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[Wat_Tyler]

I’ve had a couple or three Bobcat encounters over the years. The first one was sitting on my uncles back porch having coffee. A cat walked out by his dog pens, he bred Irish Setters and the dogs were going ape-shit. As she walked off a big (I assume) male walked out snarling and growling. Hot on her trail. Never even looked twice at the dogs!

The second one was coming out of a deer stand at twilight. Walking in the dark back to camp. I heard a blood curdling screech and growl…scared? Hell yes! Never saw that kitty, which made it more unsettling!

I'm sure I'll get my chance when I relocate Out West. We're up to deer here in the Back East 'hood. Saw a bunny this morning - see them regularly. Raccoons and possums are regular, too. But no big cats. Yet. Probably get coyotes on or about the same time.

 

[Greylag]

Morning wonderer, Wat, B2, G, and Subdude... Have a wonderful morning. Off to work already...

Thanks OM you too

 

[Greylag]

I think everyone here has political opinions we just go to the political forums and threads. The nice thing here, it’s sort of like a neutral forum as we get to know each other without politics or religion.

I second that. I don't talk Brit politics and am not qualified to talk American politics although I have opinions on the protagonists. I just dont air them!

 

[Greylag]

You know when it is hot like this and you have boob sweat its called humidititties...... just fyi

TMI Miss K certainly for an English Gent

 

[Missk_2022]

TMI Miss K certainly for an English Gent

Right on the edge...right on the edge......

Here is a dad joke for you

What kind of shoes does a chicken wear?


Re-bok-bok-bok

Or
What is red and bad for your teeth


A brick

 

[Missk_2022]

I just told grey some jokes....hahahahaha

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Thank you, but I was aware of that. Not from personal experience.




Probably a kitteh named Bob.


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That is sure correct for both the men and women.

 

[Greylag]

Right on the edge...right on the edge......

Here is a dad joke for you

What kind of shoes does a chicken wear?


Re-bok-bok-bok

Or
What is red and bad for your teeth


A brick

What goes black white, black pink, black brown, black black

A penguin on a barbecue!

 

[Greylag]

So glad to be back and trying one of the deluxe hot chocolates rather than my usual pissy tea. May I have a spoon and a napkin though please?

 

[SmokingFap]

What's long and green and smells like Miss Piggy? Kermit's finger.

 

[Missk_2022]

So glad to be back and trying one of the deluxe hot chocolates rather than my usual pissy tea. May I have a spoon and a napkin though please?

Yum...I make homemade marshmallows... and I make chocolate ones for my hot chocolate....yum

 

[Qky75]

Tell me a joke. Any joke. I need a laugh.

 

[CuriousRick]

Yum...I make homemade marshmallows... and I make chocolate ones for my hot chocolate....yum

I have never tried homemade marshmallows

 

[CuriousRick]

I need to do this!! Lol

 

[Missk_2022]

Tell me a joke. Any joke. I need a laugh.

R.i.p water......you will be mist

 

[Missk_2022]

R.i.p water......you will be mist

Haha

 

[Missk_2022]

Tell me a joke. Any joke. I need a laugh.

What do you call bears with out bees


Ears

 

[Missk_2022]

Tell me a joke. Any joke. I need a laugh.

What is forrest gulps password


1forrest1

 

[Missk_2022]

Tell me a joke. Any joke. I need a laugh.

What did the horse say when it tripped

Help, I've fallen and can't giddy-up

 

[Missk_2022]

I have never tried homemade marshmallows

They are softer and almost less sweet than bagged ones. Different texture for sure... I have made several flavors.... qbout burnt up my kitchen aid to... must mix each batch on high for 10 minutes

 

[CuriousRick]

They are softer and almost less sweet than bagged ones. Different texture for sure... I have made several flavors.... qbout burnt up my kitchen aid to... must mix each batch on high for 10 minutes

I saw a video today. They made smores out of Reese’s peanut butter cups. Dipped in marshmallow cream. . So marshmallow was on my mind. Lol

 

[Qky75]

What is forrest gulps password


1forrest1

This one is too bad ...no emojis. The fallen and can't giddy up worked. Lolol

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wat_Tyler]

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[Qky75]

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What is the point of inflammatory remarks if they're voiced sloppily? If words count then make ALL words count!!