Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Campaigning for biggest balls for 6000 already?

That's just a side effect of the vasectomy.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That's just a side effect of the vasectomy.

Hm.... I think they did the vasectomy wrong

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I'm really irritated, but this room makes me laugh. Thanks!

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm really irritated, but this room makes me laugh. Thanks!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/JrX0ujymibkAAAAd/cray-cray-is-the-way-we-roll-sonja-morgan.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

So... monkey chuckers! Okay, that works!

I do know what you meant... but where is the fun in just going with the flow?

AF AVATAR ALERT!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Campaigning for biggest balls for 6000 already?

No that will not be a category in the 6000

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hm.... I think they did the vasectomy wrong

No, it's a thing. Swimmers never get released.

 

[BrendaBear]

No that will not be a category in the 6000

So it's going to be biggest tits?

Oh Oh Oh! Smallest tits? I got this if that's the category...

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, it's a thing. Swimmers never get released.

Now I’m imagining a blockage and your balls getting huge and busting open like that scene from “slither”

IYKYK

 

[crazychemgirl]

Watch at your own risk.

 

[BrendaBear]

No, it's a thing. Swimmers never get released.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Q9Ij3Ee0r0AAAAAC/what.gif

 

[Secretintoelderly]

No, it's a thing. Swimmers never get released.

Must hurt like hell... the pressure.. ugh

 

[BrendaBear]

Must hurt like hell... the pressure.. ugh

Right???

So if we all do a bunch of sexy, seductive dances around him will it fill up faster?

We can have a new competition! Who can cause that dude to explode sooner!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok shenanigang… what do you think?

 

[Secretintoelderly]

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Ok shenanigang… what do you think?

Definately 4

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Right???

So if we all do a bunch of sexy, seductive dances around him will it fill up faster?

We can have a new competition! Who can cause that dude to explode sooner!!!

As long as I dont have to watch the exploding part... all fine by me!

 

[BrendaBear]

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Ok shenanigang… what do you think?

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*I felt I really needed a space nerd response here*

 

[crazychemgirl]

Definately 4

I say 8

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m also counting each chugga-chugga as 2

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I’m also counting each chugga-chugga as 2

no no, that's just wrong

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I say 8

Oh wait... ur right, If you count m as 2! Sorry for my earlier comment

 

[crazychemgirl]

no no, that's just wrong

But it’s accurate

 

[crazychemgirl]

Imagine my surprise.

Did you all know @crazychemgirl was in a movie?

**takes your award back

 

[MindYaBitness]

My votes are definitely for sale but you're going to have to up your game. #Ionlyhaveeyes4Miz

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Who else here would let me “kidnap” them?

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You are never ON the menu … you SHARE the menu.

So, is he one the peoples we can't eat after the apocalypse? Noted!

I will burn this place to the ground if we post 900 pages in 3 weeks

I can help you make it look like an accident
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Challenge accepted. Lol, but really. I should actually try to get some work done...

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[Secretintoelderly]

But it’s accurate

Indeed... very!