Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I did that too … but the same group my mum trusted me with cuz they were the “DnD nerds” were also the group I had boy / girl sleepovers with and bible camp adventures with and it was not all PG

We did have one older woman in our group who did ultimately end up sleeping with a couple of the other guys in the group. But I and the friends I brought to the group were never attracted to her.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This reminds me of a milf video I watched and the woman was younger than me and I was so sad.

I laughed when I saw one the other way. "MILF seduces Teen." Okay, I am all for suspension of disbelief, but you, sir, are obviously in your late 30s. Wearing a baseball cap backwards does not make you look like you are 18.

 

[LupineOne]

You’re STILL good. Just good unbound.

Or bound. Either way

 

[Amanda330]

What is the thing that made you trustworthy or untrustworthy as a teenager?

I was probably trusted more than I should have been. Everyone thought I was an angel. And I was, for the most part. But get me in a room with a boy by myself.... But of course, nobody knew that. I was always sweet perfect innocent Amanda. The neighborhood babysitter, the girl who played the flute (iykyk), and the straight A student in national honor society. People just thought I was pure. Little did they know what was going on in my dirty freaky brain.

 

[hotoldrguy]

The one sorta bad thing we would do was drive Mulholland Drive and the canyons at perhaps too high a speed (always sober). More than a few times where if there’d been a car around a curve it would have ended poorly.

I had a 4 speed MGA when I was a teen and used to speed down Shore Road (both narrow and very curvy) between Ogunquit and York Maine

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was probably trusted more than I should have been. Everyone thought I was an angel. And I was, for the most part. But get me in a room with a boy by myself.... But of course, nobody knew that. I was always sweet perfect innocent Amanda. The neighborhood babysitter, the girl who played the flute (iykyk), and the straight A student in national honor society. People just thought I was pure. Little did they know what was going on in my dirty freaky brain.

I played the flute too!!!!

 

[Amanda330]

I played the flute too!!!!

But did you go to band camp? Lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

But did you go to band camp? Lol

Actually … I did lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was probably trusted more than I should have been. Everyone thought I was an angel. And I was, for the most part. But get me in a room with a boy by myself.... But of course, nobody knew that. I was always sweet perfect innocent Amanda. The neighborhood babysitter, the girl who played the flute (iykyk), and the straight A student in national honor society. People just thought I was pure. Little did they know what was going on in my dirty freaky brain.

It’s always shocking to me how oblivious people can become when they have kids. Like it’s gotta be willful, or just bad memories? Teenage brains don’t really change from generation to generation.

 

[lavendersilk]

Okay so porn descriptions are crazy. You can be in "mature" and it's either a 29 year old or a 70 year old

Or when women are described as "thick" or "chubby" etc. It's a girl that's probably a size 6 most of the time.

This!

 

[lavendersilk]

I was probably trusted more than I should have been. Everyone thought I was an angel. And I was, for the most part. But get me in a room with a boy by myself.... But of course, nobody knew that. I was always sweet perfect innocent Amanda. The neighborhood babysitter, the girl who played the flute (iykyk), and the straight A student in national honor society. People just thought I was pure. Little did they know what was going on in my dirty freaky brain.

I've always wanted to play the flute...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Free love and orgasms?


I fully except a @Bry1313 on @SalaciousMonkey22 sexcapade and @Indie and @OrdinaryPerson look forward to reading / hearing / watching

Normally I love hot boys but I can't get turned on by rainbow and unicorn throw up cums. Their sweet love making would be way too gross for me.

 

[lavendersilk]

What is the thing that made you trustworthy or untrustworthy as a teenager?

Actual footage of me as a teen.
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[crazychemgirl]

Actual footage of me as a teen.
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Same girl … so many books!!

(Still the same)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I had a 4 speed MGA when I was a teen and used to speed down Shore Road (both narrow and very curvy) between Ogunquit and York Maine

All’s well that end’s well.

 

[Lmizzler]

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Totally the trusted kid here. But then they would let me into their house to dogsit or house sit while they were gone and I'd find their porn and play with myself on their couch.

 

[LupineOne]

Tell me your best “I should have died …” stories from teenage years … either from something you did or from someone else’s bad influence

Well, i think I was about 15, one of the last winters the snowfall was consistently deep enough to have snowmobiles.
It was a freak drift that formed over a small knoll in my field. Me and my friends (being young and immortal) looked at it and went “we could get some serious air off of that.”
What we didn’t take enough into account was the speed it would take to actually get air, the fact the woods started about 25 yards past the LZ, and there was a two foot ridge just before the trees.
The first couple runs we just bounced a little. Okay, more speed. A real running start. I volunteered.

I figured I was doing about 60 mph when I hit the drift. Thank god hitting it slowed me down. I got airborne. My friend said he could see trunks of the trees under the treads. I hit the ground wayyy too far over the other side, bounced, and slammed the skis straight into said ridge.
I went ass over teapot and missed hitting the trees by about a foot. If the snow hadn’t been as deep as it was…ouch

 

[Amanda330]

Actually … I did lol

ME TOO!!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Same girl … so many books!!

(Still the same)

Same also. But D&D definitely helped too

 

[Amanda330]

It’s always shocking to me how oblivious people can become when they have kids. Like it’s gotta be willful, or just bad memories? Teenage brains don’t really change from generation to generation.

I think about this allllll the time with my own kids. And I mean, I'm old but I'm not that old. Aand I'm still a freak.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Actual footage of me as a teen.
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See, that was me (and still is), but I was also experimenting with a lot of chemicals, had about a two year season of being an absolute idiot that I probably survived way better than I should have, and worked on expanding the sexual horizons of various young ladies. All probably because I read so much...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think about this allllll the time with my own kids. And I mean, I'm old but I'm not that old. Aand I'm still a freak.

I hear, the freaks come out at night. But in your case…might be a 24 hour party.

 

[Mrtenant]

I was the long haired really big scary kid that drove a battered loud muscle car that people warned their kids to stay away from. And they weren't wrong, I did bad things, just not in school. I was bad news, but, I was fun too. I made Bs in school without trying used all my skip days and more and still graduated when I probably shouldn't have. Walking through a crowded hallway was easy. It was like the parting of the Red Sea, people cleared out and some followed me so they could get through the hall faster. After hs, all of that changed. Life changed dramatically, but that's a different story.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*gently reminds you that you're flirting with breaking forum rules here*

 

[lavendersilk]

See, that was me (and still is), but I was also experimenting with a lot of chemicals, had about a two year season of being an absolute idiot that I probably survived way better than I should have, and worked on expanding the sexual horizons of various young ladies. All probably because I read so much...

I wish you had expanded my sexual horizons... while I read my books.