Sex & Shenanigans


If this song doesn’t put you in the happy place and make you wanna bop and sing …


Then I fear you may have no soul.
"Elvis is in everybody out there
Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis
The Anti-Elvis
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em
Lemme tell ya ...
Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him."
 
I mean, seriously. Pronounce the fucking "t," you assholes!

What sort of amateur night at the Apollo is this??

..pronounce the t..so what people can think we're Americans?
Thought of you as soon as I read that 🤣 Won’t make that mistake again!

Try working in a library. If you aren't a nerd, what are you even doing there?

My other career should have been librarian.
I would make an excellent librarian. My chignon-twisting skills are elite 😋

Does anyone remember the Twitter saga of the guy whose brother-in-law accidentally ordered a truckload of rice and was trying to send it back before his wife got home and murdered him? 😅
 
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