Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm like Santa. I have a list and I check it twice. And then a few more times to make sure that I know what I thought I knew.

Santa, Batman, serial killers…

 

[positiveflirt]

Pucker up @hotoldrguy, sorry not sorry about the nightmares

 

[Amanda330]

Santa, Batman, serial killers…

Ok ok. Fine. I'm not like Santa.
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Please join

Always fun to see what brings you outta the shadows

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok ok. Fine. I'm not like Santa.
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There’s a motion activated light…wait…is that what was waking me up last night?!?? You coulda just knocked!

 

[morelikeasong]

Just a little whalecum for our recent newbies

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[dawn_of_night]

Happy Birthday to @hotoldrguy!

Glad I clicked on that

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just a little whalecum for our recent newbies

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And people say we aren’t friendly.

 

[lavendersilk]

Just a little whalecum for our recent newbies

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You are so sweet.

 

[Amanda330]

Pucker up @hotoldrguy, sorry not sorry about the nightmares

What is it with the guys only posting one titty? Hmm?

I also only posted one. But I exonerate myself.

 

[UnquietDreams]

And people say we aren’t friendly.

Only stupid people...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What is it with the guys only posting one titty? Hmm?

I also only posted one. But I exonerate myself.

Your titty is large, it contains multitudes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What is it with the guys only posting one titty? Hmm?

I also only posted one. But I exonerate myself.

Psst, don’t tell anyone, but math is hard for men. As is grammar.

 

[positiveflirt]

What is it with the guys only posting one titty? Hmm?

I also only posted one. But I exonerate myself.

Brb I'll send you a diagram

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Brb I'll send you a diagram

This is a class presentation.

 

[Amanda330]

Your titty is large, it contains multitudes.

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Don't stare too long...

 

[positiveflirt]

This is a class presentation.

And this is as classy as it gets

 

[lavendersilk]

And this is as classy as it gets

Omg, thank you for your service. I almost missed that other nipple.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Don't stare too long...

I’m boobnitized!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And this is as classy as it gets

Shit we were all distracted! I blame the boobs.

 

[Amanda330]

And this is as classy as it gets

Your chest hair does a great job of camouflaging that second nipple... I will write you a formal apology letter.

 

[Amanda330]

Shit we were all distracted! I blame the boobs.

All the boobnitizing.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

All the boobnitizing.

It’s diabooblical!

 

[positiveflirt]

Shit we were all distracted! I blame the boobs.

Your chest hair does a great job of camouflaging that second nipple... I will write you a formal apology letter.

My bad, I didn't ice them. Next time.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My bad, I didn't ice them. Next time.

Gold Nipple and her henchman Icetit and their plot to take over the world!