an unrepentant hedonist. (Yeah, and has a bit of a temper. Like a bear with a toothache)

Then, in another part of the forest...
Team Tiffany

Or Team Debbie
So maybe I'm not cut out for this.

I have no idea who these pretty naked girls are. (In my defense, I am really old). But lacking any other information, Team Tiffany, because us redheads have to stick together (the evidence in the second pic indicates that she is either a fellow ginger or very dedicated to her hair care regime)

Seems like the logical answer.

So, the application?
 
Until someone invents a little vibrator to insert in my panties to give me a buzz when I should take another drink, I'll just have to make do with remembering to drink regularly.

Maybe if I ignore it and don't take a drink, it goes off again.... No... I would just stop drinking all together.

Nevermind.
Lush probably has that option.
 
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