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Earlier today, I posted something that didn’t make any sense at all, sorry! Voice to text. (I must have a very dirty mind, or on my phone knows my mind pretty well…)

Nice honeybee on garlic chives.


A whole fleet of honeybees….

They are so nice L2… I sweat you’d like them.

OUCH!

OW!

Hey…. OUCH!

Looooookoooouuuut! 😂
 
It's no small feat, what you're doing for your mom, W! You're a good son! 😘💞🥰
I’m just makin up for all the hell I put her thru! 😂

(I don’t think I was too bad actually… just a bit misguided, opinionated, had all the right answers, immature, not a good student, smoked too much weed and took too much speed, etc… other than that I was a model teenager… 🤪)
 
Earlier today, I posted something that didn’t make any sense at all, sorry! Voice to text. (I must have a very dirty mind, or on my phone knows my mind pretty well…)

Nice honeybee on garlic chives.


A whole fleet of honeybees….

They are so nice L2… I sweat you’d like them.

OUCH!

OW!

Hey…. OUCH!

Looooookoooouuuut! 😂
that's mean
*gets out all the Epi-Pens*
ready for some stabby time, @Wonderer67 ? 💉:LOL:
 
I'm glad things are moving along. Now, they need to continue to move in the right direction.

I feel like I'm not thinking through my choices lately. Brain isn't firing on all cylinders. 🙄😤🤬
You’re making the best choices you can at the time, which is all you can do.

Given everything you’ve gone through recently, give yourself some grace. 🫂
 
A friend shared a video with me on a day that I was super stressed and made me laugh. I wonder if I can find it to share with you.....

Yup I did
I love how Maya Rudolph and the people playing Beavis and Butthead are cracking up during this skit. It reminds me of Carol Burnett show when Harvey Corman and Tim Conway would lose their shit in the middle of their skits.
 

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Got the crew finishing up the flagstone and fire pit. Fingers crossed it gets finished by the weekend! Cleanup then G&T’s by the fire come tomorrow night I hope! I put the wife in charge as she’s fluent in Spanish and well…the crew are fluent in Spanish🤣. I was away on the Big Ol’ Jet Airliner last week and so I ask, when are they coming back to finish? She’s like, maybe Friday, maybe Saturday. 🤷🏻‍♀️. Well they showed up this morning, on time as always, but unannounced. Second cup of coffee interrupted! We all know that’s a party FOUL!

The Morning Z to the rescue…

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Party at HDHs!

We gotta test out that new patio and firepit. I’m sure you won’t mind!! 😂
 
Morning all (I'm west coast - it still is). Like all the coffee and Friday messages. Definitely resonating with me.
welcome to the café
You know I didn’t mean it to come out mean.

They really are such nice little insects. But I know what even the slightest sting I would do to you….
i know... but teasing is fun... and we do it b/c we care 🤗 :LOL:
 
For our new members or those just stopping by...
Welcome to the café.

We conduct ourselves a bit differently here than most of the rest of Lit.

Post #1 introduces the joint... and glancing back over the last 10-20 pages provides additional context.

To be clear:
1. No religion 2. No politics 3. No drama 4. This isn't a hook up thread. Take it to the DMs or go somewhere else.

Everyone is welcome but we are protective of the vibe

This applies to all who visit this thread.
If this feels like a good match, welcome...
If not then please see yourself to the door
 
Earlier today, I posted something that didn’t make any sense at all, sorry! Voice to text. (I must have a very dirty mind, or on my phone knows my mind pretty well…)

Nice honeybee on garlic chives.


A whole fleet of honeybees….

They are so nice L2… I sweat you’d like them.

OUCH!

OW!

Hey…. OUCH!

Looooookoooouuuut! 😂
I could use some honeybees here in FL. I am sure they are around but I do not see them I need them for my Key Lime tree. It is flowering but I get so few limes.
 
I could use some honeybees here in FL. I am sure they are around but I do not see them I need them for my Key Lime tree. It is flowering but I get so few limes.
You can try to manually pollinate it. (I know, I know, I get it. It’s a sex site! 😂)

In all seriousness, Google pollinating a key lime tree, and there are ways to do it manually with a Q-tip or something like that. I do it with my pumpkins to make sure that they all get pollinated.

God, this sounds weird… 😂
 
You can try to manually pollinate it. (I know, I know, I get it. It’s a sex site! 😂)

In all seriousness, Google pollinating a key lime tree, and there are ways to do it manually with a Q-tip or something like that. I do it with my pumpkins to make sure that they all get pollinated.

God, this sounds weird… 😂
That key lime tree like most citrus trees has some sharp spikes on it. Probably a masochist dream but i might find some blooms that are safe to get too. I love Key Lime Pie.
 
I could use some honeybees here in FL. I am sure they are around but I do not see them I need them for my Key Lime tree. It is flowering but I get so few limes.
wonder in hand-pollination or the like could help?
i'm not all that compatible w/ nature, so don't know if that could work or just be a lot of busy work?
(yes, yes - bad puns :LOL: )
 
For our new members or those just stopping by...
Welcome to the café.

We conduct ourselves a bit differently here than most of the rest of Lit.

Post #1 introduces the joint... and glancing back over the last 10-20 pages provides additional context.

To be clear:
1. No religion 2. No politics 3. No drama 4. This isn't a hook up thread. Take it to the DMs or go somewhere else.

Everyone is welcome but we are protective of the vibe

This applies to all who visit this thread.
If this feels like a good match, welcome...
If not then please see yourself to the door
Thanks for the welcome and heads up on the thread. I'm a huge coffee addict and hate wearing pants. Sounds like a good place
 
wonder in hand-pollination or the like could help?
i'm not all that compatible w/ nature, so don't know if that could work or just be a lot of busy work?
(yes, yes - bad puns :LOL: )
I will check it out. I tried with tomatoes last year with out too much luck. If temp gets over 90 tomatoes will just drop the flowers. This part of FL sucks for growing veggies and I enjoy gardening. I need to learn and this is the time of year to grow veggies here where I am.
 
You can try to manually pollinate it. (I know, I know, I get it. It’s a sex site! 😂)

In all seriousness, Google pollinating a key lime tree, and there are ways to do it manually with a Q-tip or something like that. I do it with my pumpkins to make sure that they all get pollinated.

God, this sounds weird… 😂
that is not strange. I was typing much the same response myself. I'm just very much behind with the whole one hand typing issue.

Stop dictating *grr voice to text*
 
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