Cock Talk

[aussiegeekygal]

Narcissists?

Probably

 

[Endless_Night]

What did I miss?
Every mirror in my house has writing on it. We leave whiteboard markers next to them with the expectation we'll write on them. Windows too. We're mad fuckingscientists up in here.

Omg.

I DO THIS TOO

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?
Yes. I have a massive mirror next to my bed that is very useful for biofeedback purposes

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?
The one next to my bed

But not this. Or this.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

They’re not all my handheld mirrors. One of them is. The others are my wife’s. Also, I just realized that there are an additional 7 mirrors I forgot about. I counted as I walked in to my bedroom.

Let me tell you… if you’re a vampire, you’re secret is not safe in Lord Pmann’s Manor.

Dear Jizzus, the Pmann’s really love looking at themselves, don’t they?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear Jizzus, the Pmann’s really love looking at themselves, don’t they?

God, I'm seeing a pattern here

 

[ImpishSeraph]

This one is a lot easier to follow than your cum talk. Jus' sayin'

 

[LadyLascivious1]

How so most of you only have four mirrors total?!
I'm sitting in my bathroom looking at 4 of them just in here.. I'm like pmann; mirrors EVERYWHERE

I have never really gotten into mirrors. But I’m that way with art so I can’t really cast stones. If you asked how much art I have hanging up in my house, it would require multiple passes for me to get the correct tally or even close to it. Then people would rightly question if I was running a private gallery

I love mirrors.

I admit I’ve been tempted by a number of mirrors with really cool frames. I suspect it’s because it seems like art to me

 

[LadyLascivious1]

God, I'm seeing a pattern here

Somehow using 14 for sex and science seems much more palatable than 24 PLUS 5 hand mirrors

But I think it was the comment about groups of three that did me in, @Lord Pmann. I had visions of awful 80s triptych mirror art and women fixing their wet and wild blue eye shadow and big hair in them as they walked past

 

[Endless_Night]

But I think it was the comment about groups of three that did me in, @Lord Pmann. I had visions of awful 80s triptych mirror art and women fixing their wet and wild blue eye shadow and big hair in them as they walked past

You're saying the P mansion is decorated like an 80's house?!?!

Egad.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You're saying the P mansion is decorated like an 80's house?!?!

Egad.

I can totally see this.
Trump chic

 

[hotwords229_A]

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?
14 hanging on walls or doors. I love mirrors.

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?
Yes. I have a massive mirror next to my bed that is very useful for biofeedback purposes

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?
Yes

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?
I don't. I should though, yes.

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?
I feel like the side of the car lies a lot. I buy good quality honest mirrors. I have had cheap ones that were warped before. It did my head in.

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?
The one next to my bed

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?
Yes. Four of them, but I usually use the full length one.

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?
Yes

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?
No. Unless you're referring my reflection as a monster.. And then; how dare you?!

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?
Never had
Never will. The thoughts of that thing coming crashing down and slicing me open are stronger than my kinky desires.

What did I miss?
Every mirror in my house has writing on it. We leave whiteboard markers next to them with the expectation we'll write on them. Windows too. We're mad fuckingscientists up in here.

I have that same toothbrush, but mine is all white. I got it recently and I really like it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?
4 counting the medicine cabinet.

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?
I did masturbate at least once. It happened to be the first time I came which shocked the hell out of me and I almost knocked the mirror over.

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?
I’ve seen worse.

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?
Yes, I do.

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?
The bathroom medicine cabinet mirror has a light next to it on the wall and when I turn that one on I see horrible things on my face that don’t seem to be there in the other mirrors.
I only use that light when there is a problem.

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?
My office. For no other reason than that wall was empty and that’s what I had to hang there.

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?
Nope.

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?
No, but if I do put a real mirror in the bathroom I would make sure I could see myself in the shower. Why? I have no idea.

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?
I’ve been waiting for this to happen my whole life and I can’t tell if I'm relieved or disappointed when it never happens.

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?
No. But like Aussie said I would imagine it falling on me and that would bother me.

What did I miss?

Have you ever broken a mirror while masturbating, thus getting seven years of bad fucks?

Almost, but thankfully not.

Do you talk to your mirrors? Do they talk back?

I have been known to do a Sean Connery or Bela Lugosi to that sexy guy in the mirror.

What do you do in front of the mirror that you’d be embarrassed if you were caught?

See above.

Have I ever cum on a mirror? No.

No. But now that you mention it . . .

Every mirror in my house has writing on it. We leave whiteboard markers next to them with the expectation we'll write on them. Windows too. We're mad fuckingscientists up in here.

I would draw penises on all of them so when you look in the mirror you have a dickface.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have that same toothbrush, but mine is all white. I got it recently and I really like it.

I love the toothbrush itself, but that silver stuff is starting to flake off and it's driving me fucking nuts.
I'm getting glittered brushing my god damned teeth.
I'm not okay

 

[hotwords229_A]

I love the toothbrush itself, but that silver stuff is starting to flake off and it's driving me fucking nuts.
I'm getting glittered brushing my god damned teeth.
I'm not okay

In some cultures that a sign of dying from poisoning.
Maybe you need a new brush!

 

[Endless_Night]

I have that same toothbrush, but mine is all white. I got it recently and I really like it.

I love the toothbrush itself, but that silver stuff is starting to flake off and it's driving me fucking nuts.

I just spent five minutes trying to figure out what toothbrush you two were talking about.

It's been a long day.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

In some cultures that a sign of dying from poisoning.
Maybe you need a new brush!

But it still works...

 

[hotwords229_A]

But it still works...

I know. I have trouble throwing things out too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I know. I have trouble throwing things out too.

There's probably a metaphor there someplace, but I am in no mood to find it...

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm short on time this morning so I'll need to just do a generic post to all those making fun of my mirrors...

Fuck all yall.

The end.

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

Careful, while he fucking you he’ll be watching in all his mirrors.

 

[Cogan]

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who looks sexier than y’all?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3333a5876a6894ed7c468f4ab498bc75/9256be0ead5fe027-a5/s400x600/a3cd041bcda488c9f534217d79f5ee43377df482.gif

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?

8.

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?

Yes I have on both. It's been a while though.

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?

Most days yes.

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?

No and no.

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?

No.

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?

In the bathroom.

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?

Yes.It's posted some were here on Lit.

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?

No.

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?

No, but now that you've mentioned it......

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?

No, but a hotel once had wardrobe doors along the bed with mirrors from floor to ceiling. That gave us a sexy view!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yes.It's posted some were here on Lit.

Nice!

 

[SixShooter14]

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who looks sexier than y’all?


How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?

4 or 5? I'm not counting

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?

yes and yes, would like to again

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?

75% of the time

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?

nah.... I do the "kachow" LMAO....haha, not really.

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?

what?

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?

both are in the bedroom Tall narrow one and a big round one

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?

yes? probably have.

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?

yep

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?

nah, he's laying down outside the door waiting on me

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?

no? I don't think so.

What did I miss?

mirror headboards? mirror top coffee table?

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

Just curious. One of the more erotic videos I have seen lately was a naked couple standing in front of a mirror. She stood to the side and gave him a hand job, he shot onto the mirror. Anyone here ever do that?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who looks sexier than y’all?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3333a5876a6894ed7c468f4ab498bc75/9256be0ead5fe027-a5/s400x600/a3cd041bcda488c9f534217d79f5ee43377df482.gif

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?

8

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?

I do not regularly masturbate in front of a mirror. I have been in a hotel room and been bent over a counter looking at myself and my partner. That was pretty hot. Especially since I am self conscious and he held me by my neck and wouldn’t let me look away.

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?

Yep. There are parts that I’m not fond of, but the whole? Fuck yes.

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?

Nope, but now I will lol

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?

No, but at work there is a lighted mirror that has the ring light effect. I don’t take pics with it because I feel like I’m cheating.

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?

My office

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?

Yes

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?

Nope

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?

Hahaha, nope. My bathroom is small enough I’ll be feeling a monster before I see him

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?

Yes. I actually know several people who have mirrors over the bed.

The Fall of the House of Usher has a scene that makes me never want that.

What did I miss?

Mmmm. There was a movement in the 90’s to “get to know your vagina” have you ever seen Fried Green Tomatoes. Have you ever looked at your bits up close with a mirror?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Mmmm. There was a movement in the 90’s to “get to know your vagina” have you ever seen Fried Green Tomatoes. Have you ever looked at your bits up close with a mirror?

I haven’t seen that movie, but there’s a similar scene in Sex & the City. I absolutely have looked at all my bits up close in a mirror. And camera