When You Literally Couldn't Wait to Masturbate...

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Has there ever been a time when you were so horny, you just couldn't possibly wait to get home or someplace else safe to get yourself off? Maybe in the restroom at work (while browsing Lit!)? Or in your car in a parking lot? Or after a hot date that didn't include a happy ending? When were you so desperate to cum that you just had to do it right then and there?
 
Has there ever been a time when you were so horny, you just couldn't possibly wait to get home or someplace else safe to get yourself off? Maybe in the restroom at work (while browsing Lit!)? Or in your car in a parking lot? Or after a hot date that didn't include a happy ending? When were you so desperate to cum that you just had to do it right then and there?
More times than I can count!
 
I was in my office one day having a very erotic chat with a friend's wife. It was an unexpected conversation but we were expressing our interest in swinging and how we'd make it happen with our spouces. I was so hard and pre cum oozing into my shorts. After we finished chatting I had to make an emergency trip to the restroom where I immediately unloaded into the urinal with only a couple strokes. Your turn!
 
When I was in Army Basic Training I figured I would have to wait until the end of 8 weeks to jack off. But 3 weeks in I had this embarrassing hard on that would constantly happen because i had never gone that long without cumming. So one morning I went into the latrine stall and with just like 3 strokes I was pissing cum into the toilet. Literally not normal cum ropes but a continuous stream of cum which was then followed by normal jets of cum. I have never gone 3 weeks since.
 
When I was in Army Basic Training I figured I would have to wait until the end of 8 weeks to jack off. But 3 weeks in I had this embarrassing hard on that would constantly happen because i had never gone that long without cumming. So one morning I went into the latrine stall and with just like 3 strokes I was pissing cum into the toilet. Literally not normal cum ropes but a continuous stream of cum which was then followed by normal jets of cum. I have never gone 3 weeks since.
3 weeks is a looooong haul.
 
I don't remember ever being in the exact situation I described. But I remember the time when I was most DESPERATE to cum. About 20 years ago, I went on a new prescription medication for my anxiety. It was called Celexa, I think. Anyway, I quickly discovered that the stuff wouldn't let me maintain an erection long enough for me to squirt a load. I didn't have a partner at the time, so I was just trying to jerk off. Can't remember if it was even helping with my anxiety; I think it was actually making it worse because I couldn't get off! So after three or four weeks, I just stopped taking it. Due to residual effects, it wasn't until a few days later that I could stroke my nice hard cock. After only about five minutes, I blew a load of biblical proportions and literally almost fainted. Everything went black, and I saw stars. My best orgasm from jerking off ever.
 
A woman at work had me so worked up one day I had to pull over on the way home to jerk off in my truck. I was in a retail parking lot and even though no one could actually see what I was, I suppose it was pretty apparent based on my body language.
Very satisfying though
 
I think I was in high school. I went to the local book store (regular kind, not adult) to get a magazine. The pornos were right next to the section I was going to. I didn't have the courage to get one myself, but there was a gentleman there looking through some. I looked over his shoulder for quite awhile. All the way home in the car, I just about came every time we hit a small bump. As soon as we were inside, I ran into the bathroom, dropped my pants, and came in about two strokes.
 
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Mmm, more times than I can count. Our SUV has darkly tinted windows, and on more than one I've found myself horny as hell, in need of relief and masturbated in a corner lot of our local Walmart for one. For privacy, I cover the windshield with a folding sun reflector, expose my tits and go to work on my usually pantiless pussy, sometimes pulling up porn on my phone for the view, sometimes not. I have also gotten off in womens dressing rooms several times. My husband has vidoe called me when I was out and about, his cock out stroking it in his truck or a hotel room while he was out of town of town doing contracting work. I always have to find a private area to "join" him:heart:
 
Mmm, more times than I can count. Our SUV has darkly tinted windows, and on more than one I've found myself horny as hell, in need of relief and masturbated in a corner lot of our local Walmart for one. For privacy, I cover the windshield with a folding sun reflector, expose my tits and go to work on my usually pantiless pussy, sometimes pulling up porn on my phone for the view, sometimes not. I have also gotten off in womens dressing rooms several times. My husband has vidoe called me when I was out and about, his cock out stroking it in his truck or a hotel room while he was out of town of town doing contracting work. I always have to find a private area to "join" him:heart:
wish I shopped at your Walmart!
 
At my front door... a couple/few times. First time, my wife's friend came over to our house to pick up something she was borrowing. My wife was at work and I was home. I don't know what happened, but while she was there visiting in the front entry, I got rock-hard. There seemed to be a some sort of connection with her, but nothing else happened. Needless to say, as soon as I shut the front door, I had my cock out to relieve myself as I watched her walk away through the door window.
 
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Mmm, more times than I can count. Our SUV has darkly tinted windows, and on more than one I've found myself horny as hell, in need of relief and masturbated in a corner lot of our local Walmart for one. For privacy, I cover the windshield with a folding sun reflector, expose my tits and go to work on my usually pantiless pussy, sometimes pulling up porn on my phone for the view, sometimes not. I have also gotten off in womens dressing rooms several times. My husband has vidoe called me when I was out and about, his cock out stroking it in his truck or a hotel room while he was out of town of town doing contracting work. I always have to find a private area to "join" him:heart:
A really hot story! I had a GF who masturbated regularly in the bathroom at work. She used to call me, just before, to tell me where she was going. It made for some really hot sex that night.
 
I was in my office one day having a very erotic chat with a friend's wife. It was an unexpected conversation but we were expressing our interest in swinging and how we'd make it happen with our spouces. I was so hard and pre cum oozing into my shorts. After we finished chatting I had to make an emergency trip to the restroom where I immediately unloaded into the urinal with only a couple strokes. Your turn!
Did you choose the urinal hoping someone would walk in? Just curious why you didn't go to the stall for privacy?
 
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