What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

First impression of this hotel room.. Bunch of guys staring at me at the front desk as they stumbled to the bar ➖1. The clerk did NOT say my room number out loud for them to hear ➕5. Main floor room ➖1. Room and washroom lights flicker on slowly, think horror movie ➖3. Only chair in the room has wheels so I can't brace it against the door ➖2. Not sleeping in the car tonight ➕4.

All in all tonight's adventure has rated a ➕2. Winning!
 
First impression of this hotel room.. Bunch of guys staring at me at the front desk as they stumbled to the bar ➖1. The clerk did NOT say my room number out loud for them to hear ➕5. Main floor room ➖1. Room and washroom lights flicker on slowly, think horror movie ➖3. Only chair in the room has wheels so I can't brace it against the door ➖2. Not sleeping in the car tonight ➕4.

All in all tonight's adventure has rated a ➕2. Winning!
Yay for quantitative analysis
 
First impression of this hotel room.. Bunch of guys staring at me at the front desk as they stumbled to the bar ➖1. The clerk did NOT say my room number out loud for them to hear ➕5. Main floor room ➖1. Room and washroom lights flicker on slowly, think horror movie ➖3. Only chair in the room has wheels so I can't brace it against the door ➖2. Not sleeping in the car tonight ➕4.

All in all tonight's adventure has rated a ➕2. Winning!
I’m traveling in three weeks, I’ll need to perform a similar analysis
 
First impression of this hotel room.. Bunch of guys staring at me at the front desk as they stumbled to the bar ➖1. The clerk did NOT say my room number out loud for them to hear ➕5. Main floor room ➖1. Room and washroom lights flicker on slowly, think horror movie ➖3. Only chair in the room has wheels so I can't brace it against the door ➖2. Not sleeping in the car tonight ➕4.

All in all tonight's adventure has rated a ➕2. Winning!

I’m traveling in three weeks, I’ll need to perform a similar analysis
Also, wheel your luggage straight to the bathroom first (hard surfaces) while you check for bedbugs…yes, even in nice places! And…clean the TV remote IMMEDIATELY!
 
Also, wheel your luggage straight to the bathroom first (hard surfaces) while you check for bedbugs…yes, even in nice places! And…clean the TV remote IMMEDIATELY!
So that is what you meant when you said you clean your toys immediately afterwards. Kinky! 😁

Psst.. your understanding of remote controlled sex toys needs some work 🤭
 
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