Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[MindYaBitness]

What is it? Also, I think this is just a cry for my attention.
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I have a tornado exclusion clause, auntie. Your box is welcome in my inbox.




How Marilyn Monroe of you.



My Vagatabase spreadsheet needs more entries. Cell A1 is lonely.

Of course, who do you thinkntaught me that proper ventilation of the undercarriage is of the utmost importance?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I assume you all do.


(I would if I had one)

Aw fuck. Guys, she's onto us!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I think I would play with my dick constantly if I have one.

Like I do with my boobs

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh, I’ve always assumed he types with his dick.

His diphalia comes in handy for ease of typing, he'll send you the video if ask nicely

 

[Bry1313]

Are or aren’t??

It seems my like my vag (as accused by some in this thread) my thumb flaps in the wind too

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I think I would play with my dick constantly if I have one.

Like I do with my boobs

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh, I’ve always assumed he types with his dick.

Gotta be easier with a cut dick, too.

More..... precision.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I assume you all do.


(I would if I had one)

FHFJDKALANDBFKG

 

[Bry1313]

I'm offended by thus statement. My vag is not new, but still entirely worthy of be sent to unsuspecting Litsters upon request!

Maybe you should join a club

 

[MindYaBitness]

It seems my like my vag (as accused by some in this thread) my thumb flaps in the wind too

Not me, I'm your friend, I would never fo that. Instead, I accused you of having two dicks.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh, I’ve always assumed he types with his dick.

Wait, do I have flappy vag or a dick? I’m so lost?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wait, do I have flappy vag or a dick? I’m so lost?

Both

 

[AuntieDisco]

It seems my like my vag (as accused by some in this thread) my thumb flaps in the wind too

Now I can’t unsee that.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wait, do I have flappy vag or a dick? I’m so lost?

Depends which one of us is typing surely?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Both

https://i.imgflip.com/1dj89o.jpg

 

[Bry1313]

Gotta be easier with a cut dick, too.

More..... precision.

It is…..that is if I have one. I don’t know anymore.

 

[hotoldrguy]

It is…..that is if I have one. I don’t know anymore.

It is not really something you could misplace...

 

[orangecurious]

It is not really something you could misplace...

 

[Bry1313]

Gotta be easier with a cut dick, too.

More..... precision.

It is, but you know then when you are signed in as me

 

[Wand3rlust]

It is, but you know then when you are signed in as me

You'd think. But I seem to get dumber and less observant. Plus my typing goes to pot.

 

[Bry1313]

You'd think. But I seem to get dumber and less observant. Plus my typing goes to pot.

I dotn know waht you aer takling aobut.

 

[Xerxes82]

Both

Which brings us to the real question: can he fuck himself?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Which brings us to the real question: can he fuck himself?

I mean, I can. And do. Frequently.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I have a tornado exclusion clause, auntie. Your box is welcome in my inbox.

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[MindYaBitness]

Which brings us to the real question: can he fuck himself?

Uh, if I had that set up in my downstairs kitty-cat, I'd never leave the house