Cock Talk

[Apisto42]

You know the Universal Church of Life will ordain you for next to nothing. If you need another impressive title and all...

Well, I signed up to get the Scientology ordination, but they wanted me to sign over the house and my wife. I really couldn’t give up the house.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Well, I signed up to get the Scientology ordination, but they wanted me to sign over the house and my wife. I really couldn’t give up the house.

Read that as horse.
Still made sense

 

[Endless_Night]

@Endless_Night, hold onto your thigh highs. I have facts. Behold! Research:

The word peg, where did it even come from?

Etymology: From Middle English pegge, from Middle Dutch pegge (“pin, peg”), from Old Dutch *pigg-, *pegg-, from Proto-Germanic *pig-, *pag- (“peg, stake”), from Proto-Indo-European *bak-, *baḱ- (“club, pointed stick, peg”).

Marquis de Sade describes a pegging act in his 1795 book Philosophy in the Bedroom.

There is a depiction of pegging in the William S. Burroughs 1959 novel Naked Lunch. The dildo used in the scene is called a Steely Dan III, and is the source from which the musical group Steely Dan* takes its name.

Bend Over Boyfriend (1998) seems to be what did the trick though.

A flick that forced the word peg on a journey from noun to verb, real to slang, and from pirate gear to the reason #724 of why I divorced my first husband, “Bend Over Boyfriend” (or, BOB) showcased the sexual act of a woman penetrating a man’s anus with a strap-on dildo.

Quite the hot seller, BOB became fodder for The Daily Show. Adding giggle fuel to the fire, and promoting the idea, as online newspaper Eye Weekly succinctly put it, that "fucking your boyfriend in the ass is fun.”

Dan Savage would finalize the coining of the phrase in his column Savage Love. Initially, he called the act "BOBing" but his readers subsequently voted on the winning term, "pegging.”

And here we are.

Seems we’ve needed a word for ‘a big stick’ ever since words were invented.

Proto-Indo-European linguistics… I believe this was the club women over head/drag them off by hair era of human history.

*sweet reveries*

Could see where the latent misandry might come from tho…

ANYHOO

It’s a Dan Savage-ism! Of course it is! I’m so jelly. He came up with the word “monogam-ish” too. Literary genius.

*bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



Yes, please!

First - Yes. I own thigh highs.

Second - Most excellent showcasing of the etymology of the word pegging!! *applauds*

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you masturbate?

Only if desperate () or directed.

How often?

My body tends to get hysterical about every 6-9 months. (That would be the desperate.)

Do you do mutual?

I'm . . . not sure what that means.

Do you masturbate with your partner?

No.

HYE been caught masturbating by your partner?

No.

Do you toys or objects? If so please share.

There will be no sharing!

Do you like to watch masturbation?

Do you like to be watched while masturbating?

I. Would. Rather. Die.

HYE masturbated on cam with another?

I'm sorry, but I don't believe people do that and nothing you say can convince me otherwise. *puts fingers in ears*


(That was a most awkward question set.)

 

[hotwords229_A]

Important Questionnaire for Cock Talk Customers

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I met with the Research and Development Team at Cock Talk Industries this morning and we hit a bit of a snag.

We are considering creating a new thread that would be similar to the Tag a Lister threads but with a XXX angle. If you see an image, video, gif, etc. that reminds you of a certain Lister you tag them (@) to let them know that “Hey, I saw this and thought of you” or “Hey, I was masturbating to this and pictured you, me and 5 other listers in this scenario”, or “Hey, I know you like penis, so here is one I saw online”, etc.

At first this seemed like a fun idea for a thread full of sexy images, dirty links and friendly teasing. But then I thought maybe it would wind up targeting someone who didn’t want to be @‘d (tagged) with your gross, perverted sexual fantasies and thoughts of them.

Our Marketing Team thinks this will bring in tremendous revenue, but our Legal Team tells us it is a slippery slope wrought with unintended consequences.

So we are reaching out to you, our customers, to see what your thoughts might be.

If you don’t wish to receive messages like this in the future just type STOP and send it to someone who cares.

Thank you.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Do you masturbate?

Yes

How often?

Varies sometimes multiple times a day. Sometimes maybe once a week.

Do you do mutual?

You mean each other? Yes but not to completion - too many other fun things going on.

Do you masturbate with your partner?

See above

HYE been caught masturbating by your partner?

No. I don't think so anyway

Do you toys or objects? If so please share.

Yes I have a well stocked toy box. Sometimes I use them together, sometimes one at a time. Current winning combo is my beloved glass dildo with a clit sucker

Do you like to watch masturbation?

Yes but only if I'm the inspiration

Do you like to be watched while masturbating?

Yes it's a big thrill

HYE masturbated on cam with another?

Yes lots of times. Being single irl it's a great way to create some intimacy with someone miles away

 

[hotoldrguy]

Important Questionnaire for Cock Talk Customers

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I met with the Research and Development Team at Cock Talk Industries this morning and we hit a bit of a snag.

We are considering creating a new thread that would be similar to the Tag a Lister threads but with a XXX angle. If you see an image, video, gif, etc. that reminds you of a certain Lister you tag them (@) to let them know that “Hey, I saw this and thought of you” or “Hey, I was masturbating to this and pictured you, me and 5 other listers in this scenario”, or “Hey, I know you like penis, so here is one I saw online”, etc.

At first this seemed like a fun idea for a thread full of sexy images, dirty links and friendly teasing. But then I thought maybe it would wind up targeting someone who didn’t want to be @‘d (tagged) with your gross, perverted sexual fantasies and thoughts of them.

Our Marketing Team thinks this will bring in tremendous revenue, but our Legal Team tells us it is a slippery slope wrought with unintended consequences.

So we are reaching out to you, our customers, to see what your thoughts might be.

If you don’t wish to receive messages like this in the future just type STOP and send it to someone who cares.

Thank you.

I would wonder how this could be done without eliciting an extremely creepy vibe and possible suspension from Lit. Although, I would not mind being tagged

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Important Questionnaire for Cock Talk Customers

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I met with the Research and Development Team at Cock Talk Industries this morning and we hit a bit of a snag.

We are considering creating a new thread that would be similar to the Tag a Lister threads but with a XXX angle. If you see an image, video, gif, etc. that reminds you of a certain Lister you tag them (@) to let them know that “Hey, I saw this and thought of you” or “Hey, I was masturbating to this and pictured you, me and 5 other listers in this scenario”, or “Hey, I know you like penis, so here is one I saw online”, etc.

At first this seemed like a fun idea for a thread full of sexy images, dirty links and friendly teasing. But then I thought maybe it would wind up targeting someone who didn’t want to be @‘d (tagged) with your gross, perverted sexual fantasies and thoughts of them.

Our Marketing Team thinks this will bring in tremendous revenue, but our Legal Team tells us it is a slippery slope wrought with unintended consequences.

So we are reaching out to you, our customers, to see what your thoughts might be.

If you don’t wish to receive messages like this in the future just type STOP and send it to someone who cares.

Thank you.

Human Resources would like a word

 

[hotoldrguy]

Do you masturbate? Yes

How often? When I get the urge. sometimes a couple of times a week.

Do you do mutual? I would if I had someone to do it with

Do you masturbate with your partner? N/A

HYE been caught masturbating by your partner? N/A

Do you toys or objects? If so please share. nope

Do you like to watch masturbation? YES

Do you like to be watched while masturbating? Love it

HYE masturbated on cam with another? I have

 

[UnquietDreams]

Important Questionnaire for Cock Talk Customers


I met with the Research and Development Team at Cock Talk Industries this morning and we hit a bit of a snag.

We are considering creating a new thread that would be similar to the Tag a Lister threads but with a XXX angle. If you see an image, video, gif, etc. that reminds you of a certain Lister you tag them (@) to let them know that “Hey, I saw this and thought of you” or “Hey, I was masturbating to this and pictured you, me and 5 other listers in this scenario”, or “Hey, I know you like penis, so here is one I saw online”, etc.

At first this seemed like a fun idea for a thread full of sexy images, dirty links and friendly teasing. But then I thought maybe it would wind up targeting someone who didn’t want to be @‘d (tagged) with your gross, perverted sexual fantasies and thoughts of them.

Our Marketing Team thinks this will bring in tremendous revenue, but our Legal Team tells us it is a slippery slope wrought with unintended consequences.

So we are reaching out to you, our customers, to see what your thoughts might be.

If you don’t wish to receive messages like this in the future just type STOP and send it to someone who cares.

Thank you.

I don't even do the "dedicate a song to a Litster," at least not serious ones, because it seems too intimate on the open boards. I would never post to anyone in what you are describing, and the creep factor seems really high.

I am a firm believer in doing whatever makes your sick little heart jump with joy, so no yucking a yum for someone else, and I could see others taking part, but it is not a service that I would use.

 

[Bry1313]

Important Questionnaire for Cock Talk Customers

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I met with the Research and Development Team at Cock Talk Industries this morning and we hit a bit of a snag.

We are considering creating a new thread that would be similar to the Tag a Lister threads but with a XXX angle. If you see an image, video, gif, etc. that reminds you of a certain Lister you tag them (@) to let them know that “Hey, I saw this and thought of you” or “Hey, I was masturbating to this and pictured you, me and 5 other listers in this scenario”, or “Hey, I know you like penis, so here is one I saw online”, etc.

At first this seemed like a fun idea for a thread full of sexy images, dirty links and friendly teasing. But then I thought maybe it would wind up targeting someone who didn’t want to be @‘d (tagged) with your gross, perverted sexual fantasies and thoughts of them.

Our Marketing Team thinks this will bring in tremendous revenue, but our Legal Team tells us it is a slippery slope wrought with unintended consequences.

So we are reaching out to you, our customers, to see what your thoughts might be.

If you don’t wish to receive messages like this in the future just type STOP and send it to someone who cares.

Thank you.

If we’ve all been enjoying the recent Lit drama…..this will definitely enhance our enjoyment

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Do you masturbate?
Yes

How often?
A few times per week but sometimes it's a few times per day.

Do you do mutual?
Yes, love it

Do you masturbate with your partner?
When he was into it, yes.

HYE been caught masturbating by your partner?
No

Do you toys or objects? If so please share.
Yes
Glass dildo, glass plugs, nipple clamps if the mood strikes, a wand if I'm extra needy.

Do you like to watch masturbation?
Yes

Do you like to be watched while masturbating?
I do.

HYE masturbated on cam with another?
Yep.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Important Questionnaire for Cock Talk Customers

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I met with the Research and Development Team at Cock Talk Industries this morning and we hit a bit of a snag.

We are considering creating a new thread that would be similar to the Tag a Lister threads but with a XXX angle. If you see an image, video, gif, etc. that reminds you of a certain Lister you tag them (@) to let them know that “Hey, I saw this and thought of you” or “Hey, I was masturbating to this and pictured you, me and 5 other listers in this scenario”, or “Hey, I know you like penis, so here is one I saw online”, etc.

At first this seemed like a fun idea for a thread full of sexy images, dirty links and friendly teasing. But then I thought maybe it would wind up targeting someone who didn’t want to be @‘d (tagged) with your gross, perverted sexual fantasies and thoughts of them.

Our Marketing Team thinks this will bring in tremendous revenue, but our Legal Team tells us it is a slippery slope wrought with unintended consequences.

So we are reaching out to you, our customers, to see what your thoughts might be.

If you don’t wish to receive messages like this in the future just type STOP and send it to someone who cares.

Thank you.

It's definitely an interesting idea that could potentially be fun for people but also could possibly make others feel uncomfortable. I would hate to have a gif dedication from someone I don't know/am not interested in or worse tag someone and make them feel weird

But I'm a massive overthinker

 

[UnquietDreams]

If we’ve all been enjoying the recent Lit drama…..this will definitely enhance our enjoyment

 

[Bry1313]

Do you masturbate? Is Phoenix hot?

How often? Sometimes daily. Sometimes less

Do you do mutual? Yes

Do you masturbate with your partner? Been awhile

HYE been caught masturbating by your partner? Yes

Do you toys or objects? Toys for boys were never really better than my hand

Do you like to watch masturbation? YES

Do you like to be watched while masturbating? Love it

HYE masturbated on cam with another? Once or twice

 

[Trekka]

Personally?
I love it!
If the image, gif, etc is a link, then readers, or those who’ve been tagged, can choose whether or not to click it.

I’ll be off now to start collecting horse gifs for Peemster @Lord Pmann

Human Resources would like a word

Talk to Mr. Ed

 

[positiveflirt]

Ok cockers, let's go:

Do you masturbate?
Yep. I've gotten pretty good at it. I see it separately to sex, it's taking care of a personal solo need.

How often?
It depends on the day, my schedule, who else is on my mind, and why they're there. Once a day is pretty usual but if I have a good companion that number goes up significantly.

Do you do mutual?
Like, in separate locations? Yeah, it's one of my favourite things. I find it deeply satisfying and is my ultimate seal of approval of another human being. I don't do it often, but if I ever let someone play with me like that it's basically an award. Friends for life (unless you turn out to be a tool)

Do you masturbate with your partner?
No thank you. It's my alone time and I've earned it.

HYE been caught masturbating by your partner?
Ever? Hard to say. I think not, but then there have been times in my life when I've woken up during the act due to Reasons. So maybe i was caught then but I wouldn't know because I'm but a passenger

Do you toys or objects? If so please share.
No. I've bought some in the past but honestly, these days I just drive stick.

Do you like to watch masturbation? Mmhmm.

Do you like to be watched while masturbating?
If they have an award.

HYE masturbated on cam with another? Like cam2cam? Not for a long time, but yep. In long distance relationships it was the hottest.

 

[Apisto42]

Important Questionnaire for Cock Talk Customers

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I met with the Research and Development Team at Cock Talk Industries this morning and we hit a bit of a snag.

We are considering creating a new thread that would be similar to the Tag a Lister threads but with a XXX angle. If you see an image, video, gif, etc. that reminds you of a certain Lister you tag them (@) to let them know that “Hey, I saw this and thought of you” or “Hey, I was masturbating to this and pictured you, me and 5 other listers in this scenario”, or “Hey, I know you like penis, so here is one I saw online”, etc.

At first this seemed like a fun idea for a thread full of sexy images, dirty links and friendly teasing. But then I thought maybe it would wind up targeting someone who didn’t want to be @‘d (tagged) with your gross, perverted sexual fantasies and thoughts of them.

Our Marketing Team thinks this will bring in tremendous revenue, but our Legal Team tells us it is a slippery slope wrought with unintended consequences.

So we are reaching out to you, our customers, to see what your thoughts might be.

If you don’t wish to receive messages like this in the future just type STOP and send it to someone who cares.

Thank you.

In a perfect world, this could be fun. But..

I would wonder how this could be done without eliciting an extremely creepy vibe and possible suspension from Lit. Although, I would not mind being tagged

What this hot old guy said should be considered. Especially the part about if a sexy lady is making the little man in the boat seasick thinking about me while looking at deep throat videos that I should be tagged.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Personally?
I love it!
If the image, gif, etc is a link, then readers, or those who’ve been tagged, can choose whether or not to click it.

I’ll be off now to start collecting horse gifs for Peemster @Lord Pmann



Talk to Mr. Ed

This… SO MUCH THIS!!

I hate being accosted by embedded cock or even any nudity. Especially in the threads where you aren’t expecting it.

 

[Wriggle]

Masturbation

Do you masturbate?

Yes

Do you do mutual?

Yes

Do you masturbate with your partner?

Yes

HYE been caught masturbating by your partner?

Yes

Do you toys or objects? If so please share.

Yes

Do you like to watch masturbation?

Yes

Do you like to be watched while masturbating?

Yes

HYE masturbated on cam with another?

Yes

 

[Endless_Night]

Important Questionnaire for Cock Talk Customers

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-T-y6QcV9bw4/T0Cayxmru5I/AAAAAAAAAUs/RmbLWK0PyAQ/s1600/hot-scientist.jpg

I met with the Research and Development Team at Cock Talk Industries this morning and we hit a bit of a snag.

We are considering creating a new thread that would be similar to the Tag a Lister threads but with a XXX angle. If you see an image, video, gif, etc. that reminds you of a certain Lister you tag them (@) to let them know that “Hey, I saw this and thought of you” or “Hey, I was masturbating to this and pictured you, me and 5 other listers in this scenario”, or “Hey, I know you like penis, so here is one I saw online”, etc.

At first this seemed like a fun idea for a thread full of sexy images, dirty links and friendly teasing. But then I thought maybe it would wind up targeting someone who didn’t want to be @‘d (tagged) with your gross, perverted sexual fantasies and thoughts of them.

Our Marketing Team thinks this will bring in tremendous revenue, but our Legal Team tells us it is a slippery slope wrought with unintended consequences.

So we are reaching out to you, our customers, to see what your thoughts might be.

If you don’t wish to receive messages like this in the future just type STOP and send it to someone who cares.

Thank you.

So . . . what, we're voting?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I will add, I have sent a few short vids to people who have requested them.

I assume most people on Lit have done that, right?

a stainless steel wand.

I only tried my first dildo about a year ago. I always just used a vibrator as a dildo when needed as it seemed like the same thing just more efficient. I can appreciate the difference now.

But I’m curious what you like about the steel version? I’ve heard people mention them and glass dildos, but I’ve never tried either.

My body tends to get hysterical about every 6-9 months.

Six to nine months?!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Do you masturbate?

Enthusiastically!

How often?

Depends. Sometimes a few times a week if I’m really busy, but I prefer at least once a day.

Do you do mutual?

Yes, it’s incredibly hot.

Do you masturbate with your partner?

I have with partners on the past.

HYE been caught masturbating by your partner?

Never. I have caught partners in the past and thought it was really hot. It led to some fun.

Do you toys or objects? If so please share.

Never objects other than sex toys. I have lots of sex toys though. They’re fun and I love trying new things. Variety is a wonderful thing.

Do you like to watch masturbation?

Yes

Do you like to be watched while masturbating?

With the right partners, yes.

HYE masturbated on cam with another?

It’s been a long time, but yes. It isn’t my comfort zone, so it takes a lot for me to even consider it. It just makes me a bit self conscious which is counter productive to orgasms. It can be very hot though.

I have zero qualms watching a partner live on cam if I’m not on cam

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I assume most people on Lit have done that, right?

I assumed that. I can't actually remember if I have. I don't know what that says about me exactly... That's a deeper prompt than I was expecting

Six to nine months?!

I'm actually kind of the same. I only really started masturbating during the pandemic and I had to really try. My body was fine without it.
I go back in to lulls. Still not as long yet. I may get back to that.
Human sexuality is kinda wild

But I’m curious what you like about the steel version? I’ve heard people mention them and glass dildos, but I’ve never tried either.

I really like the weight and the rigidity
I have a njoy wand and both ends are incredible. I can really ride it with pinpoint precision (handy when gett.ing to know oneself) or with girth. And the curve requires a certain hip thrust that really gets me working with myself to come HARD.

 

[Amanda330]

Masturbation

Do you masturbate?

I love it. Of course I do. There are times I masturbate several times a day and then others only once. Rarely do I go a day without doing it but... We all have off days

How often?

Oh. Umm. See above question.

Do you do mutual?

I have in the past. I've also masturbated for a partner while he watched.

Most of the time if I'm naked I want you to fuck me. I don't want to watch. I want to be a part of making my partner feel amazing.

Do you masturbate with your partner?

Yes. Currently I don't have a regular in person partner.

HYE been caught masturbating by your partner?

No.

Do you toys or objects? If so please share.

Sure. I love my dildo. I don't really use vibrators at all and most of the time... My fingers work well enough. If I want to orgasm twice I usually bring out my dildo.

Do you like to watch masturbation?

I love it. If I'm masturbating alone that is what I usually watch on my own. There's something deliciously self indulgent about it... It can take a long time to find a video I want to cum to though.

Do you like to be watched while masturbating?

Depends on the audience.

HYE masturbated on cam with another?

I have. Not with many partners though. I have to really trust someone to do that.