Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Lmizzler]

I was inspired by the song prompt today but this song just popped into my head.

Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh, so clean
So fresh and so clean, clean
Don't you think I'm so sexy? I'm just so fresh, so clean
So fresh and so clean, clean

You nailed this one!!!

 

[Lmizzler]

Ok, so, here goes nothin'

and when I see you

I really see you upside down

Did you sing and play for this???? That's awesome!

 

[AuntieDisco]

How wonderfully, intensely sexual!

Thank you!

"In the teeth of summer
night wind dances not at all
and not even the moon
can cool us down

Skin kissed sweat slick
sultry
and my mouth wanted the taste of you
like nothing ever before or since."

Incredible picture, AD.

Thank you so much!

Sexy as hell

Thanks

I can feel the heat, too.

Have I told you lately how much I adore your boob pics?

No, but I can sure get used to it gorgeous.

Summertime and the fish are jumping…

Just a fabulous image

Thank you!

On the one hand, there’s so much to admire and lust over here I think you broke my brain…in the best way

On the other, a little irresponsible to add so much heat to a sweltering world that’s already on fire, no?

Not my problem

Well, I can think of one good thing about this heatwave ...okay, two.

 

[Lmizzler]

https://voca.ro/13XmEsDb6fzL

Plenty of things transport me but it generally boils down to mental stimulation. If it doesn't capture my mental capacities, then it's not likely to induce much emotion.

 

[Bry1313]

Why do I feel like I'm completely missing out on this one!!!!!!

I hate disappointing you…….check your messages

 

[Lmizzler]

This won't be up long.

Mmmmm, show me that Dick again, baby!

 

[Lmizzler]

@Lmizzler is gonna be so mad when he sees what the thread devolved into.

Someone should really show their dick soon to save the pic to words ratio

A few days...thats all....
I asked you to maintain the thread for just a few days while I was gone. And this happens!!!!


Ok, nice work.
You've done great.

The thread is yours now!

 

[Lmizzler]

Idk about you all, but I’m starting to question the validity of @OrdinaryPerson ’s rankings just this weird feeling I get

Sexy and Perceptive....winning combination!

 

[Bry1313]

A few days...thats all....
I asked you to maintain the thread for just a few days while I was gone. And this happens!!!!


Ok, nice work.
You've done great.

The thread is yours now!

Can we discuss if that’s actually a good idea?

 

[hotoldrguy]

drifting in dreams

 

[Lmizzler]

I’m late to the party like always lol it’s also not particularly sexy but I look good

“then the conversation stoped and I looked down at my feet: I was next to you and you were right there next to me. Then I said girl if you’re wondering if I want you to, I want you to, so make the move cause I ain’t got all night”

https://www.***********/scl/fi/0n5l...5-PM.jpg?rlkey=c7fx1x8ri69vjxt0uz528s91q&dl=0


I do love myself some wheezer

Wheezer!!!! Excellent selection.

 

[Lmizzler]

Inspired by the heatwave we’re experiencing lately and the song that comes to mind. Sorry too brain fried to think of a witty poetry to go with this.

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbXFyamxuNG1qc3JybjA4cmNoYWc2a2l2NmZrZ3F1Z2M1bDhmZ3N1dSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3oEjHPBb2oh49bALKM/giphy.gif

 

[Lmizzler]

And I totally just saw your gif after posting my own....Fail on my part.

You sir, WIN!

 

[Lmizzler]

Can’t believe this song can now be classified as a classic

This really says more about how old I am than anything else!

 

[Lmizzler]

1.
Find secluded space (eg. Ensuite)
2.
Pull keks down
3.
Angle bum out.
4.
Photograph from below for best aesthetics.

Is there like an illustrated guide or something to go with it?

 

[Lmizzler]

I hate disappointing you…….check your messages

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbXFyamxuNG1qc3JybjA4cmNoYWc2a2l2NmZrZ3F1Z2M1bDhmZ3N1dSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3oEjHPBb2oh49bALKM/giphy.gif

 

[Wriggle]

Is there like an illustrated guide or something to go with it?

Why did I want to make this happen?
What is wrong with me?

 

[Awaywego]

Inspired by the heatwave we’re experiencing lately and the song that comes to mind. Sorry too brain fried to think of a witty poetry to go with this.

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Oh my, hot is a word

 

[Lmizzler]

Why did I want to make this happen?
What is wrong with me?

The ladies of Lit will love you forever for it.
Besides, its really for education and science...

 

[Wriggle]

I can do a flying squirrel with my scrotum, too, but that's not happening either.

 

[Lmizzler]

I can do a flying squirrel with my scrotum, too, but that's not happening either.

Video proof or it never happened!

 

[curious_me]

And I totally just saw your gif after posting my own....Fail on my part.

You sir, WIN!

That's how much heat @AuntieDisco is bringing!

 

[AuntieDisco]

And I totally just saw your gif after posting my own....Fail on my part.

You sir, WIN!

I’ll accept all fanning gifs

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can do a flying squirrel with my scrotum

https://media4.giphy.com/media/3gbJPJ8zW10SQ/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe913yef8ndz7r0mgaymq14m68szmwe3tys7nbehf13l&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Lmizzler]

That's how much heat @AuntieDisco is bringing!

I’ll accept all fanning gifs

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3EzMDgwYnZhaXMwc2lsN3c0ejJkeWt3dDN6aTA1dWxqNXNxcmVvdSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l3V0wkQ2KKcAeW8Cs/giphy.gif