Cock Talk

[UnquietDreams]

Nah, that looks like Arby’s which is on my “hell no” list of fast food places

Me too, but I am still hungry.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Y'all acting like I didn't just set that whole thing up

#Putty

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nah, that looks like Arby’s which is on my “hell no” list of fast food places

I'm ashamed to say that once a year my inner white trasher requires the sacrifice of a big beef & cheddar and curly fries, before I can get her to go back to her trailer to hibernate

 

[Bbl87]

I'm ashamed to say that once a year my inner white trasher requires the sacrifice of a big beef & cheddar and curly fries, before I can get her to go back to her trailer to hibernate

So, I'm pretty sure you just called me white trash for liking Arby's.

But the shoe probably does fit.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm ashamed to say that once a year my inner white trasher requires the sacrifice of a big beef & cheddar and curly fries, before I can get her to go back to her trailer to hibernate

Oh, their curly fries are so good! And their turnovers before they got rid of them. It’s the sandwiches I can’t stomach.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Speaking of The Wetlands, I was considering reversing the questions until I realized the results are pretty obvious.

99.9% of all guys everywhere want to see two women together.
A majority of women have or would have sex with another woman.
A relatively small minority of women are 100% straight.

Am I wrong in this?

 

[hotwords229_A]

My stance became more solid.

Really? I group of hot, sexy, horny women want a show and you would deprive them.
For shame!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sit down.
You obviously need an anatomy lesson. The perineum, whist in close proximity to the vulva and vagina is definitely its own geographic region.

I like lessons. Just saying. Learning stuff rules.

 

[Ricardus]

Sounds like baby-talk. If my spouse ever referred to my lady-bits as a "wagina", I would light our bed on fire.

Tell that to a Roman soldier who needs somewhere to put his sword!

 

[Ricardus]

Limited time only

With your glorious meaty folds you spoil us, High Commissioner.

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

Who cares how meaty they are or not? When they're flowering and dripping in their own unique sauce. My tongue and fingers are venturing into the wetlands, for an adventure of a nighttime.

I'll have to be careful, if it's a new folly being taken on a whim, I might find some unpleasant surprises, ghosts of the recent past in the beautiful quim.

Who knows what tight holes I might get to squeeze a finger in, or is it going to have a cavern that echoes a moan. A well traversed gap, that requires more of me to make the most of it in.

A true pioneer of the wetlands will know how far to go, to find the spot of groans. The wetlands will come alive, they'll flow, they'll jolt and excite.

A magic bean will appear, to climb and suck. The wetlands will becum a soggy slippery rainforest.

One that's truly fucked.

I love pussy. Yummy!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Who cares how meaty they are or not? When they're flowering and dripping in their own unique sauce. My tongue and fingers are venturing into the wetlands, for an adventure of a nighttime.

I'll have to be careful, if it's a new folly being taken on a whim, I might find some unpleasant surprises, ghosts of the recent past in the beautiful quim.

Who knows what tight holes I might get to squeeze a finger in, or is it going to have a cavern that echoes a moan. A well traversed gap, that requires more of me to make the most of it in.

A true pioneer of the wetlands will know how far to go, to find the spot of groans. The wetlands will come alive, they'll flow, they'll jolt and excite.

A magic bean will appear, to climb and suck. The wetlands will becum a soggy slippery rainforest.

One that's truly fucked.

I love pussy. Yummy!

 

[justanotherguy80]

Pussy Talk is now up and running.

Don’t leave me twisting in the wind over there. Join in and let’s celebrate pussy.

 

[deft]

Pussy Talk is now up and running.

Don’t leave me twisting in the wind over there. Join in and let’s celebrate pussy.

Yeah… just not sure a pussy discussion thread started by a man is gonna get much useful traction…

 

[Apisto42]

Speaking of The Wetlands, I was considering reversing the questions until I realized the results are pretty obvious.

99.9% of all guys everywhere want to see two women together.
A majority of women have or would have sex with another woman.
A relatively small minority of women are 100% straight.

Am I wrong in this?

From a statistical point of view, you need a better sample than the PG to form a useable set of statistics describing all women. Generally speaking male and female sexuality is on a spectrum and males are usually more likely to have a bell curve that is skewed to encompass more dude on dude action than a similar curve of women who are open to sharing tacos.

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

Pussy Talk is now up and running.

Don’t leave me twisting in the wind over there. Join in and let’s celebrate pussy.

Oh, where's @aussiegeekygal and her wetlands thread?

 

[Ricardus]

Sit down.
You obviously need an anatomy lesson. The perineum, whist in close proximity to the vulva and vagina is definitely its own geographic region.

Sarcographic?

 

[hotwords229_A]

From a statistical point of view, you need a better sample than the PG to form a useable set of statistics describing all women. Generally speaking male and female sexuality is on a spectrum and males are usually more likely to have a bell curve that is skewed to encompass more dude on dude action than a similar curve of women who are open to sharing tacos.

The PG?
Those statistics belong to me!

 

[hotwords229_A]

All horned up and no place to blow
https://64.media.tumblr.com/77a6a86f556bd69d446e49e828cc735c/6e91356937d3c44e-79/s540x810/76c925479bee7468349f99e53301c47a829beb2b.jpg

According to some research, a man needs to blow his wad on a regular basis to keep a happy, shiny, good-as-new prostate. But is there a female equivalent to this? Is there a specific physical benefit to a female orgasm?
How often do you need to orgasm to stay normal?
When you can’t orgasm due to circumstances, do you have a go-to method of dealing with it?
Do cold showers work?
Are your orgasms generally more intense when masturbating or having sex?
If in a sexless relationship, do you masturbate on the sly, or just go to town on yourself in the bed next to your partner?
Do you masturbate in the same position every time, or do you mix it up?
Have you ever masturbated in nature?
Are you too reliant on masturbation?

 

[hotoldrguy]

All horned up and no place to blow
https://64.media.tumblr.com/77a6a86f556bd69d446e49e828cc735c/6e91356937d3c44e-79/s540x810/76c925479bee7468349f99e53301c47a829beb2b.jpg

According to some research, a man needs to blow his wad on a regular basis to keep a happy, shiny, good-as-new prostate. But is there a female equivalent to this? Is there a specific physical benefit to a female orgasm?
How often do you need to orgasm to stay normal?
When you can’t orgasm due to circumstances, do you have a go-to method of dealing with it?
Do cold showers work?
Are your orgasms generally more intense when masturbating or having sex?
If in a sexless relationship, do you masturbate on the sly, or just go to town on yourself in the bed next to your partner?
Do you masturbate in the same position every time, or do you mix it up?
Have you ever masturbated in nature?
Are you too reliant on masturbation?

was this meant to be for the new Pussy thread?

 

[Wand3rlust]

According to some research, a man needs to blow his wad on a regular basis to keep a happy, shiny, good-as-new prostate.

what research?

But is there a female equivalent to this? Is there a specific physical benefit to a female orgasm?

not an expert. But maybe?

How often do you need to orgasm to stay normal?

define normal?

When you can’t orgasm due to circumstances, do you have a go-to method of dealing with it?

its frustrating as hell. But the next one will be epic... so.. why stress?

Do cold showers work?

*stares*

Are your orgasms generally more intense when masturbating or having sex?

i havent had sex for long time....but my memory is that mastubation works better.

If in a sexless relationship, do you masturbate on the sly, or just go to town on yourself in the bed next to your partner?

i was in a loveless, sexless marriage for over 6 years. I did both.

Do you masturbate in the same position every time, or do you mix it up?

 mainly the same position, cos lazy and i know what works. I should mix it up. Variety is the spice etc etc

Have you ever masturbated in nature?

yes.

Are you too reliant on masturbation?

At the moment, it's all I have. Would that change if I had a partner? I dont know. I'd hope so. Would I stop mastubation? Never. It's too fun..

 

[Wand3rlust]

was this meant to be for the new Pussy thread?

No. They have to make their own conversations

 

[hotoldrguy]

just seemed like an odd set of questions for cock talk
I do appreciate your answers though

 

[Ricardus]

I guess I should do this!

Guys:
Have you ever sucked a cock? If so, what was the circumstance?

No.

Do you want to blow a dick, or ever at least considered it?

No.

Do you trust your partner enough to talk to her about it, or will it be a deal crusher?

I'm single, but it's just so far from anything I can imagine having to discuss that it's not really meaningful for me to answer, even hypothetically.

Do you feel the same about sucking a dick today as when you were (let’s say) in your twenties?

Yes.

Is your desire to suck a dick out of pure curiosity, or do you want to do it with your partner?

Not applicable.

Have you ever sucked, or tried to suck, your own cock?

It has always been clear to me that that wasn't feasible

I was interested to read what someone else said about the primary sensation being of having something in your mouth, rather than of having your cock in a mouth. It sounds like the difference in those experiences is noticeably greater than the difference between the feel of your own hand and someone else's hand.

How sexually open minded are you, in your opinion? What would others say?

I have clear limits, but I'd say there's quite a wide range of things that I enjoy and that fascinate and intrigue me within those limits.

As to others, that would depend on how they knew me. I am a fairly private person on the whole, and that's not a side of myself I generally share with others I'm not intimate with. Someone who did know me in an intimate way, I guess, would likely say pretty much what I just did, since she'd have reason to know.

What do you want to know about guy on guy?

Nothing in particular.

 

[hotwords229_A]

was this meant to be for the new Pussy thread?

Nope.

what research?

My hand told me it was true.

just seemed like an odd set of questions for cock talk
I do appreciate your answers though

Cocks need stroking too!