Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

No metaphor, just rubbing in our face that he gers an amazing lunch. I've got plans for a leftover burrito

I really was imagining all sorts of things for what could be called a burrito

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Her stomach is, at least. I know that for certain.


And apparently her butthole … at least, for now.

Did she also have a conversation a few months back about something fucking something sideways? She's tougher than all of us.

Feeling adventurous...

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It's just weird. It's like the flavors hit you in waves. First you get Coke. Then cream. Then chocolate. None of it is bad. But all together it's just odd.

I want to try this, Oreo is also releasing Coke flavored cookies. Where did you get it?

Not Oreos, just the whipped lard part you love. Small print.

How could I forget?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It's just weird. It's like the flavors hit you in waves. First you get Coke. Then cream. Then chocolate. None of it is bad. But all together it's just odd.

I tried a peach coke in Japan. No bueno

 

[crazychemgirl]

I tried a peach coke in Japan. No bueno

Peach and Coke don’t seem like 2 flavours that go together

 

[Bry1313]

I tried a peach coke in Japan. No bueno

That had a 0.01% chance of being good

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I want to try this, Oreo is also releasing Coke flavored cookies. Where did you get it?

It was just in the cold drinks section of a local convenience store. It didn't look like very many had sold yet.

 

[LupineOne]

Peach and Coke don’t seem like 2 flavours that go together

Agreed

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Best part of smoking pulled pork on Labor, still enjoying pulled pork sandwiches on Friday

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This is just a ploy to get PMs about what you want to do with his butt. And btw, I'm totally cool with it. I wanna share this butt with all of you

 

[crazychemgirl]

Agreed

I knew I liked you.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I tried a peach coke in Japan. No bueno

Unsurprising.

 

[LupineOne]

I knew I liked you.

Peas in a pod, girl.

 

[lavendersilk]

This is just a ploy to get PMs about what you want to do with his butt. And btw, I'm totally cool with it. I wanna share this butt with all of you

Honestly... it does look a little dry.

 

[Bry1313]

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“the screws were clearly tightened” - Captain Obvious

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The screws were clearly tightened -

“the screws were clearly tightened” - Captain Obvious

Are you type-stuttering? That's new.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm open to trying all things (except the maggot chase). If I had to pick one to try, I would guess peach coke would be better than Oreo coke.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Honestly... it does look a little dry.

See. We are the same!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm open to trying all things (except the maggot chase). If I had to pick one to try, I would guess peach coke would be better than Oreo coke.

Proof that it's okay to express opinions, even when they're wrong.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm open to trying all things (except the maggot chase). If I had to pick one to try, I would guess peach coke would be better than Oreo coke.

Wow.

You could not be more wrong if you tried.

 

[LupineOne]

Thank goodness I’m home. I’m stiff
*big stretch*

 

[Bry1313]

See. We are the same!

To you and @lavendersilk


https://media1.tenor.com/m/KskMA7hmM2cAAAAC/you-are-so-mean.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

“the screws were clearly tightened” - Captain Obvious

Lol, no, the screws were put in line. This is a big deal in residential new construction. At least, in my market it is. If the screws are not in line, especially on a 3 gang box like that, it looks sloppy and the GM will insist that electrician come out & fix it before they pay the invoice

 

[Wand3rlust]

Best part of smoking pulled pork on Labor, still enjoying pulled pork sandwiches on Friday

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What's with the 1950's condom on the side?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Feeling adventurous...

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*searches for the vom reaction *

 

[crazychemgirl]

What's with the 1950's condom on the side?

You don’t like pickles??

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]