Siren songs and helicockters

[__Nathan1968]

It’s a legally binding signature. Hope you’re prepared to perform your cockapult

My attorneys have recommended that I draw attention to the trademark protections I have in place for the Cockapult®. Also, before anyone thinks they can skirt the trademark with their dollar store delivery systems, I also own the names Dickapult® Cockshot® Dickshot® Weeniewhipper®.

 

[Lmizzler]

Guys… it’s finally here and, at a very quick first glance, it is HILARIOUS

I can’t wait to share these with you and hopefully inspire some of you to rise to the challenges presented.

Get ready.

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You’re going to have to share with the class. Especially those of us with dicks so we can test things out.
For science!

 

[morelikeasong]

You’re going to have to share with the class. Especially those of us with dicks so we can test things out.
For science!

I can’t wait. And I’m so glad you’ve volunteered to do the demonstration

 

[lavendersilk]

*bump* *hint*

 

[hotoldrguy]

OK this thread needs a jumpstart so here is my helicockter attempt

 

[__Nathan1968]

OK this thread needs a jumpstart so here is my helicockter attempt

Bravo!

 

[Lmizzler]

OK this thread needs a jumpstart so here is my helicockter attempt

Getting that hip action going is tough. Well done sir!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

OK this thread needs a jumpstart so here is my helicockter attempt

You're just the best! Thanks for making it feel like my birthday too.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Getting that hip action going is tough. Well done sir!

thanks. Coordination is not one of my strong points

 

[hotoldrguy]

You're just the best! Thanks for making it feel like my birthday too.

Is it your birthday?

 

[Lmizzler]

Is it your birthday?

Don’t be tricked by anything she says.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

OK this thread needs a jumpstart so here is my helicockter attempt

Well done. Well done.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is it your birthday?

No. But it is @morelikeasong's!!!

 

[Lmizzler]

No. But it is @morelikeasong's!!!

Ok, this one is true @hotoldrguy

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well done. Well done.

thanks!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Is it your birthday?

Speaking of birthdays, I saw I missed yours.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Speaking of birthdays, I saw I missed yours.

Thanks!

 

[Amanda330]

OK this thread needs a jumpstart so here is my helicockter attempt

Omg. Amazing. Bravo!
https://media3.giphy.com/media/w6YCXPrEnAgzyxB0KR/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95279k5sc5nm94r5tsg95dv8hwa71mgv17ipu2h9xje&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Thanks!

It was your birthday? Happy birthday!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Omg. Amazing. Bravo!
https://media3.giphy.com/media/w6YCXPrEnAgzyxB0KR/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95279k5sc5nm94r5tsg95dv8hwa71mgv17ipu2h9xje&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

https://media1.tenor.com/m/UladBrWhuJ8AAAAC/bowing-thank-you.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

It was your birthday? Happy birthday!!!

back on the 14th LOL

 

[morelikeasong]

OK this thread needs a jumpstart so here is my helicockter attempt

Happy birthday to meeeee

I know you posted this before knowing it was my birthday but that’s because you knew it would make me smile regardless of the day and that’s extra special so thank you

 

[Mr_bogey]

It was your birthday? Happy birthday!!!

How about a little effort?

 

[Wriggle]

For my "debut" (ahem) in your very special thread, MLAS, I present the 1st public showing of the now infamous 5 second striptease.

Shoes
Socks
T-shirt
Shorts
& Underpants
Removed in less than 5 seconds .

3.4 seconds of awesome

Happy birthday you beautiful lady

 

[Amanda330]

For my "debut" (ahem) in your very special thread, MLAS, I present the 1st public showing of the now infamous 5 second striptease.

Shoes
Socks
T-shirt
Shorts
& Underpants
Removed in leas than 5 seconds .

3.4 seconds of awesome

Happy birthday you beautiful lady

I wanted to laugh and love react... It's so great!