The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[SmokingFap]

What did the horse say when it tripped

Help, I've fallen and can't giddy-up

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender looks at him and asks, "So, why the long face?"

 

[SmokingFap]

If corn oil comes from squeezing corn, and olive oil comes from squeezing olives, where does baby oil come from?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

What is the point of inflammatory remarks if they're voiced sloppily? If words count then make ALL words count!!

Precisely! One can be eloquent when cussing like a DI.


A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar. Bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"


A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. Bartender says, "out, get the fuck out!!!"


And the duck said, "put it on my bill."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

One year ago today and at about this time of day, A good fellow lay down and didn't get up again. Seems he had had enough. He was there and I was here, but while I was there, he made it a point to let me know that his horsiness thought that I'm okay for a human. I think about him every day. He was, we think, 32, which is a bit old for equines.


I feel like we have unfinished business.

 

[Wonderer67]

I’ve had a couple or three Bobcat encounters over the years. The first one was sitting on my uncles back porch having coffee. A cat walked out by his dog pens, he bred Irish Setters and the dogs were going ape-shit. As she walked off a big (I assume) male walked out snarling and growling. Hot on her trail. Never even looked twice at the dogs!

The second one was coming out of a deer stand at twilight. Walking in the dark back to camp. I heard a blood curdling screech and growl…scared? Hell yes! Never saw that kitty, which made it more unsettling!

I know there are bobcats in our part of NJ, but I’ve never heard or seen one.

That screech must’ve been scary as hell!!

My dad swore up and down (well he was a sailor after all) that he saw a bobcat on the woods near where I grew up. This would have been around 1980 and would have been very very rare.

 

[Wonderer67]

So glad to be back and trying one of the deluxe hot chocolates rather than my usual pissy tea. May I have a spoon and a napkin though please?

Damn that looks delish.

 

[Wonderer67]

One year ago today and at about this time of day, A good fellow lay down and didn't get up again. Seems he had had enough. He was there and I was here, but while I was there, he made it a point to let me know that his horsiness thought that I'm okay for a human. I think about him every day. He was, we think, 32, which is a bit old for equines.


I feel like we have unfinished business.


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I didn’t know if I should put a love or a sad emoji on this…

He was a good boy. And a good soul.

Was that calypso?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I didn’t know if I should put a love or a sad emoji on this…

He was a good boy. And a good soul.

Was that calypso?

Yes. Either is accurate. I have the feeling that he'll resurface again before too long.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Fixin' to wrap it up here shortly. Still worrying through these 2 eastern front books. Cats are calm, resting up for their 3AM house race.


Y'all play nice.

 

[Oldermom935]

Fixin' to wrap it up here shortly. Still worrying through these 2 eastern front books. Cats are calm, resting up for their 3AM house race.


Y'all play nice.

Night Wat, pleasant dreams.

 

[Missk_2022]

Sweet boy.... what a better gift for an animal than to be loved up to the end. Animals have no sense of time they just know their loved then

 

[Wonderer67]

Gnight all. Sweet dreams.

See yaz in the mornin…
-W

 

[Rj_1954]

 

[Greylag]

Toughish day today. We have a funeral for a neighbour. She was 90 but had little family so hoping there will be a few of us from the village there to see her off. She was a real character. Tough and caustic as hell but if she liked you she was great company and sharp as a tack!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Best wishes from this Yank to your neighbor and neighborhood. She sounds a bit like Dr. Tyler when she is at her crunchy best.


Happy Friday!!! Slept okay. Looks like we get spared the rain today. The grass might get cut this afternoon since it's a bit cooler. Maybe - I don't want to get irrational here since it's not to my knees yet. It's 70/91 right now, cool enough not to suck too much while doing the morning walk thing. We seem to have found a good 10K steps course. I wonder how this will work when I go back to work, but I'm not going to spend any time worrying about what hasn't happened yet.


I presume that most of you are talking to Lili. We started messaging week before last. She's in mostly good spirits and is upbeat, but she is still undergoing adjustments as you can well understand under the circumstances. She's a good soul and we miss her.


Cuppa #2 now - missing my horse some more . . . .

 

[Wonderer67]

Morning RJ!

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Toughish day today. We have a funeral for a neighbour. She was 90 but had little family so hoping there will be a few of us from the village there to see her off. She was a real character. Tough and caustic as hell but if she liked you she was great company and sharp as a tack!

I’m sorry for you and especially your neighbor’s family. Remember those wonderful moments she created.

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Best wishes from this Yank to your neighbor and neighborhood. She sounds a bit like Dr. Tyler when she is at her crunchy best.


Happy Friday!!! Slept okay. Looks like we get spared the rain today. The grass might get cut this afternoon since it's a bit cooler. Maybe - I don't want to get irrational here since it's not to my knees yet. It's 70/91 right now, cool enough not to suck too much while doing the morning walk thing. We seem to have found a good 10K steps course. I wonder how this will work when I go back to work, but I'm not going to spend any time worrying about what hasn't happened yet.


I presume that most of you are talking to Lili. We started messaging week before last. She's in mostly good spirits and is upbeat, but she is still undergoing adjustments as you can well understand under the circumstances. She's a good soul and we miss her.


Cuppa #2 now - missing my horse some more . . . .

Good morning Wat. Take it easy in the heat. On Cup 2 also.

 

[Wonderer67]

Cuppa #2 now - missing my horse some more . . . .

Mornin wat! Yeah… that horse was a good soul. Happy Friday back to ya, bud.

Toughish day today. We have a funeral for a neighbour. She was 90 but had little family so hoping there will be a few of us from the village there to see her off. She was a real character. Tough and caustic as hell but if she liked you she was great company and sharp as a tack!

Greylag - you’re a good man, through and through.