Siren songs and helicockters

[lavendersilk]

I have been given a new watch in thanks for my contributions to the thread.

Why am I just seeing this? You are so talented. Is it on ice after that? Do you need help pampering it? Can I help?

 

[Wriggle]

Why am I just seeing this? You are so talented. Is it on ice after that? Do you need help pampering it? Can I help?

If it was turgid with blood it would hurt, but it's a very bendy member.

This said....if you need to kiss it better....

 

[lavendersilk]

If it was turgid with blood it would hurt, but it's a very bendy member.

This said....if you need to kiss it better....

 

[morelikeasong]

are there any for those of us that are growers?

Of course I do!! Introducing: The Wedding Ring
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[morelikeasong]

And this one has me cracking up

If someone does the Bulldog, I’ll post the gif of me reaching down into the washing machine.

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[lavendersilk]

What kind of parties is this guy attending? Invitation only?

 

[morelikeasong]

What kind of parties is this guy attending? Invitation only?

I want an invitation

 

[Wriggle]

And this one has me cracking up

If someone does the Bulldog, I’ll post the gif of me reaching down into the washing machine.

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I actually used to do something similar whenever anyone left their camera or phone.
I'd do a moonie and push my bollocks through my thighs.

The only difference is we called it The Huge Haemorrhoids

 

[positiveflirt]

If someone does the Bulldog, I’ll post the gif of me reaching down into the washing machine.

I actually used to do something similar whenever anyone left their camera or phone.
I'd do a moonie and push my bollocks through my thighs.

The only difference is we called it The Huge Haemorrhoids

I like that it suggests shaving.
Honey if I'm amped up enough to do this, do not let me wield a razor near there

 

[SWR101]

And this one has me cracking up

If someone does the Bulldog, I’ll post the gif of me reaching down into the washing machine.

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My criminals are already smooth, so…

 

[lavendersilk]

My criminals are already smooth, so…

https://media.tenor.com/2FMEKm7ixoMAAAAM/wait-kitten.gif

 

[Wand3rlust]

And this one has me cracking up

If someone does the Bulldog, I’ll post the gif of me reaching down into the washing machine.

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What the fuck are these 2 doing??

And why is he at work?

 

[lavendersilk]

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What the fuck are these 2 doing??

And why is he at work?

The E just kicked in.

 

[SWR101]

https://media.tenor.com/2FMEKm7ixoMAAAAM/wait-kitten.gif

I doubt target wants to see it as bad as you…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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What the fuck are these 2 doing??

And why is he at work?

Seems like a pretty standard house party. People chatting in groups, one PDA couple wilding. Some guy doing bulldoggystyle in the middle of the room. Standard fare

 

[Wand3rlust]

Seems like a pretty standard house party. People chatting in groups, one PDA couple wilding. Some guy doing bulldoggystyle in the middle of the room. Standard fare

I wanna come to your next party.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I wanna come to your next party.

Terrific! Need someone to replace doggystyle guy...

 

[SWR101]

Of course I do!! Introducing: The Wedding Ring

https://ibb.co/h91MyhB

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://ibb.co/h91MyhB

Woooo!!!!! @morelikeasong does this get the washing machine gif?

 

[SWR101]

And this one has me cracking up

If someone does the Bulldog, I’ll post the gif of me reaching down into the washing machine.

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Sigh, by popular demand…

https://ibb.co/wCN1chV

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sigh, by popular demand…

https://ibb.co/wCN1chV

You legend!
Alright @morelikeasong Bulldog tax has been paid

 

[SWR101]

You legend!
Alright @morelikeasong Bulldog tax has been paid

I just want it know I took it for the team, this victory is theirs!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I just want it know I took it for the team, this victory is theirs!

This is the type of teamwork we need more around here!

 

[Wriggle]

@morelikeasong
If I miss your promised gif now because I have to go to bed, I hope it's in my inbox in the morning

 

[SWR101]

@morelikeasong
If I miss your promised gif now because I have to go to bed, I hope it's in my inbox in the morning

I got you, fam!