Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

… the stairs to climb to the top were old and rusty and made of a kind of metal grill, so that you could look down and see all the way to the bottom…

I understand this soooo well. And somehow, being inside a dark, creepy tube seems to make it worse. I rarely have turned around, but I have been at the top before and really did not want to get on those stairs and go back down again.

It is entirely possible, I didn’t. I am actually dead at the top of some lighthouse on the Oregon coast and these are posts from a spirit with unfinished jokes to spread.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Yes. It is not bad blackened.

Or fried, or smoked.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Why are nectarines so damn good…..cut one up and devoured it … struggling to not just cut up the rest of them and eat them.

Oh wait … I have cherries!!!

I just ate a bunch of Skylar Rae cherries

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I just ate a bunch of Skylar Rae cherries

Oh, I think I just saw one of her videos on Pornhub!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

these are posts from a spirit with unfinished jokes to spread

and you just killed me

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Had a horrid night of nightmares and broken sleep last night. For those jealous of my graphic sex dreams, this is the other side of that coin.
Time for some coffee.
Good morning, folks!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Had a horrid night of nightmares and broken sleep last night. For those jealous of my graphic sex dreams, this is the other side of that coin.
Time for some coffee.
Good morning, folks!

Ouch know the feeling. Hope you have a relaxing morning to forget it soon

 

[curious_me]

Had a horrid night of nightmares and broken sleep last night. For those jealous of my graphic sex dreams, this is the other side of that coin.
Time for some coffee.
Good morning, folks!

Hope your morning is better.
Enjoy the coffee!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Try vanilla ice cream with rice Chex for breakfast

When I was around 17-18, my favorite breakfast was Rice Krispies with vanilla ice cream, blueberries and diced strawberries

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No. Where are their books?!? Hot girls read books.
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Love that little ginger savage

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This really brings American Beauty to mind! I wonder what the filmmaker would have settled on, had she pushed...

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Yeah, she grew into herself. It just took a while!

American Beauty was filmed in my hometown!

What is a spicy Asian taco?

I mean, besides me

The archetypes are Roy Choi’s Kogi BBQ food truck tacos. They’ll be at CSULB this Friday

**please refer to:

“Tricks lit men will use to try and get me to send them pics of my tata cherries and how not to fall for it”


Classes start August 1st and enrolment is by PM request.

Other classes offered this semester:

- how to use fear and intimidation to make people want to stalk you
- forming cliques and how to encourage swarming
- getting lit women to send you their tatas and friendly vag by being an owner of tatas and friendly vag

You forgot
- How to farm material for a book by fostering online conversation

 

[crazychemgirl]

American Beauty was filmed in my hometown!


The archetypes are Roy Choi’s Kogi BBQ food truck tacos. They’ll be at CSULB this Friday
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You forgot
- How to farm material for a book by fostering online conversation

My greatest glass material I can’t share because then you all would have no use for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I made the mistake of walking in the room while my wife was watching an episode during season 1 (or maybe season 2). It was a sex scene involving an octopus. I noped right out of there and judiciously avoid the living room whenever it's on now.

I could never be a lighthouse keeper. When I was a kid we used to take family vacation to Barnegat and we'd always go visit the lighthouse. I haven't been there in 30 years, but back then, the stairs to climb to the top were old and rusty and made of a kind of metal grill, so that you could look down and see all the way to the bottom. I never once made it to the top. I'd look down and get panic attacks and hold up the whole line of people trying to climb up and down.

Oh it gets so much worse lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

Had a horrid night of nightmares and broken sleep last night. For those jealous of my graphic sex dreams, this is the other side of that coin.
Time for some coffee.
Good morning, folks!

Ain’t that the fucking truth.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you could travel to the far reaches of the universe..: but you had to do it alone and you could never come back to earth … would you do it?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If you could travel to the far reaches of the universe..: but you had to do it alone and you could never come back to earth … would you do it?

No, but I know some assholes I'd happily send in my place.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, but I know some assholes I'd happily send in my place.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Come see me for more introvert tips

 

[crazychemgirl]

Imagine if you could dream share with your dog … would you be interested?

I had dreams where my dog was a part of my dream the last couple nights… I wonder if she dreams about me

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My dog loves sliced carrot rings. They are her favorite treats.

Oh mine too!!!

She gets carrots, cucumber and fruit daily when I’m making my breakfast and lunch.

I don’t think I can believe either of you unless you post videos of your puppers and that satisfying *cronch cronch cronch* sound!

 

[lavendersilk]

If you could travel to the far reaches of the universe..: but you had to do it alone and you could never come back to earth … would you do it?

No, but I know some assholes I'd happily send in my place.

This.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think you guys are thinking of traveling to the far reaches of space as a negative thing … imagine instead travels filled with amazing scenery … distant planets.. other galaxies … so much to see and experience.

 

[vagrantx]

Omg who is watching Season 4 of the Boys?!!!

Mememe! An exercise in incredible debauchery! It's wonderful!

Another tip would be the new Supacell on netflix. Superhero epidemic in the black community of South London. Gritty, lovely acting, more down to earth.

 

[vagrantx]

If you could travel to the far reaches of the universe..: but you had to do it alone and you could never come back to earth … would you do it?

I've fantasized about this so many times. If there's one superhero I'm jealous of it's Dr Manhattan from The Watchmen. Near godlike powers and the ability to travel anywhere in a single moment. Terraforming mars 'cause he's got nothing better to do.

I'd go in a heartbeat.

 

[lavendersilk]

I think you guys are thinking of traveling to the far reaches of space as a negative thing … imagine instead travels filled with amazing scenery … distant planets.. other galaxies … so much to see and experience.

It's the not coming back part that scares me. I would always want the option to come back.

 

[morelikeasong]

Omg who is watching Season 4 of the Boys?!!!

I think I’m on episode 3…

This show is too gory for me. I’m still watching it but it’s a tough one