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[coffeelover5]

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Just beautiful!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I've had some frightening wipe outs in the water where I couldn't tell up from down. Takes a lot of effort to just take a moment and not panic.

I'm never around to see the good things though. Your rescuer is lucky.

Unfortunately he froze and just stared

 

[Dudeqwe]

Unfortunately he froze and just stared

I’m pretty sure that’s what the rescuer handbook says to do in that situation. My copy says so, anyway.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I’m pretty sure that’s what the rescuer handbook says to do in that situation. My copy says so, anyway.

If it ever happens to you, stop and ask if she's ok.

 

[Dudeqwe]

If it ever happens to you, stop and ask if she's ok.

I’ll do my best to remember, but…you know…naked lady.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I’ll do my best to remember, but…you know…naked lady.

So are you saying that he probably liked what he saw, even though he stopped dead in his tracks?

 

[Dudeqwe]

Absolutely. I can’t speak for everyone, but I have a boner, movement is lessened.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So are you saying that he probably liked what he saw, even though he stopped dead in his tracks?

That's exactly what happened. He was stunned and wanted to soak it all in.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Well I wouldn't have guessed that the way he stopped, stared and looked surprised, then immediately turned to grab my hat without saying a word!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well I wouldn't have guessed that the way he stopped, stared and looked surprised, then immediately turned to grab my hat without saying a word!

The blood probably left his brain and went down to dick.

 

[Artfan2]

Well I wouldn't have guessed that the way he stopped, stared and looked surprised, then immediately turned to grab my hat without saying a word!

The blood probably left his brain and went down to dick.

Did you look down at his trunks for telltale signs?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Did you look down at his trunks for telltale signs?

No, damnit. I was too tumbled and dizzy trying not to fall back down. I should have. I thought about that later

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

No, damnit. I was too tumbled and dizzy trying not to fall back down. I should have. I thought about that later

Just glad you're okay and you didn't hit your head or anything.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I'm sure I did, as well as my back legs and arms. I'm sore today lol. I'm about to go back out though.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm sure I did as well as my back legs and arms. I'm sore today lol. I'm about to go back out.

If you wipe out again and lose clothing, be sure to take a candid selfie before replacing your clothes and post it here. For posterity, of course.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

If you wipe out again and lose clothing, be sure to take a candid selfie before replacing your clothes and post it here. For posterity, of course.

I don't carry my phone when I'm out there and my group was up the beach a ways. I had drifted down while riding waves. they would have taken pictures

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I don't carry my phone when I'm out there and my group was up the beach a ways. I had drifted down while riding waves. they would have taken pictures

Mind those rip currents! Apparently, they also rip of luscious ladies' clothes.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Mind those rip currents! Apparently, they also rip of luscious ladies' clothes.

Fingers crossed

 

[ImpishSeraph]

So yesterday was a no go. I wasn't able to boogie board my last day of vaca. I caught one and was so sore from my wipeout the day before that I had to hang it up for the remainder of the day. I feel where the bruises will be today. No accidental nude exposures. Alas we are home now, but what a vacation!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So yesterday was a no go. I wasn't able to boogie board my last day of vaca. I caught one and was so sore from my wipeout the day before that I had to hang it up for the remainder of the day. I feel where the bruises will be today. No accidental nude exposures. Alas we are home now, but what a vacation!

Sounds like fun, regardless!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Just beautiful!

Not sure that I said thanks, so thank you

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Sounds like fun, regardless!

I had a great time. The family are all pranksters and kids running free pranking as well. It was a lot of laughs and great fun. We had a shrimp boil the last night. It was great. 4 of us have birthdays around now, so there was a cake the last night and two of them started a frosting fight. Too much fun. I could live on the beach.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

 

[bashfull]

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Gorgeous sunset

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Unfortunately he froze and just stared

Hello trouble lol