Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

*snip* city with the mall with the cum-scented trees in the parking lot

 

[dawn_of_night]

pspspspspspsps

I saw this bumper sticker this morning!???!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It’s not a body part, per se, but freckles totally do it for me. Face . Shoulders . Chest .

Nature’s tats.

I used to HATE my freckles

Don't. A girl without freckles is like a night without stars...

I may have a few freckles visible in the pic linked above

 

[UnquietDreams]

I may have a few freckles visible in the pic linked above

Oh, I know you do. I have...er...noticed them before.

 

[Bbl87]

Thread 'hot ladies with tats'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/hot-ladies-with-tats.1008403/

I've always said I could give or take tattoos. I think well done ones are awesome, but I don't think I find anyone hotter or less hot because of them. But, my wife recently got a shoulder/quarter sleeve to cover up an old faded tat, and I gotta say it's pretty hot.

Pft…try eating spaghetti with H cups!

I think we need a demonstration. IJS

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It’s totally a thing! @OrdinaryPerson and I live in the same area code and used to frequent the same mall, and the trees in the south end of the parking lot are sperm-scented

 

[Bbl87]

It’s totally a thing! @OrdinaryPerson and I live in the same area code and used to frequent the same mall, and the trees in the south end of the parking lot are sperm-scented

That's crazy. Closest Litster I'm aware if is at least an hour or two away.

 

[SWR101]

I may have a few freckles visible in the pic linked above

I think the freckles are cute, and don’t mind the rest of the image either.

I’ll donate an O to your big day if you’ll accept it.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I think we need a demonstration. IJS

Ugh…you have no idea how many tops I’ve ruined because of having big boobs while eating!

I think the freckles are cute, and don’t mind the rest of the image either.

I’ll donate an O to your big day if you’ll accept it.

Of course!

 

[SWR101]

Ugh…you have no idea how many tops I’ve ruined because of having big boobs while eating!


Of course!

I’ll even throw in an extra pic of a cute corgi butt

 

[Bbl87]

Ugh…you have no idea how many tops I’ve ruined because of having big boobs while eating!

I tried to come up with some way to equate this and make a joke about turning something with a big dick. But I got nothin'. So I must agree, I do not know. But, I'd be happy for you to show me why!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I tried to come up with some way to equate this and make a joke about turning something with a big dick. But I got nothin'. So I must agree, I do not know. But, I'd be happy for you to show me why!

My [online ex / FFXIV hubby / on-again off-again FWB / best friend always] used to blame me for wearing out his work pants all the time when we sexted all day every day while he was at the office He also got carpal tunnel and needed surgery in BOTH wrists in the 9 months or so we were together and sexting and naked FaceTime-ing Best or worst video game waifu ever?

 

[SWR101]

My [online ex / FFXIV hubby / on-again off-again FWB / best friend always] used to blame me for wearing out his work pants all the time when we sexted all day every day while he was at the office He also got carpal tunnel and needed surgery in BOTH wrists in the months or so we were together and sexting and naked FaceTime-ing Best or worst video game waifu ever?

I’d say you were the best, wish I had a waifu who would stuff like that…

 

[UnquietDreams]

My [online ex / FFXIV hubby / on-again off-again FWB / best friend always] used to blame me for wearing out his work pants all the time when we sexted all day every day while he was at the office He also got carpal tunnel and needed surgery in BOTH wrists in the months or so we were together and sexting and naked FaceTime-ing Best or worst video game waifu ever?

Delightful...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Pft…try eating spaghetti with H cups!

Nah, I'm not that hungry. Besides, regular bowls are difficult enough.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Delightful...

I mean…except for the carpal tunnel surgery in both arms, probably?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean…except for the carpal tunnel surgery in both arms, probably?

Worth it.

 

[vagrantx]

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[crazychemgirl]

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I’m sorry babes

 

[Silver_Arrow]

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[vagrantx]

I’m sorry babes

at this pace i'm going to turn into a dumb

 

[crazychemgirl]

at this pace i'm going to turn into a dumb

I doubt you ever could.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I have had two people tell me my reading puts them to sleep (I am still not entirely sure how to take that...), and if you want I can send you something. I just want to help you, love. Sleep and I wrestle far too often.

 

[vagrantx]

I have had two people tell me my reading puts them to sleep (I am still not entirely sure how to take that...), and if you want I can send you something. I just want to help you, love. Sleep and I wrestle far too often.

Thanks, but reading doesn't help. Whether it's super interesting or a VCR manual for a machine I no longer own. It's just life by now.

I doubt you ever could.

Vocabulary... failing, going, words becoming... simpler.... must. drink. monster energy.