Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[Lord Pmann]

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I think you have pinkeye.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I think you have pinkeye.

Or maybe I just have a bad case of trying to be sexy but utterly failing winking.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Or maybe I just have a bad case of trying to be sexy but utterly failing winking.

We are going to need to talk about this and your tornadically flappable vagina in private.

Also, I’ve seen your boobs. You don’t have to try to be sexy.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Just so you know, girls can do this with guys, too. It’s not exclusive to female on female interaction. I didn’t want any ladies here to think that was a requirement.

I don't understand how guys have vags to trade

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't understand how guys have vags to trade

Ask your boy Bry. He seems to be hogging all the genitals ‘round these parts.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't understand how guys have vags to trade

Shhhhh, don't break his heart by reminding him that the market is flooded with dick and therefore it is as valuable as confederate dollars

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ask your boy Bry. He seems to be hogging all the genitals ‘round these parts.

He's never sent me any vag back

 

[Lord Pmann]

Shhhhh, don't break his heart by reminding him that the market is flooded with dick and therefore it is as valuable as confederate dollars

Well mine seemed to have some pretty strong bargaining power at some point… it had a very strong exchange rate.

He's never sent me any vag back

I’m not sure about his vaginal back. Maybe he has a case of vaginitis?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm absolutely not here for body shaming at all. I'm sure we all have preferences for our partners fun parts.
My comment about ham sandwiches wasn't meant to be a put down. I was having drinks with some good friends last week and conversations took a turn as they do when parents suddenly don't have to speak in code because there was no offspring about and one friend likened hers to a run over ham sandwich whereas I declared mine to be more of a panini
But it was all said in fun which is what I thought this conversation was supposed to be

Mine is like a kebab. Looks like one and is the perfect end to a drunken night out

 

[Lord Pmann]

Mine is like a kebab. Looks like one and is the perfect end to a drunken night out

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

God I really want a kebab. Or a burrito

 

[MindYaBitness]

God I really want a kebab. Or a burrito

How about a meat pocket instead?

 

[AmberLGreen]

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Colouring is a little off. I am a natural blonde. Squirt some garlic sauce on that and you might be nearer the mark

 

[Lord Pmann]

Squirt some garlic sauce on that and you might be nearer the mark

I do eat a lot of garlic.

 

[Wand3rlust]

He's never sent me any vag back

No. Because this part of the alt trio is a prude

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How about a meat pocket instead?

I love meat pockets. They are so good. I think they are pasties in the UK? Right bogey?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well mine seemed to have some pretty strong bargaining power at some point… it had a very strong exchange rate.



I’m not sure about his vaginal back. Maybe he has a case of vaginitis?

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If memory serves, a bargain in bad faith does not an exchange rate make. And, while dick, no matter how "pretty", is plentiful, boobs will always be in higher demand

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No. Because this part of the alt trio is a prude

I've seen so much dick though

Wanna trade vags? I feel like I should know my own vag

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If memory serves, a bargain in bad faith does not an exchange rate make. And, while dick, no matter how "pretty" is plentiful, boobs will always be in higher demand

What if the boobs are super slutty. Does it turn low value?

 

[MindYaBitness]

What if the boobs are super slutty. Does it turn low value?

Nope, especially yours, they're fantastic!

 

[Amanda330]

What if the boobs are super slutty. Does it turn low value?

If it does I'm totally fucked. My boobs are all I got.

 

[MindYaBitness]

If it does I'm totally fucked. My boobs are all I got.

Not true, you're lovely inside & out

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If it does I'm totally fucked. My boobs are all I got.

Isn't getting fucked the point here?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Isn't getting fucked the point here?

I'm doing it wrong then

 

[Xerxes82]

Isn't getting fucked the point here?

I knew I was doing Lit wrong.

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