Siren songs and helicockters

[morelikeasong]

Okay, I'll bite. What the hell is DTA??

Dick Trick Alarm

 

[Bry1313]

Okay, I'll bite. What the hell is DTA??

It’s her Dick Trick Alarm and those are dick trick interested women for whom the bell tolls.

 

[AuntieDisco]

It’s her Dick Trick Alarm and those are dick trick interested women for whom the bell tolls.

And now I have Metallica running in my head….

 

[AuntieDisco]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZO5Qhjjp2KwAAAAd/lady-with-lund.gif

That is definitely wilding about!

 

[Wriggle]

That is definitely wilding about!

Is this the technical scientific term?

 

[Amanda330]

But can it do this?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/eL0nuachqcGaKT1nhY/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ea2zakk80x7m1ln5bhbzupr72c8myrs3bhir8mqj&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Wriggle]

But can it do this?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/eL0nuachqcGaKT1nhY/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ea2zakk80x7m1ln5bhbzupr72c8myrs3bhir8mqj&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

By proportion I'll need to find some kind of hoop about the size of a side plate.

Back soon......

 

[Lmizzler]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZO5Qhjjp2KwAAAAd/lady-with-lund.gif

Somebody appears to be enjoying their trip! This is top shelf trickery my friend. Well done!

 

[Bry1313]

By proportion I'll need to find some kind of hoop about the size of a side plate.

Back soon......

My hero

 

[Wriggle]

Somebody appears to be enjoying their trip! This is top shelf trickery my friend. Well done!

I'm back home and bored

 

[Wriggle]

Except, obviously, I don't ever get bored unless I'm doing something I don't want to do.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Is this the technical scientific term?

No more like stating a fact.

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm back home and bored

Looks like you are using the free time wisely at least.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZO5Qhjjp2KwAAAAd/lady-with-lund.gif

Okay, that deserves both a and a !

I'm back home and bored

Welcome home!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZO5Qhjjp2KwAAAAd/lady-with-lund.gif

That's a great Gerald. I wonder if anyone will do a Piggie?

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZO5Qhjjp2KwAAAAd/lady-with-lund.gif

I can't stop laughing, those pockets being pulled out are just killing me... I mean, excellent dick trick, but the pocket prep really sets the whole thing up!

 

[Wriggle]

That's a great Gerald. I wonder if anyone will do a Piggie?

Pleaseeeee be Bry

 

[Wriggle]

I can't stop laughing, those pockets being pulled out are just killing me... I mean, excellent dick trick, but the pocket prep really sets the whole thing up!

The elephant ears are my favourite bit.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Pleaseeeee be Bry

I think you have to tag him
@Bry1313

 

[Wriggle]

I think you have to tag him
@Bry1313

But does he have to replicate the pigs twirly tail?

Incidentally a pig's penis spirals, too, and it has to find a sow that spirals the same way or it can't get in.

 

[MindYaBitness]

The elephant ears are my favourite bit.

This right here, this is why we're friends

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

But does he have to replicate the pigs twirly tail?

Incidentally a pig's penis spirals, too, and it has to find a sow that spirals the same way or it can't get in.

This is not what I expected to learn on Lit today

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

But does he have to replicate the pigs twirly tail?

Incidentally a pig's penis spirals, too, and it has to find a sow that spirals the same way or it can't get in.

I’ve read that ducks have spiral penises too. Sounds painful!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

That's a great Gerald. I wonder if anyone will do a Piggie?

Those two are WAY TOO PURE to be included in a conversation like this. I will not stand for it!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

But does he have to replicate the pigs twirly tail?

Incidentally a pig's penis spirals, too, and it has to find a sow that spirals the same way or it can't get in.

So you're saying that the male pig has to get into the groove to fuck?