Siren songs and helicockters

[hotoldrguy]

For my "debut" (ahem) in your very special thread, MLAS, I present the 1st public showing of the now infamous 5 second striptease.

Shoes
Socks
T-shirt
Shorts
& Underpants
Removed in less than 5 seconds .

3.4 seconds of awesome

Happy birthday you beautiful lady

BRAVO!!! Great job!!!

 

[Wriggle]

You broke the internet because it isn't working for me. So many people are trying to see it before it goes poof.

I'll give it 5 more seconds....

 

[FormerAllStar2]

For my "debut" (ahem) in your very special thread, MLAS, I present the 1st public showing of the now infamous 5 second striptease.

Shoes
Socks
T-shirt
Shorts
& Underpants
Removed in less than 5 seconds .

3.4 seconds of awesome

Happy birthday you beautiful lady

I did the laugh react because this is so awesome. I would’ve probably tripped on my pants.

 

[lavendersilk]

I'll give it 5 more seconds....

I finally got it to work. *fans self* Be sure to listen with the sound on guys! Hot accent. https://media2.giphy.com/media/aSqwuqtYhhVMQ/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95278ju4p3yrx2xyx3o4s5j1m2rnwqkx44ob3ficeiu&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Wriggle]

I did the laugh react because this is so awesome. I would’ve probably tripped on my pants.

I originally wanted to - just to make it funny.
I also considered stopping the fliming by using my knob, but the adrenaline had caused shrinking.

 

[positiveflirt]

For my "debut" (ahem) in your very special thread, MLAS, I present the 1st public showing of the now infamous 5 second striptease.

Shoes
Socks
T-shirt
Shorts
& Underpants
Removed in less than 5 seconds .

3.4 seconds of awesome

Happy birthday you beautiful lady

I'M PREGNANT AND I'M KEEPING IT

 

[morelikeasong]

For my "debut" (ahem) in your very special thread, MLAS, I present the 1st public showing of the now infamous 5 second striptease.

Shoes
Socks
T-shirt
Shorts
& Underpants
Removed in less than 5 seconds .

3.4 seconds of awesome

Happy birthday you beautiful lady

I love it. Such talent
There were shoes and socks in that? I might need to slow it down and examine frame by frame

https://media4.giphy.com/media/0SI5STx66RBgaxf7Z4/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d73vqocfpz9h8c1t9yw8fl9bjv3nl9i70nc8e4g4tm&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[dawn_of_night]

I love it. Such talent
There were shoes and socks in that? I might need to slow it down and examine frame by frame

https://media4.giphy.com/media/0SI5STx66RBgaxf7Z4/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d73vqocfpz9h8c1t9yw8fl9bjv3nl9i70nc8e4g4tm&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I'm so sad I missed a @Wriggle video.....

 

[Wriggle]

I'm so sad I missed a @Wriggle video.....

Don't be sad.
I haven't been blocked from your pms yet.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Don't be sad.
I haven't been blocked from your pms yet.

I love the "yet" part

 

[Wriggle]

I love the "yet" part

I need a cheeky wink emoji

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

For my "debut" (ahem) in your very special thread, MLAS, I present the 1st public showing of the now infamous 5 second striptease.

Shoes
Socks
T-shirt
Shorts
& Underpants
Removed in less than 5 seconds .

3.4 seconds of awesome

Happy birthday you beautiful lady

Sad is the day when you go into a thread two days too late

 

[Wriggle]

Sad is the day when you go into a thread two days too late

Joyful is the day OP unblocks me from her pms.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Joyful is the day OP unblocks me from her pms.

I'm sorry you'll never have a joyous day

 

[Bry1313]

Joyful is the day OP unblocks me from her pms.

You too?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Don't be sad.
I haven't been blocked from your pms yet.

I keep refreshing, I don't see a @Wriggle in my box

 

[Wriggle]

I keep refreshing, I don't see a @Wriggle in my box

I'm a busy man.....
Let me see if I can find a copy.

But you only get it for 5 minutes....

 

[Lmizzler]

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Your emoji is broken

 

[Lmizzler]

Your emoji is broken

My bad.

Fixed it. Try again.

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOWxlaDMxazc3MmhhaWlvbTBkcGd4ZW1pZGYzeTJ3emhhZ2I2NDZoZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/erJdngH5XWUu74VurQ/giphy.gif

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Tooooo many days without a dick trick!

 

[morelikeasong]

I totally agree, @Kitty_so_frisky !

Remember guys, all shapes and sizes can perform tricks!

 

[SWR101]

I totally agree, @Kitty_so_frisky !

Remember guys, all shapes and sizes can perform tricks!
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What book is that?