What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Xerxes82]

Before you gave her your wood...
You totally missed the opportunity for an amazingly bad pun.

I don't know, I thought the implied pun was a little classier. Bring a little upscale humor to my bit. Maybe somebody will be fooled into thinking I'm hip and cool.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I don't know, I thought the implied pun was a little classier. Bring a little upscale humor to my bit. Maybe somebody will be fooled into thinking I'm hip and cool.

So you're a hipster vampire, is what you're saying. You were undead before it was cool.

 

[Xerxes82]

So you're a hipster vampire, is what you're saying. You were undead before it was cool.

*checks crotch*

Nope, blood still flowing here.

Aaaand there goes that upscale vibe. Nevermind.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

*checks crotch*

Nope, blood still flowing here.

Aaaand there goes that upscale vibe. Nevermind.

Ohhhhhh! Here's a thought!!!!

Can vampires get erections?!!!!! Or do they get erections after they drink blood? Discuss!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ohhhhhh! Here's a thought!!!!

Can vampires get erections?!!!!! Or do they get erections after they drink blood? Discuss!

Do vampires bleed.... AFAF.
I assumed they had other functional fluids...
Since we drink water and they drink blood? Maybe they have water in their veins? Idk....

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Do vampires bleed.... AFAF.
I assumed they had other functional fluids...
Since we drink water and they drink blood? Maybe they have water in their veins? Idk....

Like, I think Anne Rice vampires cry blood. However, Anne Rice vampires can't get it up. Like...if...if the vampire ejaculates...is blood gonna "come" out? Oh dear God!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Like, I think Anne Rice vampires cry blood. However, Anne Rice vampires can't get it up. Like...if...if the vampire ejaculates...is blood gonna "come" out? Oh dear God!

IDK?
I mean... I'm so sorry friend.....I don't know

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

IDK?
I mean... I'm so sorry friend.....I don't know

I mean, they are fictional. So they could, like, cum rainbows if one wanted...I wonder what that would feel like. I spent too much time thinking about this already.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Working from home is a mixed blessing. Boredom and isolation reign, yet there is no office that I could listen to Eminem's new album.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Working from home is a mixed blessing. Boredom and isolation reign, yet there is no office that I could listen to Eminem's new album.

If you need someone to randomly talk to, let me know. I try to be entertaining.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

I mean, they are fictional. So they could, like, cum rainbows if one wanted...I wonder what that would feel like. I spent too much time thinking about this already.

I think cumming rainbows would be like a fucking spectacular orgasm times 10

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean, they are fictional. So they could, like, cum rainbows if one wanted...I wonder what that would feel like. I spent too much time thinking about this already.

Ooh rainbows ....
I bet it taste better than it feels....

 

[MiaBabe23]

As little as feasible

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Suddenly I want skittles.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

As little as feasible

Man, I wish.

 

[Booboobear84]

Too much about sex (shocker).

 

[MiaBabe23]

Suddenly I want skittles.

Oh… oh you naughty boy!!
Skittles carry a very different association for those of us familiar with the chat sauna. Don’t think there’ll be anyone else who knows what I’m talking about…?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh… oh you naughty boy!!
Skittles carry a very different association for those of us familiar with the chat sauna. Don’t think there’ll be anyone else who knows what I’m talking about…?

The chat sauna? Wouldn’t know. I only did PQ.

 

[Amanda330]

Really interesting conversation here.
Self awareness and self image and extroverts and introverts.

Not sure what my personal thoughts are.

I think I'm hyper aware of how I may come across. I'm someone who overthinks everything she writes. Who, if she receives a reaction or a reply will go back to the post and check it still comes across how it was intended.

I spend quite a lot of my time alone too with only my internal echo chamber for company. I am working on getting back into the world but it's very daunting. That isolation can make me question and doubt every single thing.

I am unkind to myself which is maybe why I try so hard to bring kindness here as much as I can and I appreciate others that do the same too.

Rosie, I think you are lovely. It's sad to me that you are unkind to yourself. Or, for that matter, that any of us are unkind to ourselves. Not that I have any right to preach self love - I'm also terrible at it. But, part of me wonders if it also helps us see the pain in others and have compassion for their situations?

In any case, I think you're wonderful, kind, sweet and sexy. I love seeing you on the board.

 

[MiaBabe23]

The chat sauna? Wouldn’t know. I only did PQ.

Oh PQ is fun too
No this is a relatively recent use for candy; will see if anyone recognizes, and explain if not
Or maybe you know and just want it explained. Naughty boy!!

 

[Amanda330]

Suddenly I want skittles.

How do you eat Skittles?

One at a time or a handful at once? This may break our friendship if you answer incorrectly.

 

[dawn_of_night]

How do you eat Skittles?

One at a time of a handful at once? This may break our friendship if you answer incorrectly.

Yes.

 

[Xerxes82]

How do you eat Skittles?

One at a time of a handful at once? This may break our friendship if you answer incorrectly.

The correct answer is to sort them by color and eat 3-4 of the same color at any given time.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How do you eat Skittles?

One at a time of a handful at once? This may break our friendship if you answer incorrectly.

You separate the colors. Then eat the one with the most colors one at a time until they all have equal numbers. Then, each color one at a time so there’s never an imbalance.

Duh.

It is acceptable to exclude your favorite color from the rotation so you can have a burst of them as the finale. But I don’t.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Mother F'cker, piece of sh!t, scum of the earth, f'cktard, wimpy a$$, weak F'KING A$$HOLE!!!!!!!

Kiss My A$$$ POS



***edited: I'm sorry. This is not about anybody here on LIT, but RL. I just had to get that off my chest, so my kid didn't hear me say it

But how do you really feel?