Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I would love to be a lighthouse person … could read books and be by the ocean.

Read a great book on growing up in a lighthouse. A lot of your life is spent washing windows.

But I am right there with you.

 

[BrendaBear]

I would love to be a lighthouse person … could read books and be by the ocean.

One of my favorite areas on the Oregon coast. Heceta Head Lighthouse.

Seems ideal for Shenanigans. A lighthouse, a hill sheilding from the storms, and someone is getting head, so…..

 

[__Nathan1968]

Has anyone ever eaten alligator?

Yup

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would love to be a lighthouse person … could read books and be by the ocean.

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[BrendaBear]

Has anyone ever eaten alligator?

Yup

Did thr alligator enjoy it? Or was he kind of meh?

 

[BrendaBear]

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Cape Mears!!!

Oh… I think we had this discussion before…

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm watching Bridgerton and it's setting up for a mmf threesome. I think it's better than alligators

Well... if you guys don't see me for awhile... you know what's up. I'm almost done with The Buccaneers.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well... if you guys don't see me for awhile... you know what's up. I'm almost done with The Buccaneers.

Does it have alligators or lesbians?

 

[lavendersilk]

Has anyone ever eaten alligator?

Jerky. It was ok. I want to eat it blackened not fried.

 

[lavendersilk]

Does it have alligators or lesbians?

No alligators.

 

[BrendaBear]

I was at the hair salon, and they have a tv series playing on the wall… it was in Spanish so I have no idea what was going on… but a new scene starts with two women in bed, one gets up, naked, walks over to a window…

Suddenly I am paying attention because of the two women… then I hear from the other room, Cyndi Lauper start singing “Girls just want to have fun”… I was cracking up!! I don’t think my hairdresser got the funny… which seemed to make it funnier to me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No alligators.

 

[Bry1313]

I'm gonna bookmark this to reread it before I go to sleep tonight

Well you got…….something


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[Bry1313]

How many people do you have on ignore? I'm always curious about this

Three people from a previous life on here, I have no idea who they are.

 

[Bry1313]

How do you know my name isn’t really BogeysBoobies?

So that’s how I got replaced on the list.



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[Mo_Bandy]

Has anyone ever eaten alligator?

Yes. It is not bad blackened.

 

[Bry1313]

I'm so tempted to Photoshop nipples onto toenails. Someone stop me

Ok, tonight makes a lot more sense now

 

[MindYaBitness]

Has anyone ever eaten alligator?

Yes, deep fried, in New Orleans. It was okay-ish

 

[MindYaBitness]

You will forever be my dirty sock bitch

You two have the purest love I've ever had the privilege to witness

 

[Jaws82]

Has anyone ever eaten alligator?

I even had a tater with my gator

 

[Bry1313]

Has anyone ever eaten alligator?

So good.

 

[Bry1313]

Have you figured out yet that I would do anything for a joke?

This is true

 

[BrendaBear]

You will forever be my dirty sock bitch

Somewhere, tonight, there is some guy who follows this thread without posting, is trying to sweet talk the woman of his dreams. But, he isn’t very good with words. So he lights some candles, has soft music playing, brings her a glass of wine and a single red rose and tells her… with all sincerity… “you will forever be my dirty sock bitch.”

Later, when trying to do damage control for an offense he doesn’t understand… he follows with another hip phrase…”I said what I said.”

 

[BrendaBear]

Have you figured out yet that I would do anything for a joke?

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[Whiskeyjack]

Omg who is watching Season 4 of the Boys?!!!

I made the mistake of walking in the room while my wife was watching an episode during season 1 (or maybe season 2). It was a sex scene involving an octopus. I noped right out of there and judiciously avoid the living room whenever it's on now.

I could never be a lighthouse keeper. When I was a kid we used to take family vacation to Barnegat and we'd always go visit the lighthouse. I haven't been there in 30 years, but back then, the stairs to climb to the top were old and rusty and made of a kind of metal grill, so that you could look down and see all the way to the bottom. I never once made it to the top. I'd look down and get panic attacks and hold up the whole line of people trying to climb up and down.