BrendaBear
Feral Brat Princess
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Probably. Plays into insecurities. Goblin voices sometimes win.I guess pity has a bad connotation…
Hi, I'm the Beast and I love boobs.
I mean, mine are large, but I’m not sure about heavyWow, this got heavy for a throwaway joke
WE LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHATI suck at being sneaky...
Slap me across the face with them and I'll let you know where they lie on the heavy scaleI mean, mine are large, but I’m not sure about heavy![]()
For science….Slap me across the face with them and I'll let you know where they lie on the heavy scale
But we love you regardless![]()
WE LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT
Hey, I've always wondered how heavy my dick is...Slap me across the face with them and I'll let you know where they lie on the heavy scale
Oh man, I'm so sad...I think it’s all in the perspective. I have a sent boobs for fun, filthy reasons but also for so many others…to make someone smile, to distract, to cheer up, to broker peace, etc. Not one of those would I have called pity boobs![]()
I could never utter a bad word about my one true love, but I will mercilessly mock maths for these kinds of shenanigansLet's go back to making fun of physics.
Careful what you wish for. That would be a hilarious way to end dinner or drinks.Slap me across the face with them and I'll let you know where they lie on the heavy scale
Fixed it for you…. Because inquiring minds want to know… stuff like that…Hey, I've often been asked how heavy my dick is...
What could possibly cure this awful depression that has instant(aneous)ly befallen me?Oh man, I'm so sad...
Dinner and a showCareful what you wish for. That would be a hilarious way to end dinner or drinks.
“Excuse, sir. Can you point us to the bathroom? We have some important science related boob slapping we need a bit of privacy for.”![]()
Awards?I love you guys
Did I make it back in time for awards?![]()
And the unexpected response... “madam, we have a strict policy here, that all boob slapping shall be done at the table so the other customers can vote on the results”Careful what you wish for. That would be a hilarious way to end dinner or drinks.
“Excuse, sir. Can you point us to the bathroom? We have some important science related boob slapping we need a bit of privacy for.”![]()
I'll observe and record, for science and all...Careful what you wish for. That would be a hilarious way to end dinner or drinks.
“Excuse, sir. Can you point us to the bathroom? We have some important science related boob slapping we need a bit of privacy for.”![]()
Idk, but I think you and @LadyLascivious1 can help.What could possibly cure this awful depression that has instant(aneous)ly befallen me?
It's a really prestigious show. I've won a couple awards for my butthole.Awards?
What kind?
Not the joke kind where I get called up on stage and humiliated...
That's never, um happened before... I'll be quiet now.
Got a slow mo camera?I'll observe and record, for science and all...
We were going to do a paired pic wayyyyyy back in early 2023Idk, but I think you and @LadyLascivious1 can help.
Oh man, I'm so sad...
I totally just spammed your SkypeIdk, but I think you and @LadyLascivious1 can help.
No you missed them it’s overI love you guys
Did I make it back in time for awards?![]()
Now I'm jealous lolI totally just spammed your Skype![]()