Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?
Two. A full length in the bathroom and one of those lighted, round, hand mirrors.

(There will more later. In the middle of renovation.)

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?
Ummm. In no way was this question meant for me.

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?
To bust a *girl* stereotype, I don't look at myself much. A quick clothes check if I'm going out, or lighted mirror for facial ablutions and such.

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?
Omg. Guys do that?

One misses out on so much having only sisters.

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?
Nope.

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?
The full length is in the bathroom.

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?
Does an "only wearing a bra in the bathroom mirror" selfie count? If so, yes. Otherwise, nada.

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?
Nope.

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?
I am always expecting monsters, medicine cabinet mirrors or not!

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?
I knew a girl who dated a guy with the entire ceiling above his bed mirrored. I tend to associate that with creepy, because he was creepy. You know, the type that always wanted to pat you or sit by you or whatever when his girlfriend was out of the room.

What did I miss?
Do you talk to your mirrors? Do they talk back?

(I had a conversation about Snow White recently. )

 

[hotwords229_A]

Omg. Guys do that?

One misses out on so much having only sisters.

I’m sure some guys do laserblast sound effects. We probably don’t all do echoing lever action rifles, but that sound seems to suit biceps best.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m sure some guys do laserblast sound effects. We probably don’t all do echoing lever action rifles, but that sound seems to suit biceps best.

Yeah, more the "bang bang" than the echoing rifles. Echoing rifles takes too much work.

 

[Bry1313]

Well I was thinking it would turn crusty no matter what you do unless it’s preserved like they do with blood…

Then to get it to be drinkable you’d have to heat it up .., but also so it most resembles the state it came out in. Remember? HOT boner lava

I would think heating up cum would just dry it out more, not remoisturize it.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who looks sexier than y’all?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3333a5876a6894ed7c468f4ab498bc75/9256be0ead5fe027-a5/s400x600/a3cd041bcda488c9f534217d79f5ee43377df482.gif

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?

7 - one in each bathroom except the master that has two, one in the front hall, one on my closet door.

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?

No to the first. I’ve had sex in front of a mirror in the past, but not at my house.

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?

Sometimes. I don’t give it too much thought.

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects?

I don’t do either

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?

No

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?

Front hall entryway bench

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?

Yep, and various levels of undress

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?

Nope

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?

It’s never occurred to me once

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?

My grandma She bought the place like that. It wasn’t just over the ceiling either. The bed was recessed into the wall a couple of feet and all of it was mirrored. As a kid I thought it was really fun. As an adult it was mildly horrifying.

What did I miss?

What do you do in front of the mirror that you’d be embarrassed if you were caught?

 

[Bry1313]

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?

I will not do homework for Lif

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?

I have, but it’s not a regular activity

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?

Am I alive and well? Yes, I like me

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?

Do you have a camera in my house?

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?

They are all lying, I don’t look 30 with a washboard anymore in them.

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?
Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?

Maybe

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?

No

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?

I see me, it’s the same thing

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?

Not me but I’ve seen it

What did I miss?

Hotwords, we are engaged in a battle for our nation’s very soul
Can you get us out of the mess we’re in?

Aaa-ooo!

Hamilton’s new financial plan is nothing less
Than government control
I’ve been fighting for the South alone
Where have you been?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?

4. Living room, bathroom, bedroom, makeup mirror.

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?

Oh god no

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?

Nope. Hello body dysmorphia. I'm better than I was but I still try to avoid my reflection as much as possible.

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?

I never have but I definitely will now.

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?

They're all about the same I think.

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?

Living room so it reflects more light.

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?

No. It's not big enough for my full body. I've taken topless mirror selfies before.

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?

If I pull the curtain I could. But I don't.

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?

I am now!
I actually have a fear of catching my reflection in the dark. Lots of panicked runs from light switch to bed when I was younger.

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?

I have not. Sounds awful

 

[Wand3rlust]

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?

9

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?

nope.and not on purpose. Mirrored wardrobes are a thing. It happens.

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?

very rarely.

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?

what's a bicep?

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?

they are all lying bastards.

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?

 hallway

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?

yep. It was steamy.

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?

nope.

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?

candyman, candyman, candyma........

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?

no.

What did I miss?

I flashed my boobs in the middle of typing this.

4. One in each bathroom, one on my Grandmother's hutch in the living room. And a hand mirror.

Why does your grandmother have a hutch? Was she a rabbit? Guinea pig?

 

[hotwords229_A]

It’s never occurred to me once

Have you never seen movies?

I flashed my boobs in the middle of typing this.

But did you finish typing with your nipples? Because that’s the only way it counts.

 

[Apisto42]

That is the post that makes you want to be here more?!!!

Because there are so many things wrong with OP’s post. It’s just funny. I needed a laugh.

*Races back to delete my pictures before he realizes there are some*

I’ve done told you to pm those. You know I’ll never see them otherwise.

Fucking women, you have to tell them shit multiple times.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I flashed my boobs in the middle of typing this.

I am impressed that you can type and flash at the same time. You are an impressive woman.

Why does your grandmother have a hutch? Was she a rabbit? Guinea pig?

Yes. It is a part of my family history I haven't told you yet. My grandmother was a hamster, and my grandfather smelled of elderberries.

No, it is a china hutch, though I have no china. It currently houses a sculpture from my sister and a peace pipe from my biological grandfather. There is a mirror over it, but it shows me, and no one wants to see that.

There is a mirror in it as well, so that would technically make five mirrors in the house.

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[Apisto42]

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who looks sexier than y’all?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3333a5876a6894ed7c468f4ab498bc75/9256be0ead5fe027-a5/s400x600/a3cd041bcda488c9f534217d79f5ee43377df482.gif

That’s sexier than what I usually see in the mirror. Fucking A.

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?

A lot. I only count when I’m getting paid.

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?

Yes. Both.

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?

Pretty much. There’s some flaws around the middle, but it’s being worked on. -20 lbs this year so far.

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?

Who doesn’t? I like my arms. Sometimes instead of gun shots I do a little bop with them.

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?

Nah, they’re all honest. Fuckers.

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?

Master bath? It’s the widest. So that way I can stand side wise while hard and get the whole picture…

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?

Isn’t that what mirrors are for?

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?

No. But the bath if I stand up.

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?

Only when it’s dark. Always ready with the shampoo in that case. Freddy probably would be unhappy with Sauve in his eyes.

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?

Nope. Stayed in a hotel once that had a great mirror next to the bed. We looked pretty awesome in it when she was riding me.

What did I miss?

FYI if I only have time to check one thread, it’s this one dude.

 

[Apisto42]

yep. It was steamy.

you get a chuckle for that one.

I flashed my boobs in the middle of typing this.

Lucky fucker that saw that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That’s sexier than what I usually see in the mirror. Fucking A.

I specifically chose an image with boobies in it just for you.
Seriously, I did.

 

[Apisto42]

I specifically chose an image with boobies in it just for you.
Seriously, I did.

Did you say a little spell too?

“Boobies, boobies, just bring Apisto to the posties.”

It’s a shitty rhythm, but apparently worked!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who looks sexier than y’all?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3333a5876a6894ed7c468f4ab498bc75/9256be0ead5fe027-a5/s400x600/a3cd041bcda488c9f534217d79f5ee43377df482.gif

I don’t know how she is, but she’s very cool.

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?

17. But some of them are in sets of three. So one might say 11. But it’s technically 17. If you consider handheld ones, add another 5 or so.

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?

Yes. I like doggystyle in the mirror. Boobs reach their maximum potential in that position. Plus, the swaying back and forth is hypnotic, like a lava lamp.

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?

I’m fine with it. There could be a little more of this and a little less of that. But I’m happy with how I look.

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?

I do not do this.

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?

Nope.

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?

Dining room.

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?

Yes.

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?

Yes.

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?

I don’t have any fear of monsters.

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?

I’ve never heard this being a real thing. It would be cool.

What did I miss?

Have I ever cum on a mirror? No.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh god no

See? I'm not the only one that doesn't do *things* in front of mirrors.

*solidarity chest bump*

Why does your grandmother have a hutch? Was she a rabbit? Guinea pig?

I laughed.

Fucking women, you have to tell them shit multiple times.

Sooooooo Ruuuuude!!!

*flips hair*

 

[Endless_Night]

I have to say, I was a smidge trepidatious where this question set might lead . . . .

But, on the whole, it hasn't been too bad.

Or course, now that's been said something terrible will happen.

17. But some of them are in sets of three. So one might say 11. But it’s technically 17. If you consider handheld ones, add another 5 or so.

Lordy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Lordy.

They’re not all my handheld mirrors. One of them is. The others are my wife’s. Also, I just realized that there are an additional 7 mirrors I forgot about. I counted as I walked in to my bedroom.

Let me tell you… if you’re a vampire, you’re secret is not safe in Lord Pmann’s Manor.

 

[morelikeasong]

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?

8, I think. Not counting small handheld or in a compact.

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?

I have done both

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?

Rarely

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?

I can’t remember the last time I flexed my bicep in a mirror… but, yes, you should

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?

I don’t think so? I don’t pay a lot of attention. Though I do think I have one mirror that I favor the most. I don’t use it the most, I just tend to be happier with that one.

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?

In my bedroom

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?

Fully nude? I think only once or twice in my life. Partially nude, lots

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?

Yes, if my glass isn’t too foggy

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?

No medicine cabinet but at my mom’s house, yes. I always expect a murderer behind me.

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?

I don’t but I posted a photo of one the other day in my thread and said I wanted one

What did I miss?

 

[Endless_Night]

They’re not all my handheld mirrors. One of them is. The others are my wife’s. Also, I just realized that there are an additional 7 mirrors I forgot about. I counted as I walked in to my bedroom.

That is . . . a truly boggling amount of mirrors. My question is, who is the preener?

I suspect it is you.

Let me tell you… if you’re a vampire, you’re secret is not safe in Lord Pmann’s Manor.

Noted.

I say this as a creature of the night.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How so most of you only have four mirrors total?!
I'm sitting in my bathroom looking at 4 of them just in here.. I'm like pmann; mirrors EVERYWHERE

 

[Endless_Night]

How so most of you only have four mirrors total?!
I'm sitting in my bathroom looking at 4 of them just in here.. I'm like pmann; mirrors EVERYWHERE

Narcissists?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who looks sexier than y’all?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3333a5876a6894ed7c468f4ab498bc75/9256be0ead5fe027-a5/s400x600/a3cd041bcda488c9f534217d79f5ee43377df482.gif

I wish my O face was that hot!

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?

10 total, 11 if you include my make up mirror

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?

Never masterbated in front of a mirror, I'm to happily in my own head to give a care what I look like. Sex, however, several times. It can be hot, depending on your position

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?

Sure, this body has served me well, done some amazing things. The flaws are a testament to a life well lived.

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?

Nope, I go for laser sounds, pew-pew!

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?

No, they're all.pretty honest

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?

My bedroom

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?

Kind of? Various states of undress, but not a fully naked-as-the-day-I-was-born pic, yet.

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?

No, and I'm glad for it. If I could, I would have gotten obscured glass

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?

No, but now I am. Thanks a lot!

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?

I stayed in a cheap motel once that had mirrored tiles on the ceiling. It was more creepy than anything.

What did I miss?

Nothing?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How many mirrors do you have in your house (go count, we’ll wait)?
14 hanging on walls or doors. I love mirrors.

Do you masturbate or have sex in front of a mirror (have you)?
Yes. I have a massive mirror next to my bed that is very useful for biofeedback purposes

When you see yourself in the mirror do you like what you see?
Yes

When you flex your bicep in the mirror do you make old-timey-rifle-gunshots-in-a-canyon sound effects? Shouldn’t you?
I don't. I should though, yes.

Do you have an honest mirror and a lying one (Perhaps based on lighting)? Which do you use more?
I feel like the side of the car lies a lot. I buy good quality honest mirrors. I have had cheap ones that were warped before. It did my head in.

Where is the biggest mirror in your house?
The one next to my bed

Have you sent a “naked in the bathroom mirror” selfie?
Yes. Four of them, but I usually use the full length one.

Can you see yourself in the shower in your bathroom mirror?
Yes

When you close your medicine cabinet mirror are you always expecting a monster to be standing behind you like in the movies?
No. Unless you're referring my reflection as a monster.. And then; how dare you?!

Do you have, or have you ever known someone who has, a mirror on the ceiling over the bed?
Never had
Never will. The thoughts of that thing coming crashing down and slicing me open are stronger than my kinky desires.

What did I miss?
Every mirror in my house has writing on it. We leave whiteboard markers next to them with the expectation we'll write on them. Windows too. We're mad fuckingscientists up in here.