Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[RosewoodTulip]

I'm absolutely not here for body shaming at all. I'm sure we all have preferences for our partners fun parts.
My comment about ham sandwiches wasn't meant to be a put down. I was having drinks with some good friends last week and conversations took a turn as they do when parents suddenly don't have to speak in code because there was no offspring about and one friend likened hers to a run over ham sandwich whereas I declared mine to be more of a panini
But it was all said in fun which is what I thought this conversation was supposed to be

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was disappointed to see him be so dismissive and judgmental over our fellow Litsters’ anatomy. We all have beauty that’s worth sharing and anyone who shares it, either publicly, or privately with consent, is giving the gift of themselves. I hope no one was harmed by his post.

#allvaginasmatter

 

[Bry1313]

#allvaginasmatter

You are a beautiful soul even if I’m definitively NYK.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It is a hoax, but there are some disturbing pics online. Not sure how they were made

The internet is a scary place.

 

[hotoldrguy]

FYI I have not received any vaginas or blue pubic hairs in my PM's since my previous posts

 

[Bry1313]

FYI I have not received any vaginas or blue pubic hairs in my PM's since my previous posts

Me either.

 

[Endless_Night]

Welp. I can't tell exactly what's happening, but it looks like someone's objecting to the humor in the thread? Maybe?

Jesus, people!

If you don't like the thread go post somewhere else. This is not not ROCKET SCIENCE

So much for figuring out how to undo my massive, unwieldy, and surprisingly difficult to find ignore list. Where is that thing? Surely there's a listing somewhere on the dash.


It's going to be another long Lit week isn't it.

(Rhetorical question).

 

[MindYaBitness]

Welp. I can't tell exactly what's happening, but it looks like someone's objecting to the humor in the thread? Maybe?

Jesus, people!

If you don't like the thread go post somewhere else. This is not not ROCKET SCIENCE

So much for figuring out how to undo my massive, unwieldy, and surprisingly difficult to find ignore list. Where is that thing? Surely there's a listing somewhere on the dash.


It's going to be another long Lit week isn't it.

(Rhetorical question).

So, I shouldn't post blue pubes? AFAF

 

[Bry1313]

So, I shouldn't post blue pubes? AFAF

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xKZEMp5RL3cAAAAC/omg-really.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

Flaps in the wind made me spray my coffee out. You owe me a coffee mister!!!

So, @Lord Pmann the day after waxing, and @Bry1313 about 3 days before waxing is due. Got it.
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMm10MmNjMnpoMmFmcWg3eDNrOW15N3ExeHgzYXhyeTE2ajk1Y2NtcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/JtqQOOqEdboHSREBmt/giphy.gif

Sounds about right. Add it to your spreadsheet.

It's probably more of a case where one can afford to be picky and one can't.

good point. yes...yes I have and I blame it on Littlesister

She was the best with links.

Like hell, that’s a thing that doesn’t actually exist.

Correct. It was a hoax. But if you don’t think there are manky vaginas, then you don’t have friends who are dickheads who send you manky vagina pics.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So, I shouldn't post blue pubes? AFAF

I think she would prefer a PM.

But to Bry’s point… if I offended anyone who has a vagina that flaps in the wind, please react to this post so I can send you a personalized message apologizing for making fun of your flappy fanny.

Edit to add: I’m beginning to think Bry has a flappy vagina and we are getting to the root of this.

#WizardSleeves

 

[Amanda330]

I think she would prefer a PM.

But to Bry’s point… if I offended anyone who has a vagina that flaps in the wind, please like this post so I can send you a personalized message apologizing for making fun of your flappy fanny.

I'll look for it in my box. I'm deeply wounded. It better be good, too.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I think she would prefer a PM.

But to Bry’s point… if I offended anyone who has a vagina that flaps in the wind, please like this post so I can send you a personalized message apologizing for making fun of your flappy fanny.

I have a question, what if there’s like a tornado close by? Then flappy vag lips are inevitable

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think she would prefer a PM.

But to Bry’s point… if I offended anyone who has a vagina that flaps in the wind, please like this post so I can send you a personalized message apologizing for making fun of your flappy fanny.

Apology accepted. However, to be clear, I prefer artificial wind to get my flaps a-dancin'



https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcWU5ajQwNWFucjJxYXBzenF2OGdxbWN6ODJiOGdoYXBycXRlNWdwNCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/jiwna8AtWXycbI8JdQ/giphy.gif

 

[Bry1313]

Correct. It was a hoax. But if you don’t think there are manky vaginas, then you don’t have friends who are dickheads who send you manky vagina pics.

What a thing to say about your friends’ vaginas. No wonder they arent sending you the goods anymore and you are making public appeals for new vaginas



https://media1.tenor.com/m/k7poZjlYDaQAAAAC/omg-wow.gif

 

[AuntieDisco]

What a thing to say about your friends’ vaginas. No wonder they are sending you the goods anymore and you are making public appeals for new vaginas



https://media1.tenor.com/m/k7poZjlYDaQAAAAC/omg-wow.gif

Are or aren’t??

 

[MindYaBitness]

What a thing to say about your friends’ vaginas. No wonder they are sending you the goods anymore and you are making public appeals for new vaginas



https://media1.tenor.com/m/k7poZjlYDaQAAAAC/omg-wow.gif

I'm offended by thus statement. My vag is not new, but still entirely worthy of be sent to unsuspecting Litsters upon request!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are or aren’t??

Ah, @AuntieDisco I commend you for spotting the error in my favorite gammer nazi's post. @Bry1313 who types with their thumbs now!!!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'll look for it in my box. I'm deeply wounded. It better be good, too.

What is it? Also, I think this is just a cry for my attention.

I have a question, what if there’s like a tornado close by? Then flappy vag lips are inevitable

I have a tornado exclusion clause, auntie. Your box is welcome in my inbox.

Apology accepted. However, to be clear, I prefer artificial wind to get my flaps a-dancin'



https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcWU5ajQwNWFucjJxYXBzenF2OGdxbWN6ODJiOGdoYXBycXRlNWdwNCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/jiwna8AtWXycbI8JdQ/giphy.gif

How Marilyn Monroe of you.

What a thing to say about your friends’ vaginas. No wonder they are sending you the goods anymore and you are making public appeals for new vaginas



https://media1.tenor.com/m/k7poZjlYDaQAAAAC/omg-wow.gif

My Vagatabase spreadsheet needs more entries. Cell A1 is lonely.

 

[Lord Pmann]

@Bry1313 who types with their thumbs now!!!!!

Oh, I’ve always assumed he types with his dick.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Ah, @AuntieDisco I commend you for spotting the error in my favorite gammer nazi's post. @Bry1313 who types with their thumbs now!!!!!

Honestly I’m genuinely curiously as to what he meant

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh, I’ve always assumed he types with his dick.

*bites tongue to not make joke about pinpoint accuracy*

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Oh, I’ve always assumed he types with his dick.

I assume you all do.


(I would if I had one)

 

[AuntieDisco]

Oh, I’ve always assumed he types with his dick.

Does that mean I should try texting with text? But that would mean wider screen

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

We will shift to a less serious topic, one that @deefalttwunnyfor brought up. What are you masturbating to these days?

I've been kinda trying to 'bate porn-free. There's this one "getting in touch with your sexual self" meditation I've been utilizing. And recently I went pure imagination in the shower. (Queue the Willy Wonka song). Today though, totally went with an MMF bi porn.

What's your brand of porn?

It varies. I love solo women, group, three-ways, amateur, couples. There's this one couple I've been into lately under the amazing name "Eatpraydong." Lol. A woman on the massage table who eventually gets fucked is fun.

What's your brand of wank material?

Video generally.

Are you reading stories? If so, what kind?

I have before. I have a handful of favorites and one I wrote, like, last year or so. Fun stuff.

Are they age play? Orgies? CNC (*ahem*)? Tell me you wankiest fantasies.

No. Yes. Eh, not really. Mostly just group.

Feel free to tell me what DOESN'T get your bits going, as well.

Anything gross or degrading. It's just not fun. Not to say that dom/sub stuff is off the table.