Sex & Shenanigans

What is worse… getting so drunk you puke or getting so drunk you black out?
I have never puked from getting drunk (or had a hang over, even when I richly deserved one). I have blacked out a few times. Once was just after graduation. I was staying with a buddy of mine down in Santa Cruz. We started drinking in the morning, and his friend, who was an asshole, kept giving me more Kessler's whiskey on an empty stomach. I remember telling a guy how I should stop now, because I was nicely buzzed, and then in a blink it was 14 hours later, and I was sitting on a bench press bench watching TV. I had been conscious the whole time, so it wasn't that I woke up, but more like a switch was thrown and there I was, seeing things again and sober. They told me things I did, but I didn't remember a one of them. Didn't puke, but the smell of Kessler's will almost make me puke still. And it was years before I got drunk, really drunk, again.
 
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