Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you are an assassin of the undead, you are, by definition, already trying to hard.

Edge lords gonna edge…wait…

 

[Amanda330]

You can never have too many distractions in the apocalypse. Anyway, do zombies get horny?

Pretty sure they're just horny for your brains, babe...

 

[UnquietDreams]

You can never have too many distractions in the apocalypse. Anyway, do zombies get horny?

If anyone could distract a zombie, it would be her.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Pretty sure they're just horny for your brains, babe...

Well, you have that nailed as well.

 

[Ricardus]

If you are an assassin of the undead, you are, by definition, already trying to hard.

Under present circumstances, I would agree. Personally, I've never met anyone with a zombie infestation, and if I met someone who claimed to specialize in their removal, I'd suspect pretentiousness. But surely, when your environment is beset with them, then you can become an exterminator with that specialty, without being thought overly keen.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Under present circumstances, I would agree. Personally, I've never met anyone with a zombie infestation, and if I met someone who claimed to specialize in their removal, I'd suspect pretentiousness. But surely, when your environment is beset with them, then you can become an exterminator with that specialty, without being thought overly keen.

Well, if an exterminator referred to themselves as an "assassin," I would look at them askew as well.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pretty sure they're just horny for your brains, babe...

Man, if I had an orgasm for every time…oh…wait….

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, you have that nailed as well.

Ahem

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, if an exterminator referred to themselves as an "assassin," I would look at them askew as well.

Its one of things that could be totally cool and bad ass but almost always isn’t .

 

[Ricardus]

Well, if an exterminator referred to themselves as an "assassin," I would look at them askew as well.

Or askance, perhaps. But I think it depends really on whether you think she has the style to pull it off. From what I gather, it seems she may.

 

[Bbl87]

Is the recoil that bad? I've only fired one once, I think, but my memory is that the kick was less than that of the early generations of rifles that succeeded them, which we were also offered for comparison.

Anyway, my only point was that in our hypothetical apocalypse, advanced weapons are only superior as long as you're able to continue using them. I'm not suggesting you start switching to muskets now

It depends on a number of variables. The weight of the weapon, the power of the powder charge used, the weight of the actual projectile, etc.. Whether it's a modern muzzleloader or an antique flintlock/percussion cap setup could matter too.

By the by, you're probably looking at on average between .410 and 20 gauge levels. So noticable, but not bad.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ahem

What, you don't think her mind is sexy? It is sometimes hard to accept, my brother, but other people have sexy brains too, not just you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What, you don't think her mind is sexy? It is sometimes hard to accept, my brother, but other people have sexy brains too, not just you.

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But she was clearly discussing my sexy tasty brains in particular

 

[Ricardus]

It depends on a number of variables. The weight of the weapon, the power of the powder charge used, the weight of the actual projectile, etc.. Whether it's a modern muzzleloader or an antique flintlock/percussion cap setup could matter too.

By the by, you're probably looking at on average between .410 and 20 gauge levels. So noticable, but not bad.

The one I fired was from the Civil War era, and the weight was certainly a major factor in limiting the recoil.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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But she was clearly discussing my sexy tasty brains in particular

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'd like to be the zombie hooker....9mm and balls and balls of yarn... Everywhere.
Death be tangled and a hook to the place.

 

[Amanda330]

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But she was clearly discussing my sexy tasty brains in particular

If I were a zombie I'd totally be horny for your brains.... Nom nom nom.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Do you think that would be better if you weren't strikingly attractive, though, or is it simply because you're a woman?

Both

 

[Ricardus]

Both

So it starts bad and gets worse, the prettier you are? Well, I understand beauty is a burden; thank you for your service.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If I were a zombie I'd totally be horny for your brains.... Nom nom nom.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The "weekend" was long and exhausting.
Who's drinking with me?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My go-to is a Glenlivet with a single ice cube and a twist of lemon. Only, we have no lemon. And I'm really missing it. It's a very different drink without it.
Still pretty good, though.

 

[__Nathan1968]

The "weekend" was long and exhausting.
Who's drinking with me?

I started at 1:00. Went to “church”. A deconsecrated church turned brewery, actually.

 

[Amanda330]

I started at 1:00. Went to “church”. A deconsecrated church turned brewery, actually.

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Omg how fun!!

 

[Amanda330]

Mhmm.