Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Convince me you have malicious intent to lots of your posts

Usually I love you but I'm really starting to wonder with putting the boobs on the back

Oh I thought it was just being super sweet and mushy to you.

 

[morelikeasong]

This sucks. Cause boobs on my back do not seem comfy. And I won't be able to touch them. And I like some boob action while getting railed so none of this works for me.

Agree. If he’s not touching them, I want to be. And I can’t play with them if they’re on my back. Scenario rejected

 

[crazychemgirl]

To be fair, I'd be a lot angrier if they removed the latter and not the former

You have objections to having your pole removed?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Agree. If he’s not touching them, I want to be. And I can’t play with them if they’re on my back. Scenario rejected

Okay, seriously? Who would not be touching your boobs, no mater where they are?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Okay, seriously? Who would not be touching your boobs, no mater where they are?

I mean, I try to touch them on my phone screen… so I agree with this.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Women drivers, amirite?

One of these days I'll send you a pic of my car. The back says "Horrible at Driving, but Excellent at Real Estate"

It just lets people know that they don't need to flip me off, I already know I'm a shitty driver

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You have objections to having your pole removed?

Of course! It's 78% of the reason I come here

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

One of these days I'll send you a pic of my car. The back says "Horrible at Driving, but Excellent at Real Estate"

You should park terribly at every meeting you have just to really drive home how excellent you are at real estate

 

[crazychemgirl]

Of course! It's 78% of the reason I come here

What’s the other 22% ???

 

[morelikeasong]

What if instead of toenails, people had nipples on their toes?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What’s the other 22% ???

1)butts(holes)
2)boobs
3)banter
4)BogeysBoobies

 

[crazychemgirl]

What if instead of toenails, people had nipples on their toes?

that just made me vomit in my mouth a little … and I’m not even eating anything atm

 

[dawn_of_night]

What if instead of toenails, people had nipples on their toes?

Nope.
No.
Feet are gross...
Nipples do not deserve that cruelty

 

[crazychemgirl]

1)butts(holes)
2)boobs
3)banter
4)bry and bogey

I’m offended that I didn’t make the list.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What if instead of toenails, people had nipples on their toes?

Open toed shoes would be a lot more popular. And soccer/football (both) probably less so.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What if instead of toenails, people had nipples on their toes?

I guess I'd have to get back into toe-sucking

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m offended that I didn’t make the list.

Change your name to something that starts with 'b'

 

[UnquietDreams]

I guess I'd have to get back into toe-sucking

So it was just a phase?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So it was just a phase?

Well, yeah. We all went through that one right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Change your name to something that starts with 'b'

How do you know my name isn’t really BogeysBoobies?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What if instead of toenails, people had nipples on their toes?

Am I still allowed to wear flip flops?
Walking through grass might feel weird

 

[UnquietDreams]

How do you know my name isn’t really BogeysBoobies?

Umm...your username is right there.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Am I still allowed to wear flip flops?
Walking through grass might feel weird

It all depends on how stimulated you get from nipple play

 

[crazychemgirl]

Umm...your username is right there.

Shhhhhh … I want to make the list.

 

[morelikeasong]

It all depends on how stimulated you get from nipple play

I’d have to wear tiny pasties on them for protection. Also fashion.