Cock Talk

[aussiegeekygal]

Have you (or your partner) named your cock?
Yeah, my husband named his Pythagoras. I'll have to ask The Librarian if his has a name....

Have you ever known someone who named theirs?
Of course. I assumed it was a pretty common thing to do.

What name would you give yours (or your partner’s) assuming you had to in order to save someone’s life?
Ooh, can I name my vag? For some stupid reason she wants to be called "Meryl"

Have you ever named your car?
Hells yes. I have a 1980's van that we call Colonel and he has personalized plates. Every vehicle I've ever owned has had a name.

Have you, or ever known someone who, had a tattoo put on your/their cock? (On or around?)
Whoah, no.
Ass cheek, yes. Cock is dedication.

What do you prefer to refer to “it” as? (Cock, dick, penis, schlong, etc.)
Rank choice voting
1. Dick
2. Cock
3. Penis
4. Schlong
5. Prick
6. Schlong
7. Appendage

Do you view someone who genuinely names their cock as a red flag? (P.s.—you might want to)
Nah; it's innocent enough fun.

 

[Endless_Night]

Have you (or your partner) named your cock?
Yeah, my husband named his Pythagoras.

Best. Name. Ever.

* * *
Oh! I do sometimes refer to my breasts as the The Girls. Mostly when they're being problematic. I am counting.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you (or your partner) named your cock?

No.

Have you ever known someone who named theirs?

Not seriously, no.

What name would you give yours (or your partner’s) assuming you had to in order to save someone’s life?

The Luge Sled. It made sense in context once.

Have you ever named your car?

Of course.

Have you, or ever known someone who, had a tattoo put on your/their cock? (On or around?)

Someone else, yes. They had "your name" tattooed along the length, then he would find out a girl's name and bet that "I have your name tattooed on my cock. Want to see?" I have no idea if it was worth it or not. It was neither the strangest nor stupidest ink on his skin.

What do you prefer to refer to “it” as? (Cock, dick, penis, schlong, etc.)

Context is everything.

Do you view someone who genuinely names their cock as a red flag? (P.s.—you might want to)

Not really, but I may well think that Freud wasn't always wrong.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I associate it as an age thing.

I don’t understand this statement. Please explain.

1. Dick
2. Cock
3. Penis
4. Schlong
5. Prick
6. Schlong
7. Appendage

So you like to have two schlongs.
Noted.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Every group of guys everywhere will jokingly name their penis and try to out-ridickulous the previous guy’s name.

But in all seriousness . . .

Have you (or your partner) named your cock?

N/A. However, I did have a college boyfriend whose cock I occasionally referred to as "the amazing wonder penis". Usually in the context of saying, "It's (his full name) and his amazing wonder penis," as if I was a ringmaster or sideshow barker... very sexy, I know. It got this name after he showed me a helicockter. It was also huge.

Have you ever known someone who named theirs?

Not in anything but a completely joking way

What name would you give yours (or your partner’s) assuming you had to in order to save someone’s life?

Jay

Have you ever named your car?

No

Have you, or ever known someone who, had a tattoo put on your/their cock? (On or around?)

No. Ouch.

What do you prefer to refer to “it” as? (Cock, dick, penis, schlong, etc.)

Cock

Do you view someone who genuinely names their cock as a red flag? (P.s.—you might want to)

Who refers to it in all seriousness by this name... and expects me to do so as well?
Huge red flag.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Also, these questions remind me of @PlanetaryNebula and her name for her pussy; "Haiku".

 

[Apisto42]

Have you (or your partner) named your cock?

No. It’s part of me, so that would be weird.

Have you ever known someone who named theirs?

Yes. There was a guy who named his “Long John Silver” and once painted it silver during a party. Mother fucker used to pull it through his fly, hold the head in his hand and shake people’s hands. No shit, it hung down to his knees.

What name would you give yours (or your partner’s) assuming you had to in order to save someone’s life?

Little John.

Have you ever named your car?

Some of them. Currently in George right now.

Have you, or ever known someone who, had a tattoo put on your/their cock? (On or around?)

Not personally.

What do you prefer to refer to “it” as? (Cock, dick, penis, schlong, etc.)

Cock

Do you view someone who genuinely names their cock as a red flag? (P.s.—you might want to)

Eh, to each their own.

 

[jason28053]

Also, these questions remind me of @PlanetaryNebula and her name for her pussy; "Haiku".

Nebs

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ve been through the desert with a cock with no name

https://humornama.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Funny-Dick-Meme-for-Boys.jpg
Every group of guys everywhere will jokingly name their penis and try to out-ridickulous the previous guy’s name.

But in all seriousness . . .

Have you (or your partner) named your cock?
Have you ever known someone who named theirs?
What name would you give yours (or your partner’s) assuming you had to in order to save someone’s life?
Have you ever named your car?
Have you, or ever known someone who, had a tattoo put on your/their cock? (On or around?)
What do you prefer to refer to “it” as? (Cock, dick, penis, schlong, etc.)
Do you view someone who genuinely names their cock as a red flag? (P.s.—you might want to)

Have you (or your partner) named your cock?

It was already named by an ex when we got together. The name fits, but neither of us ever really use it except when we're purposely trying to be silly

Have you ever known someone who named theirs?

Yes, and it was odd. Its as though they thought naking it something grandious (Maximus in this instance) would somehow vicariously imbue virtues & abilities into his dick that were quite simply never going to be a reality. Oh, and he also referred to it in a weird, not quite third person kind of way. Ew.

What name would you give yours (or your partner’s) assuming you had to in order to save someone’s life?

The Love Hammer

Have you ever named your car?

Of course, who doesn't?

*I should add that my favorite was named Bertha Mason, because she was an unpredictable crazy bonch, so of course my next car was Jane

Have you, or ever known someone who, had a tattoo put on your/their cock? (On or around?)

Yes, my dad has a "made in the USA" tattoo on his schfonze. My understanding is that it was the result of a drunken dare/lost bet when he was in Viet Nam. I cannot imagine being drunk/high enough to sit through such a thing

What do you prefer to refer to “it” as? (Cock, dick, penis, schlong, etc.)

It really depends on the moment and who I'm talking to. All of those are fine.

Do you view someone who genuinely names their cock as a red flag? (P.s.—you might want to)

No, as long as they don't take it too seriously

 

[lavendersilk]

I’ve been through the desert with a cock with no name

How American.

Every group of guys everywhere will jokingly name their penis and try to out-ridickulous the previous guy’s name.

Where are you getting this information?

But in all seriousness . . .

Oh... ok.

Have you (or your partner) named your cock?

I have five dildos. And, yes... I have named them.

Have you ever known someone who named theirs?

Dildos? Yes.

What name would you give yours (or your partner’s)

If I had a cock, and I kinda wish I did, I would name him "One-Eyed Willy."

I'm going to name my fwb's dick this weekend. I will do an update then...

assuming you had to in order to save someone’s life?

I don't forsee a problem with the lifeguard getting confused with which "head" to give CPR to and the second "head" having a name being beneficial in that scenario...

Have you ever named your car?

Yes. I've had three. Good Vibe-ations, Fine Fit Fred, and currently Storm Trooper Tuscon.

Have you, or ever known someone who, had a tattoo put on your/their cock? (On or around?)

I've never personally known anyone with a cock tattoo. Piercings? Yes.

I have seen a couple of porn stars with tattoos on their cock and one had an arrow that was so much fun to see disappear in someone's mouth as if pointing, this way!

What do you prefer to refer to “it” as? (Cock, dick, penis, schlong, etc.)

I prefer cock. But dick is funny.

Do you view someone who genuinely names their cock as a red flag? (P.s.—you might want to)

As long as they don't ask me to call it by that name during sex, it's aaaaalllll good.

 

[Endless_Night]

I don’t understand this statement. Please explain.

I meant that I associate naming the appendage was a younger guy sort of thing. On reflection, that makes no sense, even if true. I mean, once it's been named, no matter how long ago, it's still named.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

No-one NEEDS to orgasm.

Hi, I'm default and I'd like to dispute your claim

It's not a biological imperative.

Fiiiiiiiine it's not a biological imperative. BUT, what about the effect on mental health that might cause a person to much on a couple hundred appleseeds?

Unlike eating and sleeping, one will not die if they don't cum.

But they'd wish for it!

 

[SixShooter14]

I’ve been through the desert with a cock with no name


Every group of guys everywhere will jokingly name their penis and try to out-ridickulous the previous guy’s name.

But in all seriousness . . .

Have you (or your partner) named your cock?

nope

Have you ever known someone who named theirs?

not that I've known

What name would you give yours (or your partner’s) assuming you had to in order to save someone’s life?

Umm.... "Big J"? LMAO

Have you ever named your car?

nope

Have you, or ever known someone who, had a tattoo put on your/their cock? (On or around?)

nope

What do you prefer to refer to “it” as? (Cock, dick, penis, schlong, etc.)

depends on the context.... usually cock or dick.

Do you view someone who genuinely names their cock as a red flag? (P.s.—you might want to)

not really applicable but.... meh

 

[Bbl87]

Have you (or your partner) named your cock?

Nope

Have you ever known someone who named theirs?

Not that I know of

What name would you give yours (or your partner’s) assuming you had to in order to save someone’s life?

I don't know... Frank?

I'm a big proponent of you don't get to come up with your own nickname.

I leave it up to those who have seen or interacted with it.

Have you ever named your car?

Nope

Have you, or ever known someone who, had a tattoo put on your/their cock? (On or around?)

Nope

What do you prefer to refer to “it” as? (Cock, dick, penis, schlong, etc.)

I really don't care. I think Cock is the most commonly used around here.

Do you view someone who genuinely names their cock as a red flag? (P.s.—you might want to)

I dunno... not something I'd do but no judgment.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Have you (or your partner) named your cock?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/6V1Q97Mj5SkAAAAd/no-nope.gif


On a serious note, the movie 'how to lose a guy in 10 days' was super popular around the time of my first girlfriend.
https://i.gifer.com/OHp3.gif
And she thought this was HILARIOUS so I had to suffer that for a few months while she practiced deep-throating. It's my cross to bear

 

[Apisto42]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/6V1Q97Mj5SkAAAAd/no-nope.gif


On a serious note, the movie 'how to lose a guy in 10 days' was super popular around the time of my first girlfriend.
https://i.gifer.com/OHp3.gif
And she thought this was HILARIOUS so I had to suffer that for a few months while she practiced deep-throating. It's my cross to bear

I think I could grin and bear it if she was doing that while practicing deep throating.

Question: did she ever get to the base?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think I could grin and bear it if she was doing that while practicing deep throating.

Question: did she ever get to the base?

She not only got to the base, she started to lick my balls. I miss her so much

 

[Apisto42]

She not only got to the base, she started to lick my balls. I miss her so much

Dude, she was a keeper. I feel your pain.

 

[drobert44]

I had to kick my cute cocksucker out.....she called me a coward for my kids.

 

[drobert44]

Well, now I have a sissy cocksucker...

 

[Endless_Night]

Have you ever named your car?

Of course, who doesn't?

*I should add that my favorite was named Bertha Mason, because she was an unpredictable crazy bonch, so of course my next car was Jane

So the next one will be Antionette?

Presuming you have happened to read Wide Sargasso Sea, the feminist skewed prequel to Jane Eyre.

Hi, I'm default and I'd like to dispute your claim.

This seems to be the standard male reaction.

The latest response I've had tosses about phrases like Spiritual Death. Which, almost sounds worse than the usual kind of death.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The latest response I've had tosses about phrases like Spiritual Death. Which, almost sounds worse than the usual kind of death.

Didn't Spiritual Death open for Cannibal Corpse on their reunion tour?

 

[Endless_Night]

Didn't Spiritual Death open for Cannibal Corpse on their reunion tour?

They oughta.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Have you (or your partner) named your cock?

The generic names only.

Have you ever known someone who named theirs?

Thankfully no.

What name would you give yours (or your partner’s) assuming you had to in order to save someone’s life?

Little Az....

Have you ever named your car?

Almost all of them.

Have you, or ever known someone who, had a tattoo put on your/their cock? (On or around?)

No. I mean I didn't know you could until I watched "Down Periscope" and I thought it was a joke.

What do you prefer to refer to “it” as? (Cock, dick, penis, schlong, etc.)

Cock in private. Penis for medical reasons.

Do you view someone who genuinely names their cock as a red flag? (P.s.—you might want to)

I'm not into guys, but I'd be wary around them.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Mother fucker used to pull it through his fly, hold the head in his hand and shake people’s hands. No shit, it hung down to his knees.

I can’t hold this against him. If it’s that big, he kind of has to do this.

Its as though they thought naking it something grandious (Maximus in this instance) would somehow vicariously imbue virtues & abilities into his dick that were quite simply never going to be a reality.

This, to me, is the most common mistake guys make.
Always name it something small so you exceed expectations.

Where are you getting this information?

I’m a guy!