Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

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Thought I'd say Hi real quick.

Yay!!!

Where the fuck have you been?

 

[Lmizzler]

Yay!!!

Where the fuck have you been?

Ever since the last incident...it doesn't seem safe to tell people when I'm going to be gone.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ever since the last incident...it doesn't seem safe to tell people when I'm going to be gone.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

 

[Lmizzler]

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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[crazychemgirl]

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I’m the innocent one … it was all @OrdinaryPerson

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I know two but you are right, @SalaciousMonkey22 has the advantage.

That face ain’t from my elbow getting licked

 

[UnquietDreams]

Pet owners …. How much dog hair / cat hair do you think you accidentally consume in your lifetime

My dog is a poodle/ bichon frise mix, and she doesn't shed. I love my little fluffybutt.

Um, that is her nickname. Not referring to anyone else, nor myself. Just to be clear.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning fuckers

Good morning, Sweetheart!

Have a great day.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Good morning, Sweetheart!

Have a great day.

Wow .. a hi and goodbye all in one post.

 

[vagrantx]

Wow .. a hi and goodbye all in one post.

UD's like

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[crazychemgirl]

What is your favourite thing to BBQ?

 

[lavendersilk]

Good morning, Sweetheart!

Have a great day.

Wow .. a hi and goodbye all in one post.

UD's like

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Pretty sure he was just telling @dawn_of_night to have a great day.

 

[lavendersilk]

What is your favourite thing to BBQ?

Hot dogs. I like them as burnt and black as my soul. And hamburgers a little pink in the middle.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wow .. a hi and goodbye all in one post.

He's efficient like that, you should see him actually apply himself

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hot dogs. I like them as burnt and black as my soul. And hamburgers a little pink in the middle.

Omg I love a burnt hot dog!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

The overnight Kitty reactions are one of my favorite things to wake up to

I know! I look at my alerts in the morning and think, "Oh, I amused Kitty! I did good!"

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank God I'm pretty...
the occasional free drink I never asked for,
the occasional admission to a seedy little bar,
invitations to a stranger's car;
I'm blessed

Sorry for the debbie downer, got pretty awfully cat-called today and it sucked

There is no need to apologize for getting angry at being sexually harassed. Women should be supplied with paintball guns with those capsicum balls. I am so sorry you had that happen.

 

[Qky75]

What is your favourite thing to BBQ?

Elote, and ribs. May try a turkey on charcoal again this year.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is there a college course I need to take to qualify for this very important job?

No, but I can home school you on some of it if you would like.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok so I saw a post on TikTok and in there a woman said that a septum piercing is like man-repellant.

Now… having recently gotten a septum piercing… this made me curious. Not that I give two fucks about whether a man finds my body art attractive…

But is it true? I figured there’s a decent selection of men who peruse this thread …


men of lit.. is it true?

No. Fuck no. No.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Since you only asked for the menfolk’s opinions, I’m just going to leave this here
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Okay, I amend my answer to "mostly no."

 

[lavendersilk]

Elote, and ribs. May try a turkey on charcoal again this year. View attachment 2364399

And this is how you competently flirt.

 

[Qky75]

And this is how you competently flirt.

??

 

[UnquietDreams]

God damnit why you gotta post things that give me an existential crisis about whether to or react.

Normally I am upset when I miss these. Giving your reaction, I am kind of happy now...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Okay, I amend my answer to "mostly no."

So if I get one you won’t like it?