Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Sometimes, I judge how my day is just by how many wows @Wand3rlust bestows upon me

Samesies. But she gives me more love.

 

[jason28053]

Samesies. But she gives me more love.

I have 1 so far, but I have my fingers crossed for more

 

[lavendersilk]

I already posted mine today …


I wish I could remember the first post of yours I saw … I’m sure it was epic.

Did I forget the first rule???

 

[lavendersilk]

Seconded

Thirded

 

[Darkrhytm]

Did I forget the first rule???

Always flush the toilet?

 

[morelikeasong]

Did I forget the first rule???

I also missed the boobs

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It’s even funnier if you go to the hardware store with hubby and start saying (quite loudly),

“Oh look .. the caulk comes in blue.. is that Smurf caulk?”

**gets dirty look

“What? So I’m guessing the green isn’t Shrek caulk either then”

I've heard about caulk 3 times today.

First when @OrdinaryPerson didn't like the white caulk she got.

Second when @SalaciousMonkey22 made his fingers sticky from holding the caulk.

And third...Smurf caulk.

You guys really are a caulk loving bunch.

 

[lavendersilk]

Ever since she was a baby, I used to take my kid to the polling place to vote. It is a vote by mail state, but I wanted to impress on her it was something important. And the poll volunteers gave her the "I voted" stickers.

One year they ran out, so I did this.
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Now she is 18 and votes herself.

This made my day.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Samesies. But she gives me more love.

Teacher's pet

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

FIFY Daddy

Can we both be hot moms this time? I think the audience might wanna vote for that couple even more. (I didn't even fall over this time)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Can we both be hot moms this time?

wdym this time? Aren’t you all the time?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Can we both be hot moms this time? I think the audience might wanna vote for that couple even more. (I didn't even fall over this time)

Anything you want, love.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

wdym this time? Aren’t you all the time?

What does wdym mean?
Sometimes am an Asian boy and sometimes I'm @Indie's daddy. I'll be whatever you want if you vote for us for best couple

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

PS-and I'd like to nominate @Kitty_so_frisky as the most missed, because I miss both her clever comments & sweet remarks

I miss her too!!!!

Seconded

Miss you all too! I do try to stop in when I can, I just don’t have my much energy to keep up with the conversation these days

I remember my first post here. It was epic.

"And now I want lumpia."

It is no wonder I am desired by so many...

I may have been among the first to reply with “now I want lumpia,” and dammit, now I want lumpia again!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What does wdym mean?

What do you mean what does wdym mean?

Sometimes am an Asian boy and sometimes I'm @Indie's daddy. I'll be whatever you want if you vote for us for best couple

you really come into your own as an Asian boy, but if you want to be a hot mom I can get behind that

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

but if you want to be a hot mom I can get behind that

And then I can get behind you

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Miss you all too! I do try to stop in when I can, I just don’t have my much energy to keep up with the conversation these days


I may have been among the first to reply with “now I want lumpia,” and dammit, now I want lumpia again!

And now I want lumpia...

 

[BrendaBear]

I never downloaded a vocaroo so fast in my life.

What? I didn’t realize you can download them!
I seriously want @Wand3rlust saying “what the actual fuck” aa the error sound on my computer. That would be beyond awesome!! However, if she would rather I did use her melodious voice swearing on my computer, I would totally respect that.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What? I didn’t realize you can download them!
I seriously want @Wand3rlust saying “what the actual fuck” aa the error sound on my computer. That would be beyond awesome!! However, if she would rather I did use her melodious voice swearing on my computer, I would totally respect that.

You are more than welcome.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And then I can get behind you

Find me in the bum thread

 

[BrendaBear]

You are more than welcome.

Oh happy day!!! Thank you!

 

[BrendaBear]

Find me in the bum thread

So… you are a bum?

My inner Portland is coming out… I immediately thought “3rd and Burnside”?

 

[UnquietDreams]

And now I want lumpia...

My work here is done

No wonder I am desired by so many...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

A few weeks ago I was out at the store with my son and we saw a friend of mine there. He's Filipino and I've been to some parties at his house. After we said a quick hello and walked on, my son asked me who that man once. I simply responded with, "I've eaten that man's lumpia."
The look on my kid's face...

 

[SherlockianMan]

How's everyone doing tonight? Thanks to the Holiday, today is my Friday!