Sex & Shenanigans

[ShaneoD]

You know, if he'd trim the shrubs a bit, his deck would look larger

I'm sure most of us here have pruned ouch trimmed a bit

 

[lavendersilk]

The caulk talk reminded me of this

That is probably one of my favorite faux commercials of all time. Even higher than Colon Blow cereal on SNL.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning Ho. Love you.
Fuckin fucker.

Good ...day. Sorry, been busy, love.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m sorry bud … would friendly boobs help?

Sorry I am late, but I come bearing friendly boobies!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I DoorDashed some bagels this morning … no regrets.

This is also why I keep some Starbucks vias in the house always

I thought you liked good coffee. I am sorry for cursing at you now. Starbucks is its own punishment.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I will die in solidarity with you

Oh thank good you figured out a solution!

I would too, but if I don't drink coffee I will cut a bitch, and they frown on that at work. Odd that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hi totally real and legitimate poster. I bet you’ll make some lucky guys very happy.

 

[Lmizzler]

We only call them that when your shower is oversized....... either that or mine has been severely neglected

Is this a euphemism

 

[ShaneoD]

Is this a euphemism

That might be an accidental two'fr

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh. So it's just my boobs you want to survive? Wow....

I have a gorgeous *brain* too.

Just to tell you, I loved you before ever I saw your boobs. Just a weird Lit affirmation.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I want a “wet” room

I had a leaky roof. Does that count?

 

[hotoldrguy]

To a bot, too. Kinky. Just wait till she (it?) sees your nine inch cock. Circuits will overload.

I thought it was 10"

 

[Nicefella]

https://voca.ro/1fXZ4usssAal

My own kind. Tyvm

 

[Bry1313]

@OrdinaryPerson know I can’t compete with @Indie but I was remembering a more tension filled era between us, and how we both owe a debt to @LadyLascivious1 for ending that era of strife so long ago

https://suno.com/song/876af2e4-d2b3-4774-b6ca-fc5393e1cc2f

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m going to ban all AI songs here in a minute. … unless yall are willing to sing them yourselves lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m going to ban all AI songs here in a minute. … unless yall are willing to sing them yourselves lol

Oh, I love you right now. I did before as well, but also now.

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh, I love you right now. I did before as well, but also now.

Dammit... **deletes UnquietDreams song**

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dammit... **deletes UnquietDreams song**

Just sing it, Purple. Love to hear you sing.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dammit... **deletes UnquietDreams song**

You can still sing it.

 

[lavendersilk]

Just sing it, Purple. Love to hear you sing.

You can still sing it.

Let me get drunk first... may be a while.

 

[positiveflirt]

I’m sorry UK peeps … but tea is the worst.

How dare you. I will not forget this.

Ps. I HAVE NOT YET FORGOTTEN

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/39yUGyeJ3ssGeD0LDD/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9523agcx4xl5v3acpmmkvqcoh9t1cc37wf0csvfh5i1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I call it the cover charge to the disconnect. 3 orgasm minimum or you're denied entry.

 

[LupineOne]

I thought it was 10"

It is. My mistake. Bad wolfie. @OrdinaryPerson I beg your forgiveness.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Let me get drunk first... may be a while.

Sing, my drunken angel of music, sing!

 

[vagrantx]

Sing, my drunken angel of music, sing!

Is Lav gonna sing??

Let me get drunk first... may be a while.

Are you going to sing??

Yay, please!!