Did You Get Cyber-Laid Last Night Or Today?

[Recooter]

I have never seen a picture of you, so no, it isn't because you like your tits!

I hope I didn't offend you in any way. It was certainly not my intention

 

[MiaBabe23]

I have never seen a picture of you, so no, it isn't because you like your tits!

True, but figured you’d glanced at my profile

No, not offended - you’d be left in no doubt if you offended me - though only now just reread that and realized you said I like my tits lmao hahaha

 

[Recooter]

True, but figured you’d glanced at my profile

Not yet.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Not yet.

You might want to glance at the third paragraph to get a sense of my preferences ha - v difficult to satisfy so

 

[Recooter]

Your mannerisms caught my eye. I wasn’t being deliberate at all

 

[Recooter]

You might want to glance at the third paragraph to get a sense of my preferences ha - v difficult to satisfy so

I'm starting to get that. You have quite a defense mechanism.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I'm starting to get that. You have quite a defense mechanism.

Preferences aren’t defense mechanisms lmao

 

[Recooter]

Preferences aren’t defense mechanisms lmao

Well said! Define preferences?

 

[fma20fma]

couldnt find a guy of my choice. try again next week end.

 

[MiaBabe23]

couldnt find a guy of my choice. try again next week end.

Ah hope you find someone fun

 

[fma20fma]

I have tried to find a guy similar or better than my ex bf...kinkier and demanding. not found yet.

 

[cypressknee]

Neither

 

[Roleplay_LouiseUk]

Yea but unfortunately they left before I got there! Though I did voice mote someone so that helped

 

[Recooter]

Sooner or later lighting will strike!

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

I did not. I’m in bed. But did not get fucked. My hubby fell asleep WAY too early

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

My DMs are open

 

[Kittycity]

Nope nobody loves me

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Nope nobody loves me

What's love got to do with it? - Tina Turner.

Nope. Not a snowballs chance in hell.

 

[Kittycity]

What's love got to do with it? - Tina Turner.

Nope. Not a snowballs chance in hell.

Snowballs I'd lay you for one

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Snowballs I'd lay you for one

Ha! Tunnocks?

 

[subdudeme13]

This thread is meant to be a bit tongue-in-cheek. Have fun with it!

For all of us folks who aren't getting any in person, and for all of the nosey pervs who want to read about it, either way.

Is being a nosey perv a bad thing?

 

[Kittycity]

Ha! Tunnocks?

Yup though would consider a teacake or caramel log if there's a shortage

 

[Sconnie69]

Does almost last night count? I had an opportunity but sadly was a bit too sleepy to keep it going. Now the sun is rising and so am I!

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Yup though would consider a teacake or caramel log if there's a shortage

I'm more a teacake person. For future reference when you're popping out to the shop later, leaving me a satisfied heap on your bed.

 

[SmokingFap]

Nope nobody loves me

That's strains credulity, considering your no-button pic.