When You Literally Couldn't Wait to Masturbate...

[kathyisgr65]

You may or may not also be missing a pair of panties...

I won't miss those...I rarely wear them

 

[SmokingFap]

I won't miss those...I rarely wear them

Smelled like you wore these. Hey-oh! High five! I'm here all week, folks!

 

[Sgts19]

I'd pull over to the side of the road step out behind a tree and finish myself off. Hey what's that guy in the suit and tie doing behind that tree.
That was back in the days I'd fuck my wife, leave for work get so horny going to work that I'd have to jerk off then later that night fuck again.

God I was something back then but really can't remember who. What the hell happened to me

 

[SmokingFap]

I was just driving around and saw a place where I had to relieve myself one time a couple months ago. I had been chatting with a couple of my favorite perverted ladies on here and watching porn while I was at my coffee shop (in the back corner). I got so worked up, I went across the street to an abandoned car wash. Some homeless people had obviously stayed there over the years, so there was a couple chairs along with all the trash. Didn't even care. Pulled my pants down, sat on a dusty chair, and rubbed one out in about three minutes. Was SO relieved.

 

[Taylor_Knight]

I love this thread. Why? Just last night, as I was writing the latest installment of my Cousin Isabelle series, I was so turned on, so deliciously enjoying their interplay, that I had to stop and please myself. I love it when my own characters tease me to orgasm.

 

[SmokingFap]

I love this thread. Why? Just last night, as I was writing the latest installment of my Cousin Isabelle series, I was so turned on, so deliciously enjoying their interplay, that I had to stop and please myself. I love it when my own characters tease me to orgasm.

I must have stepped into the Twilight Zone. I was literally just on the "what have you posted recently" thread and saw your post about that. Noticed it because of your avatar's eyes. Never been on that thread before and didn't leave a comment or reaction. Don't know you from Eve. But somehow you pop up on my thread two minutes later.

 

[Taylor_Knight]

I must have stepped into the Twilight Zone. I was literally just on the "what have you posted recently" thread and saw your post about that. Noticed it because of your avatar's eyes. Never been on that thread before and didn't leave a comment or reaction. Don't know you from Eve. But somehow you pop up on my thread two minutes later.

Sometimes, I have noticed, the Universe spins slightly more in our direction. 'How Bizarre' indeed... and how marvelous.

 

[LostHorizon]

Has there ever been a time when you were so horny, you just couldn't possibly wait to get home or someplace else safe to get yourself off? Maybe in the restroom at work (while browsing Lit!)? Or in your car in a parking lot? Or after a hot date that didn't include a happy ending? When were you so desperate to cum that you just had to do it right then and there?

That happens to me almost every day

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I love stroking in my car. The idea of being watched is next level hot.

 

[riksteele]

When I was in Army Basic Training I figured I would have to wait until the end of 8 weeks to jack off. But 3 weeks in I had this embarrassing hard on that would constantly happen because i had never gone that long without cumming. So one morning I went into the latrine stall and with just like 3 strokes I was pissing cum into the toilet. Literally not normal cum ropes but a continuous stream of cum which was then followed by normal jets of cum. I have never gone 3 weeks since.

nnnggghhh. That sounds so hot. Wish I was there to catch all that cream

 

[scootch00]

One time I was in the car alone on 2 hour drive my mind wondered to sex amd I thought about fucking my hot friend I got so worked up amd I started to jerkoff while driving on the highway doing about 70mph

 

[HornyHal]

I’m soaking my underwear in precum while im perving out on the threads and having fun in the DMs

 

[AnthoS2]

Has there ever been a time when you were so horny, you just couldn't possibly wait to get home or someplace else safe to get yourself off? Maybe in the restroom at work (while browsing Lit!)? Or in your car in a parking lot? Or after a hot date that didn't include a happy ending? When were you so desperate to cum that you just had to do it right then and there?

I was recently on a cruise with a platonic friend, ie I couldn't jerk off in my cabin. There were so many sexy ladies running around in yoga pants (I have a real thing for yoga pants), I couldn't help but get a raging pardon every time we went out or sat at the bar or something. I would manage to rub myself a little while we were sitting at tables and things, but it was not enough. I would have loved to have gotten caught in public masturbating under a towel or something but that's a different story. Ultimately I would tell my cruise mate that I had an upset stomach and go to the restroom and masturbate, when I just couldn't stand it any more.

 

[SmokingFap]

I was recently on a cruise with a platonic friend, ie I couldn't jerk off in my cabin. There were so many sexy ladies running around in yoga pants (I have a real thing for yoga pants), I couldn't help but get a raging pardon every time we went out or sat at the bar or something. I would manage to rub myself a little while we were sitting at tables and things, but it was not enough. I would have loved to have gotten caught in public masturbating under a towel or something but that's a different story. Ultimately I would tell my cruise mate that I had an upset stomach and go to the restroom and masturbate, when I just couldn't stand it any more.

It's a shame you two weren't comfortable enough together for you to just say, "Hey, (name), the women on this cruise are driving me nuts. I need to go rub one out real quick."

 

[Graydon66]

Right now … I have spent all night away at business conference and have been sat next to a flirty stunning 19 year old and I am now going to hammer my cock now I am back in my room

 

[Lorelei907]

I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve gotten home from work and left a trail of clothing from the front door to my bed.

 

[Peppadance]

I have been watching naughty videos at work and I got so horny, masturbating is the first thing I did when I walked in the door. I got home from work, I pulled my pants and panties down, lifted my shirt up to play with my nipples and went to town.

Why not masturbate at work?

 

[Paperslut]

Why not masturbate at work?

Oh I have, when the need got to be too great. But allowing the arousal and ache to grow can feel so good too.

 

[fishnfool]

I love this thread. Why? Just last night, as I was writing the latest installment of my Cousin Isabelle series, I was so turned on, so deliciously enjoying their interplay, that I had to stop and please myself. I love it when my own characters tease me to orgasm.

I have done the same thing. Sometimes the story causes it to get hot in the room. In a misguided attempt to cool off, I take off my clothes and after that all bets are off.

 

[tristianc]

I love being so hot and bothered like that, one of those things I miss about my youth.

 

[fishnfool]

Oh I have, when the need got to be too great. But allowing the arousal and ache to grow can feel so good too.

Like now for me. My horniness level is at a 13.4 on a 10 scale. I will later and it will be glorious. Just looking for the right inspiration.

 

[Dirtyoldhornyman]

Lots of times. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve gotten hornier ten fold. And I am cursed/blessed to always have a lot of pre cum. If I’m horny for very long, I get so damn wet I have to Jack off and so wet it’s like a slip and slide and doesn’t take me long.

 

[Taylor_Knight]

I have done the same thing. Sometimes the story causes it to get hot in the room. In a misguided attempt to cool off, I take off my clothes and after that all bets are off.

Hm. We seem to have similar approaches to crafting erotic scenes. I always know then when my clothes come off, while writing that is, that the odds in favor of pleasurable possibilities escalates quite profoundly; then again, the same thing can be said of most times I begin to undress.

 

[Nerd4bbc]

Where i work, im the one only who has access to the elevator mech room on the rooftop. The cieling of the room is glass windows, with white roller blinds.
It almost looks like an outdoor green house the way the sun beams down. Caged fencing inside is surrounding the main componants of the elevator.

Somtimes i get so horny at work, i sneak up there. Lock the doors, and get fully naked with only my boots on. Walking around with my stiff boner!

I love holding onto the fence and jerking off, even with one leg propd up. The warmess and brightness from the sun gives me a rush like im outdoors! the banging, clicking and movements from the machines make things so intense and blocks my moans, it feels sexy.

The heat from the sun makes it soo satisfying to shoot my big loads

I try to find someone i can bring up there to have sex with.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

I always know then when my clothes come off, while writing that is, that the odds in favor of pleasurable possibilities escalates quite profoundly

I'll have that visual in my mind the next time I read one of your stories