Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[OrdinaryPerson]

ok most posts deserved more than a mutli quote but i was too many pages behind and no one wants to see 10 posts from the person.

Inspired by the heatwave we’re experiencing lately and the song that comes to mind. Sorry too brain fried to think of a witty poetry to go with this.

This friend my brain too...

https://voca.ro/1j6MRrJhjnSs

I love that you said "still living". Those are the best pictures, aren't they? When you see a picture and you see that person and their energy.

So I forgot to edit my Dick Pic until now. I left it up overnight and not one love react. I won't be doing that again.

Try again when you post your penis

Finally I’m a favorite

You're my favoritest favorite

Well I'm back and will be making my way through the last 16 pages of awesomeness. Thanks to @OrdinaryPerson for stepping in and making an incredibly difficult exhilarating challenge.

I told them they could do ANYTHING!

Mmmmm, show me that Dick again, baby!

I banned him until he wants to show his penis (you can't say "cock" or "dick" with @Mr_bogey )

The thread is yours now!

No thanks...

Can we discuss if that’s actually a good idea?

Sorry, only people who have posted pictures in this thread get a vote.

Why did I want to make this happen?
What is wrong with me?

You mean what's right with you?
Pleeeease?

I can do a flying squirrel with my scrotum, too, but that's not happening either.

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPT...F9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/d0Pkp9OMIBdC0/giphy.gif

I think the dicktionary explained it better

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https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPT...F9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/I1nwVpCaB4k36/giphy.gif

Now that I’ve spammed the thread for the past few hours, why not post another one.


Theme post finally

From the words of esteemed poet Nickelback.

Im sooooo glad you're back
*starts selling knee cushions for the women of Lit

Also... paging @LadyLascivious1 , does this redeem Nickelback for you?

Only if there is flapping involved.

Are you feeling inspired?

So, I'm a long time AM pics poster, but I've never posted here before, hope I did this right.


"After waking up from a long night's sleep, stretching will aid your mobility, help you avoid injury, and help you focus throughout the day." If Google AI says so, it must be a good idea, right?

What an amazing hello. You did everything right.

Haha.. nothing says, "hi, nice to meet you," like showing your ass. Thank ya, darlin'.

There's always friendly vag...

It's home where you hold me
So show me no mercy
On islands of cotton
Taboos get forgotten
Our body entanglement wants
You all over me
Me all over you
Entanglement ~ Imogen Heap

So fun to see you and your toys

 

[AuntieDisco]

ok most posts deserved more than a mutli quote but i was too many pages behind and no one wants to see 10 posts from the person.

This friend my brain too...

I love this typo, I hope our brains remain friends too

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I love this typo, I hope our brains remain friends too

The one time my typo actually worked out for me!

 

[hotoldrguy]

ok most posts deserved more than a mutli quote but i was too many pages behind and no one wants to see 10 posts from the person.

This friend my brain too...


I love that you said "still living". Those are the best pictures, aren't they? When you see a picture and you see that person and their energy.


Try again when you post your penis


You're my favoritest favorite


I told them they could do ANYTHING!


I banned him until he wants to show his penis (you can't say "cock" or "dick" with @Mr_bogey )

No thanks...


Sorry, only people who have posted pictures in this thread get a vote.


You mean what's right with you?
Pleeeease?


https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPT...F9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/d0Pkp9OMIBdC0/giphy.gif


https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPT...F9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/I1nwVpCaB4k36/giphy.gif


Im sooooo glad you're back
*starts selling knee cushions for the women of Lit

Also... paging @LadyLascivious1 , does this redeem Nickelback for you?


Are you feeling inspired?



What an amazing hello. You did everything right.


There's always friendly vag...


So fun to see you and your toys

I feel so unseen......

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I feel so unseen......

Jesus Christ, did I miss you? You're the most special

 

[hotoldrguy]

Jesus Christ, did I miss you? You're the most special

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/80/82/17/808217e26185b01fac54ab2560e10dff.jpg

 

[ShaneoD]

I feel so unseen......

How dare she, I'm dedicating my next wank to you

 

[Bry1313]

I feel so unseen......

You feel unseen……..

 

[bashfull]

This salt-stain spot
marks the place where men
lay down their heads,
back to the bench,

and hoist nothing
that need be lifted
but some burden they've chosen
this time: more reps,

 

[MindYaBitness]

Now that I’ve spammed the thread for the past few hours, why not post another one.


Theme post finally

From the words of esteemed poet Nickelback.

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcTMxYzlzczQ0cWp2eTdyN3Vkd2Q4YzQyOHd3aWlvdmE1OHQ4Y29tZiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/RE4UgpyhDFEXPUGM0Y/giphy.gif

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Im sooooo glad you're back
*starts selling knee cushions for the women of Lit

Also... paging @LadyLascivious1 , does this redeem Nickelback for you?

There is nothing in this world that can redeem Nickelback for me, but @Lmizzler looks like he could provide an excellent distraction from their auditory horror

 

[MindYaBitness]

This salt-stain spot
marks the place where men
lay down their heads,
back to the bench,

and hoist nothing
that need be lifted
but some burden they've chosen
this time: more reps,

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Actual footage of me seeing that pic...
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc2dwMXdvM2poMWJ0anYzMTdxbHFxdDFrNHY0Z2NjdGMyc3NsOWxwbiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/pVBUBqNdTdsVuiybM4/giphy.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

There is nothing in this world that can redeem Nickelback for me, but @Lmizzler looks like he could provide an excellent distraction from their auditory horror

Agreed. Auditory Horror is the best description I've ever heard of their music. But @Lmizzler is welcome to read the lyrics anytime!

 

[MindYaBitness]

As you all know I do not post in @morelikeasong 's thread for thirsty women

Rude
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcmRpdmQwMjVpdjY4azVqbDcyM3NhNnV0amtydmh3N254MGpzbmEybiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/THCniipbCOhx7ckJUe/giphy.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

So, I'm a long time AM pics poster, but I've never posted here before, hope I did this right.


"After waking up from a long night's sleep, stretching will aid your mobility, help you avoid injury, and help you focus throughout the day." If Google AI says so, it must be a good idea, right?

View attachment 2364388

You're hot, I mean, nice ass, oops, uh, welcome to the thread!
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcnduaHNvbGt5OWsxc2U5d2UyOG9zYWJ3N2RoYmJ3OGV6dmVtZHJ0eCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/wHE6Dd6RCVHQfjK5dy/giphy.gif

 

[bashfull]

Actual footage of me seeing that pic...
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc2dwMXdvM2poMWJ0anYzMTdxbHFxdDFrNHY0Z2NjdGMyc3NsOWxwbiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/pVBUBqNdTdsVuiybM4/giphy.gif

You flatter me, darlin.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You flatter me, darlin.

I flatter no one. I'm often brutally honest, though I never I tend to offend. It's a great pic, own it!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

This salt-stain spot
marks the place where men
lay down their heads,
back to the bench,

and hoist nothing
that need be lifted
but some burden they've chosen
this time: more reps,

An enactment of what bashful is going to be dealing with once this post gets around...https://media1.giphy.com/media/yveiHKKmiiSo8/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952f2zm15jc6d3njm5nnjske5hrytdd26u0viio2q14&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

An enactment of what bashful is going to be dealing with once this post gets around...https://media1.giphy.com/media/yveiHKKmiiSo8/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952f2zm15jc6d3njm5nnjske5hrytdd26u0viio2q14&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif

@bashfull She's right, you'll need to get over being bashful real quick-like, if you keep posting thirst traps like that.

 

[bashfull]

An enactment of what bashful is going to be dealing with once this post gets around...https://media1.giphy.com/media/yveiHKKmiiSo8/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952f2zm15jc6d3njm5nnjske5hrytdd26u0viio2q14&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif

@bashfull She's right, you'll need to get over being bashful real quick-like, if you keep posting thirst traps like that.

Thank you ladies but I don't anticipate keeping them up for long. I have often felt, tho, that is good to out a face and body with a person.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Thank you ladies but I don't anticipate keeping them up for long. I have often felt, tho, that is good to out a face and body with a person.

I'm glad I was around to catch a glimpse..

 

[morelikeasong]

As you all know I do not post in @morelikeasong 's thread for thirsty women

I know. You only make false promises

 

[morelikeasong]

It's home where you hold me
So show me no mercy
On islands of cotton
Taboos get forgotten
Our body entanglement wants
You all over me
Me all over you
Entanglement ~ Imogen Heap

What a fun shot
I love all the goodies you’ve got in bed with you

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This salt-stain spot
marks the place where men
lay down their heads,
back to the bench,

and hoist nothing
that need be lifted
but some burden they've chosen
this time: more reps,

So.... What's your PR brah?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You feel unseen……..

Wow. After I said you were my favoritest