Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

I hate when I see,

“SCOTUS” as a title listed in the politics forum and then on my news feed I see it and immediately think of scrotum.

From now on I'm calling my reproductive bits "POTUS" and "SCROTUS."

Giving you full credit, of course!

 

[crazychemgirl]

From now on I'm calling my reproductive bits "POTUS" and "SCROTUS."

Giving you full credit, of course!

I’m so glad my fucked up thoughts lead to someone else’s joy ..?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Qky75]

From now on I'm calling my reproductive bits "POTUS" and "SCROTUS."

Giving you full credit, of course!

"Do you suffer from Executive Dysfunction?...." Now from the makers of Viagra comes. ____

 

[Qky75]

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I feel attacked....just because my underwear drawer is neatly square folded and stacked in filing order doesn't mean I don't know how to cut loose

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I feel attacked....just because my underwear drawer is neatly square folded and stacked in filing order doesn't mean I don't know how to cut loose

^5 for neatly-filed underwear drawers! Same

 

[Bry1313]

 

[crazychemgirl]

^5 for neatly-filed underwear drawers! Same

My underwear drawer as well as my wardrobe are both unorganized chaos.

Like my brain.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

My underwear drawer as well as my wardrobe are both unorganized chaos.

Like my brain.

That's why I take drugs now.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's why I take drugs now.

To each their own…


I keep telling myself it’s normal to be a vestibule of chaotic energy

 

[crazychemgirl]

Because we seem to be on a dildo kick lately

 

[Silver_Arrow]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Because we seem to be on a dildo kick lately

Same energy:

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well fuck this Monday.

 

[Qky75]

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve done with your bestie while out drinking?

At a concert with my best friend to see my son play his first A list act. I was on beer 7ish...when my eyes started floating. I was thankful for the short line to the urinal at the concert. I was relieved but shocked at the volume of output. The man next to me says....now let's just stop there a moment. A man. Standing next to me - another man - both at the urinal....this is a eyes forward no socializing zone. ..so this man next to me says, "boy either you're making a lot of water or there's a leak." As I look down and notice I'm overshooting the top of the urinal by a good foot...I just laugh and say, "yeah I mean I had a lot of beer but thats ridiculous " o
..m...g

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m so glad my fucked up thoughts lead to someone else’s joy ..?

Oh, they always do!

 

[UnquietDreams]

^5 for neatly-filed underwear drawers! Same

Well, mine is...now.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Well, mine is...now.

Moar ^5s!

 

[crazychemgirl]

What was the last thing you googled where you were pleasantly surprised by the results?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Because we seem to be on a dildo kick lately

Well, if I can find them at Dollar General, I'm in.

 

[Qky75]

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What was the last thing you googled where you were pleasantly surprised by the results?

Xnxx.....ermm.....I mean quadratic equations

 

[Wand3rlust]

My underwear drawer as well as my wardrobe are both unorganized chaos.

Like my brain.

I wish mine was organised.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

From now on I'm calling my reproductive bits "POTUS" and "SCROTUS."

Giving you full credit, of course!

Update: My wife is not nearly as enthusiastic about this new nomenclature as I am.

In fact... "POTUS" and "SCROTUS" might even be a hindrance to us having "Congress."



... I'll see myself out.

 

[morelikeasong]