FormerAllStar2
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Hey y’all I’m not new here and just wanted to say hi to the people of all ages here I believe y'all know how to take care of middle aged gentlemen
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HEY BABY.Hey y’all I’m not new here and just wanted to say hi to the people of all ages here I believe y'all know how to take care of middle aged gentlemen
Lies … they always come back here cuz we’re ALL creepy.Don't worry, they always come back here, cause I'm creepy.
Have all the bribe checks cleared the bank yet?Uhm… I usually go about a week or so to give everyone a chance to submit.
Then I need time to tally it all up and do up the awards …
So sometime next week?
Hey y’all I’m not new here and just wanted to say hi to the people of all ages here I believe y'all know how to take care of middle aged gentlemen
I might have time tomorrow maybe …Have all the bribe checks cleared the bank yet?![]()
Are you trying to seduce me?!
Are you trying to seduce me?!
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I've always wanted to seduce my younger self.Are you trying to seduce me?!
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Ever read Heinlein's " '—All You Zombies—' "? (Yes, the punctuation is wonky, but so was his title).I've always wanted to seduce my younger self.
I would enjoy size from. 2-20! I appreciate them all.Plus size girlies or no? Like size 18!
Well see…when a person loves a person with a penis very very much, sometimes, in special private time…I’m not at all sure what is happening there.
You make it feel so specialI might have time tomorrow maybe …
Or Wednesday…
Or whenever the fuck I feel like it.
...half of their face will fly off and Bullets of Love will fly from their penis. Or nose, in this animation. I am not really sure.Well see…when a person loves a person with a penis very very much, sometimes, in special private time…
We called it "a special hug"Well see…when a person loves a person with a penis very very much, sometimes, in special private time…
We called it "a special hug"
the past tense and presumably non-royal “we” here is…interestingWe called it "a special hug"
The thing is, we were always pretty open about sex & sexuality. I didn't grow up in a home that made it weird, and I wanted that for my kids as well. So we always had age appropriate books about our bodies, how they change, how babies are made, etc.the past tense and presumably non-royal “we” here is…interesting
Isn't that fun? We were having a family meeting at a donut shop, my ex, my 18-year old daughter, and I. We were talking about my ex's jobs and I said "you've been a high school teacher, a nurse, and a college professor. If you become a librarian, I know you are just working your way through my fetishes." The kid turned all shades of red. Welcome to the adult table...The thing is, we were always pretty open about sex & sexuality. I didn't grow up in a home that made it weird, and I wanted that for my kids as well. So we always had age appropriate books about our bodies, how they change, how babies are made, etc.
However, when they're teenagers, and everything makes them cringe, we'd double down any time the opportunity arose and we'd say "when a mommy & daddy love each other very much, they give a special"I swear the eye rolls registered on seismic sensors across the region
Same sister. I think our moms were similar in some ways.The thing is, we were always pretty open about sex & sexuality. I didn't grow up in a home that made it weird, and I wanted that for my kids as well. So we always had age appropriate books about our bodies, how they change, how babies are made, etc.
However, when they're teenagers, and everything makes them cringe, we'd double down any time the opportunity arose and we'd say "when a mommy & daddy love each other very much, they give a special"I swear the eye rolls registered on seismic sensors across the region
don't dodge! Aim for the gut, and punch them with awkward facts. "Your mom still puts on that cheer leader uniform for me sometimes" Anythjng to make my kids cringe, we're like Super Twins of awkwardnessSame sister. I think our moms were similar in some ways.
But my daughter is gay and son is likely ace, I sorta dodged the detailed discussions since neither one cared about my areas of limited knowledge anyway.
My kids cringe far less than my wife. It’s not worth it usually.don't dodge! Aim for the gut, and punch them with awkward facts. "Your mom still puts on that cheer leader uniform for me sometimes" Anythjng to make my kids cringe, we're like Super Twins of awkwardness
That sucks, partners in cringe is my favorite couples activityMy kids cringe far less than my wife. It’s not worth it usually.![]()